Official Wimbledon 2016 Thread - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 5 Thread 2

Serbian Chimp-out edition

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1st for TLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If you think Djokovic is better than Murray then you've never played tennis.

How is this not the No Whites edition.

Murray's mom looks hilariously similar to him

That umpire is going to get genocided in his sleep tonight

They earn their money.

For

Poor Gavrilova ;_;

can confirm - play tennis regularly and think murray is better than the roided up(wait wait errr gluten free diet) no skill baseliner

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What's that dirty (((frenchie))) doing to that fair English rose

Kim is so fine.

wimbledon.com/en_GB/atoz/ball_boys_and_ball_girls.html

Average age is 15. Doesn't say I can't apply though. Would someone in their early 30s even get a chance?

all our chimpouts:

youtube.com/watch?v=_AbyE80HKK4
youtube.com/watch?v=9IhijEN0lJ8

youtube.com/watch?v=1U5---JPLWU
youtube.com/watch?v=FTIKtoGJP1Q

youtube.com/watch?v=jfUy20wpXAw

and a based djokovic moment
youtube.com/watch?v=69izvDaepm0

You best be trolling.. ahmed

>roided up
>looks like a twig

what did nigel muhammed mean by this?

Context to this?

>Would someone in their early 30s even get a chance?

Just believe in yourself and follow your dreams.

How do I learn to slide on grass like Djokovic? I want to impress my neighbours.

Well if you think about it for a bit you'll get it. He obviously went running for a shot and didn't stop in time, and ran into the ballgirl.

Try playing and then you'll see that I'm right.

epin

>double-faulting at break point
This is the guy that beat Djokovic.

taiwan numba 1

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

I PLAY, DJOCKOVICH HAS A FOREHAND THAT MURRAY WILL NEVER SEE, not iven in his best dreams.

Also who is actually winning 95% of the year matches..??

Give me one shot that murray is better than the bot.. just one..

yeah all those steroid using cyclists are huge aren't they

you understand most roid use is about recovery and longer training, right?

How does one win a tennis match? And can someone explain the scoreboard to me please?

>tfw next year there's a fat neckbearded Sup Forums ballman panting after the ball
Dreams do come true

I thought so too, but he looks as if he's about to break into tears which makes it look strange. Thanks for the clarity.

Are you drunk, or just Spanish?

Murray doesn't have to be better with shots. He's better than Djokovic at getting around the court.

sure is better mentally, and when murray starts choking his highest level of play becomes irrelevant

Wikipedia, use it.

This match was a slaughter

:|

Sure nigger he is better recovering and dancing but that can't make him win 12 GS

ay just watch this m8

youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZt56UmWpc

Why are tennis players such ruffians?

fuckkkkk i remember that but wasn't aware the injury was that bad. that looks horrific there's a fucking chunk of his leg missing

>grand slam argument

Typical. Analyse them in one-on-ones. Murray is the superior player.

There, just lick my yellow balls

super casual here I don't even watch tennis, I learned it from playing mario games. it goes from 0 to 15 to 30 to 40 when they score points, I'm not sure exactly how that works but there's something called advantage in there too.

then if you win that you win one "game". if you get 7 games (there's also some weirdness here it isn't just the first to 7) then you win the "set". then if you win most of the sets (I think it's best of 5 normally) then you win the "match", and it's over.

that's why the final point is announced "game, set, match"

>on course to the Silver Slam 2016

>being a better player
>losing 13 out of 15 games recently

choose one

>Muguruza losing in the 2nd round

What is the point of women's tennis?

epo and blood doping arent steroids

and tennis has regular testing, otherwise players owuldnt get popped for cocaine and melodium

Buttock shots? I dunno.

Wasn't Thiem rubbish on grass?

Not this year

Not bad. He even reached the final of Halle this year.

oh you can't be serious, man
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

Semifinal.

Oh shit yeah and then Zverev choked in the final.

Wasn't really a choke though. Mayer in top form is extremely unpredictable for someone who has never played him.

IDK. He lost to Thiem in straight sets the next week. Unpredictable is right, I guess.

ass and screams

>Bouchard match is next

It always seems like German players play a completely different game when playing in Germany

Bouchard's outfit is really cute.

Do I support the nice British horse, or the qt Canadian bitch guys?

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>qt

Yeah, Kohlschreiber is another homebabby.

Yeah I don't know why though. Becker didn't give a shit.

Genie time

Queen or not?

kej

do u think they fart when bending over to recieve serve

>be Muguruza
>win French Open
>lose in first round of Wimbledon

Women's tennis is a joke

I'm going to say yes, even though I don't really know.

>What is depth of field?

That lob.

TYEAH LAD ALRIGHT

I've been playing for 11 years, I work as a personal trainer now, I don't fucking see how that makes me see who's the best.

But then there's the ATP list

Eat shit genie

k-Konta guy get his breath??

>Thiem

Dominic pls

HOLY FUCKN SHIT DID SHE YEDSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

LISICKI WAS MEANT TO FACE HER IN THE FOURTH ROUND LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

WIMBO IS COMING HOME

Reported for misogyny

It's thiem for him to step up.

What the fuck are we doing now
I just fucking confronted a fellow serb for being too loud in IKEA

That's why people think we're niggers of Europe

Don't you mean "misoGENIE"?

Don't respond to those freaks, I mean they aren't even European.

You just need a pair of eyes to see that Novak is better

Fuck Eugeneric Bitchard, fucking self centered arrogant dyke voiced bitch.

Holy shit India you just redeemed yourself

wewchard

you may have anger issues

i'm sorry women have hurt you

top lel

I was super dissappointed when it was revealed you were playing a Serb in GTA 4, but it turned out alright

bouchard looks like a fucking potato

>190 cm masterrace
>being proud of genetic lottery

Sod off you fucking wanker, I'm 201 and I never saw that as better than other people

TOP FUKN KEK TOP POST POOPOOLAND

i'm not

Based Tipsy

too bad his meltdown from that one grass final he lost isn't on Youtube.

You will never meet a Serb named Niko.
He's Croatian.
I have nothing against my Croatbros, I was even cheering for them to win the Euro, just putting it out there.

and here's me earlier thinking this guy had got less obnoxious

bro, I bet you're still a virgin

t. non-virgin

>I'm 201 and I never saw that as better than other people

because you're an awkward lanklet.

6'1-6'3 is beautiful perfect aesthetic height.

>you may have anger issues
>i'm not

Never stop posting

>lanklet
>6'1-6'3 is beautiful perfect aesthetic height.

Sure, buddy, go with that

Consider re-reading the two posts you're replying to.