ITT, we do stand up
ITT, we do stand up
Alexander Edwards
Josiah Jenkins
this is now a simon says thread
Simon says stand up!
Camden Wood
sit down
Colton Kelly
simon says sit down
Hunter Robinson
*Stands up* *clears throat*
I'm not a virgin and have a 10 inch dick
*Bow out*
Adrian Mitchell
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Jackson Russell
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Adam Smith
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They both have a few drinks and then go home their separate ways.
Joshua Turner
how do you call a fish without the eyes?
Camden Barnes
simon says post ur favorite image saved from Sup Forums
Noah Wood
As loud as you can?
Kayden Taylor
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.
Elijah Davis
>oh here's the guy who jokes about food all the time
>whys he doing that voice
>I can barely hear him
Owen Turner
So a catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench. An attractive young man walks by them, priest says let's fuck him. Rabbi says, out of what?
Jonathan Allen
Comedy! Not bold face lies.
Benjamin Harris
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks under.
Evan Mitchell
A muslim walks into an Orlando night club...
Jeremiah Wood
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Easton James
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Leo Rogers
shots all around
Nicholas Martinez
This is my first time doing stand up. If this is like my first time I had sex, I'd have to pay you for coming. *Gets special on Netflix*
Logan Martinez
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John Sullivan
That Orlando shooting really was a disaster, it makes no sense to me that he was able to sneak a gun into that gay club without it being found...
Honestly I just can't believe he pulled it out of his ass..
Anthony Hill
Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up?
Grayson Miller
What's with the food on airline food???