Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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How are you holding up?

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Really? They are support mains?
>I started playing support since the team I was in was already full and they only needed a support
>Couldn't play anythign else besides that.

so the fuck you puddle is the best way to farm... huh... good to know.

yaya! A shocking truth! I'm a blonde faggot

Tired.

Not even cute.
>Break up was a success. I expected the worst and got better than the best.
Main?

>Top Morgana
Have at thee, you're shield won't do shit to true damage!

Run Magic pen reds, it's top kek.
>On the other hand, a full armor/Movespeed page is funny as their ADC doesn't do shit to you

I just can't handle being that squishy and doing no damage unless fed.
>Can only Ashe or Siver for mad split pushing
>Used to be decent at Quinn top, but despite the rework making her stronger, I couldn't play her as well anymore

Nah, I never post without trip in here.

Hi hi all.

Well you wanted people to add you right?
You find pepole by the username, not by the name

Or i might just have misunderstood you.

wtf game are you talking dont tell me league of legends.:C


>turns into skeleton waiting for someone to play Heroes of the Storm with

Huh

My rogue-fighter did die a few weeks ago, got caught out

Also what level and edition?

Well, Mizore, you, and I

Fuck, wrong quote.

I think you did a me

Miho claimed

Quinn is weird at fighting top lane bruisers. But really really annoying playing against.

... Not my problem.
>OneTrickKatarina

Moo mooo.
At lease you've got the doujin.
I don't see how its bad.
I just don't like attention.
I'm alright, been keeping my mind occupied like I said.

Dio-sama...

The only lane I have issues with is Jungling, I'm just never at the right place at the right time and I main ADC simply because of Kalista, but I would never play an ADC other than Kalista. Mid top and support are all lanes that I'm pretty good at, although it took a while for me to be good at mid since my first mid champion was Karthus and he's pretty much the shittiest mage of the game.

Rias claimed

Megumin is MeguMINE

>Pomf

is it a good way to blow of steam?

kek you could be right

My bad, not rogue. I meant Ranger. Mixed my D&D and WoW... RIP me.

Go outside and Kill yourself

Anyone from Arizona want to meet up and fuck me?

I'll suck your dick dry and you can fuck me in the ass, just be gentle, I'm clean and it'd be cost-free besides the drive I guess

Bitch got rekt

Yeah league

Shit is more addictive than crack, not as much as Magic the Gathering though

Which server are you on?

Most importantly RIP Krusk

Like I said... mainly support...
Leona
Braum
Sona
Morgana
Lux
G E M S... uh I mean Taric

I couldn't even play it if I wanted to. I don't have a laptop now that could run this... I'd play Heroes of the storm though

But I could be emergency mid with Annie.

Well get another job then! You're a surgeon! You should be top!

That's gay

>implying anyone actually wants to drive anywhere in arizona

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Fucking faggot go kill yourself.

I said it in the previous thread but

I'm in NA since I'm Canadian.

akame i swear on me mum

Only if you feel that it's safe for you to have one in your home, darling. But it really is a good way to relax. Just breathe, relax, and put five rounds in the smallest space you can, or set up funtime targets.

>did a me
Is this the fabled selfcest?

It's definetely not bad, maybe it's for the better if you don't want to become too attached.

Yeah, I got you, this'll do for now.

Yeah max snare for sup, pool for mid, shield for trolling an ap team.
>Break up?
Malzahar top is my favorite and most played before the rework.
As for sup I'm decent with a lot of them, but I'd have to say soraka.
(Fran)
>Mobile app.
Whut. I have it on my pc, I'm going to the library to download it then.
>burst/control mage are my preferred, but I play some tanks sup.

*insert clever way of saying Blair the cat is claimed*

Post a pic of your ass and I may come

Time to disapear.

>preferring Akame to Kurome

You go kill yourself megumin is mine faggot
Stop with the thumb nails faggot

>Kat
Kitty.

You clearly haven't seen a fed Karthus. That shit is cancer if played well.

Fair.

I broke up today, not even an hour ago. I am now officially single, and will be for some time.
>Soraka
Fucker.
>Malz pre-rework
I miss those days...

Time to go get my new mouse!

Are you killing yourself?

Good keeping your mind occupised, sadly I don't have that option.
Maybe it is maybe it isn't

kek, nice and creative name.

:^)

I did indeed.

Seriously can you fuck off?
All you do is spam the threads with Propaganda pics, no one wants you here.

Dude. Real Talk I know it sounds dumb but Journaling is really therapeutic. Sometimes just getting thoughts Out of your head makes you able to self reflect and Process shit a lot easier. I think talking to other people is amazing too because it’s pretty hard to spot self deception...by yourself.

