/mlb/ general meme teams edition

What teams have the most meme magic right now?

inb4
>rags

>rags

you may ONLY post ITT if your team HAS NOT blown multiple 3+ run leads in the 9th inning in the past 72 hours

Reminder

Easy. My team never led.

Holy fuck it's happening.

If he even hits one HR or gets 1 RBI, he'll already be worth Kid Rock seeing how badly he went on to do and is continuing to do now.

>Bumgarner to bat for himself @ Oakland
Not even a Gints fan but I love this so much.

cant wait to watch him strike out 3 times on a total of 12 pitches

Can this meme die already.

>MUH DH
Hate to tell you this, but there are actually pitchers who can hit.

He's also clean shaven now

Pls don't instabust

Holy shit.

The White Sox are long overdue for a win in this department, when was the last actually good position player to come up for them?

Thank god the
>rags
play at 1 today. Means while us normal people are busy working, THOSE fans will be shitting up this board

Trayce Thompson

so when are we going to finally see one that can?

>The Yankees win probability was 1.8% going into the ninth inning
>RAGS

>while us normal. people are busy working
>is posting on Sup Forums

...

>Entire cubs pitching staff hitting better than 7 teams DH's

>check standings
>.610
>unironically 21/30

d-don't wake up

Also De La Cruz was nasty last night, got pretty dicey their for a bit. Lucky that even though he was sloppy Salastar kept it together.

>KERSHAW TO DL

People browse Sup Forums at work user
regardless it will just be
>RAGS RAGS RAGS RAGS
part 2

where's DG

they have like 5 pitchers on the DL and are in the wildcard race, pretty crazy

>gints cant buy a win
>kershit to dl unlikely to come back anytime soon
>doyers literally a 100 loss team without him starting

There is a god

>unlikely to come back any time soon
When you pulled this out of your ass did you have to dig far or was it just outside the rim?

>reds @ nats series starts today
>if reds win get to talk shit to nats friends
>if nats wins it actually helps the city I live in

Having 2 teams is comfy af desu senpai

Moment of silence for the Greatest of all-time.

>the red sox announcer is full grown man who unironically calls a player "big papi

Nah he sucks

Wood got moved to the 60-day DL as well.

It's almost like a contender shouldn't try to build most of their rotation with very risky pitchers. I'm sure the Smartest Guys in the Room™ wouldn't make such an amateur mistake!

Marcus Semien?

LARGE

FATHER

Moment of silence for the Greatest of all-time.

posting from the future, still can't believe the rangers missed the playoffs after being .650 at the all star break

Sucked before he left. Only got better because of another organizations coaching

The Giants winning 40 World Series in an 80-year span was some kind of amazing though, wasn't it?

>ripping on the Rangers
>not ripping on the the mest

>2108
>doubting the evenyears
they're gonna do it again lad

Semien demon isn't that great of a position player, but I will admit he's probably the most improved player.
Washington helped him out a lot.

Is there a bigger bust in the league now than Xander Bustgearts?

>0 all star game appearances

>Kershaw dead
>Arrieta can't maker it 5 innings without issuing 10 walks
Bumgarner starting the all star game, stay mad virgins

Not if Julio Tehran has anything to say about it lol jk.

>orioles avoid King Felix and Kershaw because they're DL City

the memes couldn't be more memey

White Sox Twins

Is he elite?

>anybody need a closer?

>orioles

pls give bullpen

Three of the best prospects or no deal

We have some AAAA players and a couple peanuts. Pls gib.

Jake Arrieta is hitting .294 and Jason Hammel is hitting .253
American League BTFO'D

Arod and Teixiera, the Stankees 3 and 4 hitter, have a combined .210 batting average

> the best player on your team is a 5'5 manlet who is batting .357
> he still won't win the mvp award
Life is suffering

If he continues doing what he's doing he wins it easily.

Hey guys, are my phillies ever gonna be good again. The offense has shown signs of life, but the pitching has fallen off. I dont know anything about our prospects.

You can only be good for about 3-5 years every 20 years or so.

>marlins are buyers

lol what?

The marlins are 1 starting pitcher away from being a damn good team.

Lol it got pretty quiet after the Rangers started BTFO the Yankees, now what faggots? Back on top, suck my dick and kiss my muscular white Texas ass.

Marlins are about to put on their troll team hats again.

TIE BALLGAME
>RAGS

its been proven that the dodgers would be like a .400 team if they didnt have kershaw at all

this is how bad they really are

>You

How sad is it that the Yankees can barely tie the Rangers AT HOME?

I hope you lose for the rest of the season. And I hope every time you give up the game in the 9th each and every time, too.

>jints

Wow saw the highlights, Peavy should be pissed with that horrible D

What happened to your all-star outfield?

Is it sad that ONE STRIKE AWAY

all-star starter

fuck yeah they are. we are the best dark horse team in sports

I might care if we werent going to win the world series this year, but we are

only if the jays miss the playoffs

You saw yesterday, you can't hold up the façade forever

1 fluke loss vs 51 amazing wins

I'm not even going to bother responding to you

You've only lost once? My numbers say otherwise

And yet you respond anyway. Way to go retard.

Can you give me a you if I give you one?

>5'5 manlet

he's 5'4 :^)

I muted Canadian posters so I can't see anything youre saying

*Pagan

You mean what happened to Pagan. Williamson honestly didn't do anything wrong in right. That should've been his ball and he was calling for it when he collided with 2B and he did well to get a glove on that home run ball, but it came out. Still frustrating af though

>tfw Bumgarner is only hitting for himself because half our team is injured and our only decent bench players are starting

With Kershaw dead for the season, who wins the CYA and who wins MVP?

We have like 2 decent prospects, some AAAA outfielders, and a handful promising bullpen guys in the farm. That's gotta be worth an Andrew Miller, right?

>Kershaw has bad start
>Makes up fake injury

>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney

>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney

>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney

>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney

>Marlins trade for Padres' Rodney

Giants outfield was never, all-star, senpai. It's the infield that's elite and half of them are on the DL. The infielders fucking up were all the random AAA guys filling in.

Who cares

George Brett's little known pitching midget gimp named Roberto Barbossa.

>Dodgers trade for Bud Norris

lel

Now that the Doyers season is over, who wins the NL WC spots?

Braves. I believe we can do it lel.

last digit of my post is how many runs the rags bullpen allows today

>@BusterOlney 37s Yankees call up batboy Bailey from AA. Fast, great enthusiasm, and bunts like a pro

>10
wew lad I cannot wait to rags post after its done

Oops.

is tiki that bad?

Lmao did you guys see Didi strikeout vs the Rangers like a little bitch? Sit down little man, you dont have homerun power.

Why are you so autistic? I saw you in that "Best of Sports Bloopers" thread and you were fuckin crying about Tiki hahaha Rangers fans are in your autistic little head