What do you say when you're ejaculating?

What do you say when you're ejaculating?

bubba

in your pussy

hnnnnnnnnnnnnn

too late too pull out now, bitch

Allahu Ackbar

Awww shit, not like this. Fuck.

>Ooga booga here comes big balooga

Here I cum! I am Cinn A. Mon!

aaaand boom goes the dynamite

"hey woowee" then i also make retarded loooking faces as i cum

Rinnng dink din dink dink ki din din. -Fox

don't tell mommy

Pip pip! What a show!

LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEKIIIIINS!

CYKA

I don't give a bitch enough to catch the bus and when I see the semen I'm leavin' bitches be schemin' I kid you not!

yup!

nice

>underrated post

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Hnnnngggnngggnngnnnn aaah.

here comes the goo!

I wub like zoidberg

POW! RIGHT IN THA KISSER.

I don't say a thing
only crazy people talk to themselves

I just remembered.

I hate people. This is disgusting. I'm going to do something else now.

God Bless America

I'm BATMAN!!!!!!!

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

MEEDLYMEEDLYMEEDLYMOWWWWWWWOWOWOW

Yes mommy.

Lost

Ughhhh yeah I swear im not gay

Money's on the table

Banana

I am arrive in cat.

oh ok

bazinga!

Why would i say something, there's never somebody to hear me

every time i try my best to copy the sound of this guy

Banana banana potassium banana

for satan

aaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLULULULULULULULULULULUUUU

I love you mom

HODOR!

It's only salty milk sweety!

she cumm me

i'm fucking cumming

Sorry dad, i thought you were asleep

Nothing, cause I'm an Aspie and prefer very little social contact and to talk as little as possible

Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

Oops

I'm sorry mom

Kek'd and Chek'd

Ωω ναι, παρτα μωρη αρρωστη!

male privileeeeeegeeeeeeeeee

Match my donation to bernieee

excelsior

lm vegan

Here i cum,again on my own...

Estoy eyaculando!!!

i growl so i dont really say anything

i had quincys when i was younger so and when it was operated on it was kinda a flip of a coin how much damage had been done and now something about the full body spasm and my throat moving turns my breaths into growls. gf thinks its cute though so cant complain

Skeep bop a loo bop, a wop bam boom

Mmmm, tasty.

Jajajajajajaja

done goofed, sorry

nnnnnggggghhh

First they take the shleem...

You can stop now mom

Ohhh winning!

DOOT DOOT!

hhhhhhhhh

Poffarbacco mi è esploso il pacco

HADOUKEN

"I've been day drinking"

Robble Robble!

amina koyim

uuh haah hah huh

LEGENDARY!!!!

Kaaameeehaaameeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mods....?

Forgive me father

that's a feminine penis right

Latley?

HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR

forgot name but she's like 30 years old or something

Monroe

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

k my bad, got baited

there's no rating system you fucking degenerate.

ARE YOU READY KIDS!

Drink bleach you fat cunt.

Because you're premature?

TODOMEDA

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Cunt fat you bleach drink