But yeah having an item that can end your life 5 seconds after you think fuck it . In your house maybe not a good idea.

I think hackers did something to maxed prestige, EVERYONE is fucking avoiding me like a plauge and when I DO find a match, the fucking everything glitches like nobodys business!
Rip black ops 2

The only megumin I know is trans

>Rip black ops 2

And nothing of value was lost?

I'm the trans megumin you retard

I could help if you like, and we could always talk of steam if you need to vent privately.

Well, I live pretty far away sadly


I can play top, but I generally get shoved into support.

I can't get use to the delay of Taric's stun or ult

TheWretchedTwig

Add me

You go do that, also add me on League

Sup Juri?

>Shield for trolling an ap team
this sounds like fun. I should definitely play it as soon as I get a good computer

>mfw I can't play it with anyone from waifu since all are from freedomland

enough

Well whoever actually succeeded at feeding Karthus, he clearly is a fucking failure.

Dont make me fist yo ass boi, black ops 2 is my shit

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So yes?
True
So yea?
You'll have to get here :0
:(

What the fuck, piss off and don't try and make my waifu into some kind of mentally ill kike.

Sweet i got kicked of telegram by a 2 year old with mod power. Shows how shit they are in there.

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Wew, work was a bitch. It kicked my ass and all I did was lift some radiators and build boxes. Overnight wasn't as bad as I thought, but you are constantly moving. Need to get a forklift position lol.

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No it's really not that bad and I regret phrasing it like that.

Srsly tho akame did throw hands on Esdeath

Nah i dont trust you

It has been done.

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Nice trips.
>not playing Destiny
I thought having such a stellar waifu would be indicative of broader good taste. Guess I was wrong.

Mhm. East to play, especially when people play champions they dont usually play just to "counter" Kat.
Turns out, skill > kit.

maybe an air-soft gun nothing real for now it could be fun to have

my therapist as actually set me up with a journal recently ive been writing my ramblings in that. feels good to see just how crazy i was acting and help prevent it from happening again.

Rory-sama claimed

Minos are fun, but game breaking.

Couldn't play new taric yet, but I can guarantee you I will play him. And I will learn to play him good.
>He's too fabulous

I'm not even near your country

Post ass with timestamp, gay boi.

I claimed her first you dolt!

Alright.

Oh damn, did it go ok? I've never had to really deal with a break up.
>Fucker
Suck my diiiiiick, I don't have to do anything except heal my team, lazy support is the best.
>Miss those days.
They fucked him up so bad, now he's an ad jungle with insane clear. And that's about it. And people think he's good.
You can join the NA servers, but your connection would suck.

>Mizore

No you didn't lol.

I need a break from Deadstiny too you know!

I would have enjoyed you :(
It's fine though chocolate :3

Roll for megu

Roll for megumin

Yeah, I'm actually going to sleep now.

Night friend.

Roll for Megumin
Roll

I 100% agree. He shouldn't be able to get fed. But holy hell if he somehow does...

>Kat in mid
>Tell my mid to swap with me (Unless against Riven for toppest keks)
>Proceed to stun her the moment she jumps on me since she'll be throwing daggers left and right to harass
>Beat the shit outta her for it
I love Irelia in mid. It's unexpected and I've had amazing results.

It went shockingly well. I guess they were expecting it with how I've been acting lately.
Lazy mother fucker.
Ya, he's good. But it's just not the same!

Rollerino

Roller

Roll for sesonal trash waifu

Have a good sleep friendo.

My connection sucks even at the EUW Servers, I really don't want to risk to join the NA servers

Everyone would enjoy me

How about Metroid then?

>no you didn't lol
>you didn't lol
>didn't lol
>lol
Are you seriously that insolent?
Yes i did, see

ROLLLLLLLL

I'd go for a full air rifle. Go Daisy 853. They're accurate up to, IIRC, 200m, but their muzzle velocity is less than half the speed of sound. They're lightweight, relatively cheap, and ammo is easily available at Canadian Tire or Wal-Mart. They're also scope-capable and have an adjustable rear aperture. Hand-pumped but with minimal force. Oh, and a sexy business wooden stock. And it isn't capable of killing you.

Claimed.

Don't you put Minimum in the filenames?

If I could afford the gas to drive around 20 hours there and 20 more hours back I would

Mkay
He really is, so so fabulous

And so is Braum
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Rolling

ROLLING

How goes it Chara? I've been doing some work on my PC, and I'm also decorating it as part of a shrine to my goddess.

Claimed

ROLLINg AGAIN

Download Girls X A Battle use invite code 102853990640b

Though I guess I could kill two birds with one stone and join a gym for the summer.

Rolling for megashit