Come home

>come home
>see this
>wat do?

I have a wife?

As long as it's femdom it's cool

beat her senseless, take giant whiffs of her pussy whilst she's unconscious.

>implying im strong enough to be married with the intent of being broken down and made to submit

what turns me on changes by the day sometimes but i would probably concede superiority without much of a fight

Send her to kitchen kek

kill her

>know she's at the wrong house, don't correct her
>put her into a shoulder lock and violate her fuck-hole
>pull her hair and call her a weak worthless slit
>cum inside of her
>Ur my wife now

Implying I'm not equally as strong as her resulting in a dragon ball z esque brawl between the two of us where I would be the victor after 5 episodes and 3 next "time on dragon ball z"s

Rape her

No matter how "big" her biceps are, men will still be able to defeat women since men literally and evolutionary are the stronger ones :^)

kek

i can tell by how you speak that you're not as strong as her

punch her face in and rape.

cunt punt.

Game on... assuming she signs the form that says she won't press charges.

Fuck off le 9gag le kitchen le kek

Summerfag

underrated.

"wait i have a wife? when did this happen?"

she looks like she'd be pretty toned all over though.
probably stronger core than you for sure

rape her?!?!? rape you!

Beat her ass obviously. I would have fun doing it too.

laugh and say that i don't have a wife and to learn to do you homework before going around making false accusations

>i walk in my house from work
>exhausted from moving 10 metric fucktons of bullshit
>theres a brunette in my kitchen, flexin
>she tells me shes here to beat me up for my wife
>she tells me women are the superior sex
gotanidea.wav
>tell her i'll accept my fate, brb tho
>walk to my bathroom
>come out after a second, walking through bedroom
>lift up my mattress, pull out my XDS
>walk in the kitchen,shoot her in both of her legs

>mfw i outsmart the bitch enough to berry my dick in her ass before she bleeds out.
>mfw law enforcement will need to have king arthur on their side to pull me out

eh them biceps ain't shit

>i can tell by how you speak that you're not as strong as her
That's because I'm stronger, retard

I'm 6'6 and 140kg
I work as a night club bouncer
I'm afraid if this ever happened I would get punched a lot because you can't fight when your laughing

>Flex back
>mfw

you forgot the three episodes of powering up while extruding forehead veins and maintaining a kenny g status constant wail while not breathing.

>ask if anyone knows she's here
>when she answers pull out my concealed pistol and shoot her
>if she said yes then call the cops and have her and my wife arrested for b&e, trespassing, assault, and 3 counts of conspiracy
>if she said no, then move her to my sex dungeon

lol this my fetish

call the cops

>ask how I got a wife
>ask who I'm married to
>ask how she got in the dorm
>ASK IF SHE TOUCHED MY THINGS
>call campus security to escort her away
>workout and shower as I normally do

I'd punch that bitch in the cocksucker and fuck her raw. Any cunt that thinks she's a badass needs to get slapped and fucked stupid.

>Have all the muscle you want
>Be a man for all I care
I'm a Judo instructor and would fuck you up. So unless she's been training in a martial much longer than I have bitch better shut up.

>INB4 we got a hardass over here
I'm anonymous so I have no reason to show off here

is that pic supposed to be moronic? 'cause you know, you're a moron.

>>call campus security

Draw my gun and order her to lie on the ground with her hands on her head, if she doesn't repeat the order until she does. If she approaches fire two .36 to center mass and repeat order. Hold her for police and/or paramedics, be completely truthful in police report. Relatively standard home invasion scenario.

>draw my pepper gas loaded gun
> watch her writhe on the ground for a bit.

>implying you're a competent judo instructor, and no a retard teaching retards, or a liar.

>implying you're not a sociopath.

Why not call them? My tuition and such is paying for it. Plus, this muscly chick may have touched my stuff. I can't tell you how uncomfortable the very thought makes me.

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Melania? Filthy fucking slav immigrant. She can fuck off back to where she fucking came from.

I'd still hit it, while Trump watches.

She is woman ...she can not beat me ... i will beat this bitch then have some conversation with my soon to be blue wife

be happy that my fantasy has come true
be unhappy my weakling of a wife could not beat me up herself

Don't Fuck with Hitler.

That's clearly Coco Austin.
I'm not saying I would fuck Melania Trump. I'm saying I should be fucking her in the Yugoslavian whore house she belongs in and pay the monopoly money she's worth.

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I'm actually quite new to teaching Judo but still I've been doing Judo for years, if she hasn't trained in martial arts I think I can handle some woman with above average biceps lol.

>implying you're not a sociopath.
She's the one who broke into my property and is threatening me because she believes she's superior to me. Even claiming my wife gave her permission to do it when I'm not married. Who's the sociopath again?

Man, FUCK Hitler 2.0.

Oh naw, that was the Croatian president. Some politicians are pretty hot.

do you have moar need a girl who can beat me up

Well...
My wife (I am married) can't give anyone permission to beat me up so after I'm done self defensing her face in I'm going to the cops.
Also I'm a 270 pound former MMA trainer so I hope I'm not going down without a fight.

Cuntpunt, laugh, then do it again. Maybe twist her tits, too.

>former MMA trainer
Sure fatty, that's why you have to tell everybody how you can beat a woman.

How come no white knight faggot gave you any butthurt but he gave me butthurt?

everyone in this thread:
>im tough and stronk so i can beat her up look how strong i am
kek if only your testosterone levels were not so high

Give hitman permission to kill wife.

Never mind. I bet this is the same idiot.

Also
>how you can beat a woman
Although I strongly disagree with it you do realize that for women who can actually defend themselves like her this "rule" should be void.
>everyone in this thread:
>im tough and stronk so i can beat her up look how strong i am
Actually most people in this thread seem to be saying she can beat them up.

>scenario occurs
>let her hit me a couple of times, entire time staring into my wife's eyes as she strikes me
>tell my wife to watch
>restrain Jillian Michaels, tie her up on a chair
>do nothing further to her, let her watch some marriage counseling from then on
>tell wife to hit me
>she hesitates and doesn't, with which I slap her once and I kick her out of my home until she learns her place
>if she does hit me, let her until she's content
>after she's tired out, I tie her up like Wonder Woman on a chair
>days pass, give them food and water as needed
>let them sod their pants, let them revel in the feminism they cherish so
>ask them everyday to hit me to their content, freeing up their arms to do so
>let them eventually realize how powerless they are
>do this until they eventually give up and accept defeat
>drive them to Utah
>join a Mormon commune, convincing them that both women are my wives
>both women are broken, I devorce and give my "wife" to Mitt Romney Jr. or whoever, doesn't matter as long as they worship Golden tablets
>ask my real wife "Do you want to hit me?" and watch as both fear and depression flood from her eyes
>drive to a Golden Corral and eat some chocolate fountain marshmallows, they're our favorite treat :)

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Tell her that I'm not married and she's in the wrong apartment.

ill let her beat me up any day ive got no muscle and dont want any my grill protects me thats my dream life. anyway guess i should have looked at more of the reply's first my b have some pron

>i was not mma fag

stab her

fortunately i'm white

My wife tricked her. After a couple of seconds rolling on the floor doing my best ji jitsu grappling. My wife handcuffs her and gags her mouth. Now we all fuck.

I make the first move while she still flexing. Spin back kick her face. Then shave her head off and superglue all the hair to her vagina.