Weirdest place you've fapped?

Weirdest place you've fapped?

ur mom lol

Grocery store bathrooms, Walmart bathrooms, Target bathrooms, but a Hobby Lobby bathroom really takes the cake.

Once, I fapped standing on a rock on a beach, at midnight, staring at the big dipper.
I also did it in high school bathrooms when I wanted a break from boring classes.

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>Be me
>15 year old female, just starting puberty
>Horny af all the time, masturbate probably 5 times a day
>Also super Christian
>Saved up for a year for a trip to California with my youth group
>Realize I'm gonna have to give up schlicking while on the trip
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>First night of the trip, my youth group stays overnight at a church
>Guys and girls are separated, so us girls scramble to find a spot to put our sleeping bags
>I find a quiet spot under a table behind a bookshelf
>Fuckyesprivacyatlast.jpeg

Church bathroom, the family car outside the dentists office, a hotel room while sharing a bed with my sleeping brother in the same room as my parents and little sisters. Take you're pick Idk which is weirdest.

Backyard. I had just checked the mail and finished on a picture of the cheerleader i found inside

Working security at a site. Alone in car for 12 hours. Jerked. Not the weirdest but was weird for me.

Laundromat bathroom. It was a one person bathroom and it didn't have a lock, so to satisfy my public fetish I fapped there. Got nude and everything.

Continued
>I try to go to sleep and can't because I'm too horny
>Tempted to schlick, but I'm in a church
>Was pretty sure that was blasphemy
>After much agonizing I just go at it
>Holyfuckfeelsgoodmang.jpeg
>Cum, instantly feel shame

And that's the story about the time I, a formerly super Christian kid, masturbated in a church in a room with other sleeping girls.

Public pool

>church bathroom
I was about to say this

My mum's friends house at 11, both were drunk but mum left for a while and I stayed, lived on the same street so it wasn't a big deal. She had a buttoned up shirt open with a see-through bra and sat on my lap, but I couldn't get her to do anything before she started sobering up.

Fapped in her bathroom while the memory of my first tits was fresh. My mum later came and got me and on the way home said she was worried she was going to go in and I'd be having sex.

I was so fucking close.

God is good.

That first one sounds kinda fun

in a maid costume outside in a park at midnight

Do not be ashamed brother.

lol genius thread idea.
>behind brick walls
>out on the patio
>in my dads car while he was in kfc buying us some chicken.

this was when i was like 15 tho obv
before i discovered the miracle of an actual vagina

>driving to work one morning
>my sisters car
>it's a manual drive
>mfw

/thread

I don't get it

Left hand on muh dick, right hand on stick shift, muh dick on steering wheel.

Inside a woman

> be me 18
> waitering in a restaurant on a new year eve party
> they have half naked arabian dancers everywhere
> after a couple if hours in the party no one has a clue wtf is going on
> we waiters start hammering down on the vodka
> after about 4 or 5 drinks I get back in there
> accidently slammed against the arabian big ass titays dancer becuz I was kinda getting drunk
> she went back to her dance and I ran to the bathroom
> started fapping like crazy even with drunk dick
> stayed there for a solid hour untill I'm finished and went back like nothin happened

That was the weirdest place I fapped and the thing is I have noo fucking idea why I did it there :/

>me
>female
tits or gtfo bitch

airplane. burn unit at the hospital. storm drain, bar toilet.

how do i rank on the wierd scale

>be me
>15 years old
> so fucking horny because of a big ass bitch in church
>cant wait to get home
>go to an empty room where the kids learn about jesus
>Fap a lot
>feelgoodman.png
>cum on their books
>I feel horrible

Inside a public pool.

Ok but what about the thoughts afterwards?
Like "Jesus Christ was that really necessary now/worth it?"

if you don't get caught it's always worth it

I'm , It was fucking great.

>Be me, 23
>In the Army, training for deployment
>Been in the field for 3weeks
>No privacy, except for porta potty shits
>Had enough, gonna explode or murder someone.
>Go to overused shitter
Oh my fuck, (shit piled up past the rim at this point)
>No turning back now
>Press toilet lid down onto soft pile of shit
>Sit down and try to get hard
Maximum imagination
>Find a shitty drawing of tits and pussy on the wall, barely manage to get hard.
The smell...
> Just go to town, beat the shit out of partially soft dick
>Weirdest, most satisfying nut ever busted
>No regrets.