Any STEM majors in the Pittsburgh area who recognize either of these people?

Any STEM majors in the Pittsburgh area who recognize either of these people?

Why do you ask

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I am actually, why?

Chick in the picture claims she's an actuary major; I don't believe it She comes across as too ditzy for that. Couldn't find a social media profile, so I'm consulting Sup Forums in case any Yinzers are online right now

wow that is an attractive girl next door

I know her. She's in my financial statistics program.

Where'd you get her picture?

Just let this autism 404.

This is the most bizarrely specific thread that has ever applied to me. Don't know the girl but she's cute as hell.

I actually fucked her about a year ago. She was a kinda expensive escort and claimed to study in Pittsburgh. No idea what or if it was true though. She looked smart to me. But then again she took money for sex, so idk.

I'm skeptical; what school?

that's a marryable face right there.

I met this girl at a White House dinner. She said she was the assistant to the Danish foreign secretary, but then she used the shrimp fork to eat her salad. I figured she was full of shit, but I didn't care. We booked it out of there to the nearest Holiday Inn Express and I banged her against the fifth-floor ice machine.

>ps this thread is literal autism

where did she even claim she's an actuary major? how can u know that without even knowing her name?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

So seriously, which school if you actually know her?

Are you OP?

The Spook Mcdoot School of feminist engineering

I am

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you kid?

Then where'd you get her picture

I know the guy's bluffing: if he actually knew her he'd prove it

SPOILER: I AM the guy, you autistic sperg.

Good, my point still stands.

>keeps replying
>the moment someone asks where he got the picture (since he claims he doens't know her social media) he stops posting

This guy has got to be some sort of creep who swiped a phone or something

Agnes Hernandez, her name. Shes from Spain.

Answer the question where the hell did you get her picture jesus why is that so hard for you to answer?

i got it from my big brothers facebook but shes not on facebook so i cant find more picturs of her

Alright. I have a friend who met this chick on Tinder sometime back. They evidently started talking shop about their majors, he started calling her out on not knowing some basic stuff.

Because she couldn't tell him crap about what actuaries actually do, he unmatched her, but not before getting her pictures to figure out who she actually was (given that she'd already seemed to have been lying about her major, he figured the name and everything was bogus too)

that's it.

Wow was that so difficult no it wasn't so I don't believe you you fucking liar

I am literally cringing for you.

Okay they unmatched what purpose is there in trying to get her identity?

Because I'm incredibly lonely and have nothing better to do than try to stalk random women who don't notice or care that I exist.

He gave up looking; then he bet me three rounds of drinks next time we go out that I couldn't do a better job. My evening's free, so I took a stab.

He does shit like this: gets convinced someone is dishonest, then tries to play detective and figure out what's happening on his own. I should mentioned he's Jewish.

>its not me guise
>its my friend
>he's the pathetic one
>its not me guise
>im asking for a friend guise

So instead of actually trying to do what he couldn't you just expect Sup Forums to do all the work for you?

Meh, the free booze would make it worth it

I'm inclined to not believe you on the count of you leaving out a LOT of details regarding the purpose of this thread

see

is there a jew checkbox on tinder?

So is this really her name?

Yes. I'm 98% sure. Either that or it's Chelsea Hammersmith from Idaho.

C'mon though: if I were to get this right, my Jewboy friend would start pulling his hair out over the fact that his goy friend got it and he didn't I'll post the reaction images, haha.

Plus there's the drinks. So really, there's a social media profile of Agnes Hernandez taking financial classes or whatever here in the Burgh?

C'mon; no sarcasm just this once.

When this cringe 404s (and its about to), don't post it again.,

You're supposed to be the one playing detective figure it out dipshit

And then this faggot comes along and bumps it back to the front page.

He says as he bumps the thread again

>what is sage?

Seriously, look it up.

Saging doesn't work when you have an image you fucking newfag

Except that is has for the past two years.

Except it hasn't. Jesus just stop posting you are literal cancer

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God I miss when Sup Forums wasn't filled with retards like you

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>oldfag here
>i kno rite
>i miss teh old days to

>stupidd new fags ruining my\B\

someone should tell mom

>replying twice

Someone sure felt the need to express himself

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what a fegut that looser is

i kno
hez totaly a looser faggat

The fuck is wrong with you?

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>he actually thinks he's being funny and clever by acting like a retard

Sounds about right

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Autism

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Haha guys it's the wrong actress as the filename! Isn't that hilarious!

This is serious 9gag posting

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Are you literally 12?

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So, any STEM majors in here?

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>says the summerfag

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>Any STEM majors in the Pittsburgh area who recognize either of these people?
TRANSLATION:
I am looking to stalk this poor woman because I am an autistic loser and feel that if she just gets to know me, she'll leave her boyfreind for me.

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