Wake up

>wake up
>see this
>what do?

panic

good morning mom

If that is what your mom looks like you got a hot mom with an adorable smile

Say "fok julle naaiers"

rape

Admit that i have a drinking problem.

>implyng she wouldnt grow a dick as big as your arm and rape you

I'm ok with that. I would do anything to be with Yolandi

Yolandi has a nice tight body though

And a cute nose adorable smile and near perfect teeth too bad about the one gold one

Run like hell and call all my friends on Google talk and beg them to help me but a plane ticket so I can escape fucking africa

But they live in LA now

stfu and post her nudes

Her hair cuts ruin her for me :P

There is like one nip slip and it lasted about 2 days on instagram

I guess that's okay then. I still wouldn't hang out with her.

/thread

I like her hair she looks like a lion

i really need it man

Strangle her, fuck her dead body then start eating her slowly for days like I did last time.

Wut up jeffery

Fuck her brains out! Yolandi Vi $$er is hot af!

Whoa man. Careful that sharp edge.

deepthroat furiously

shes like 30 something

Fuck it.

>
>There is like one nip slip and it lasted about 2 days on instagram

Plenty of ass pics around from her flashing it at concerts too

I must be an ugly boy... I'm okay with this.

Your point being?

So? So am I. What the fuck does age have to do with fine pussy?

...

Sodomize her asap.

Oh shit can I have you autograph or something, this is kickass