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first for potugal on pens

Come on Goteborg

Wtb?

FORGOT THE WORD OF THE DAY

TOWSER - A BIG DOG

Just toying with them now not even trying

BT/J WEST UAC TIPPING GROUP SURREAL

Yeah dunno how they aren't testing the keeper from further out though, gk looks like a fat lad who might fall over if you make him run/jump a bit.

Over 2.5 goals before HT in Goteborg

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NOT ON EUROPA HAHAHAHAHA

>the Republic of Armenia

Already on this and wish I wasn't desu. Goteborg really have stopped trying, just passing it about in midfield a lot atm

3-0, what a bet. Hup :D x

>Fat lad falls over making a save
>Easy tap in
Called it

So Qabala is a large right?

pmsl at Kalju's keeper
Looks like they grabbed a guy from the local McDonald's and told him to not even bother changing, just get in there

Vestfossen - handi is a special

Comedy gold desu the Welsh

On Express -1.25 medium.

Arp such a fraud

STILL waiting for euans 5/10

Already lost half my loan thanks to some TEZ tips

Literally how? Everyone is up so far today

it's a meme

i'm dac desu

Surreal. Just surreal.

U A C T I P P I N G G R O U P

So glad I took a screenshot to remember, hope the leaker posts here again

QABALAAAAA

I'm actually in the group, in reality the OPPOSITE of those bets were tipped, we were trying to drive the price up. Feel numb.

It's happening lids, ends 8-0

Have sex.

Betmamba's tip

Over 1.5 goals in Videoton FC

Get on Betmamba - loss
Get on ARP - loss

HOW can you be UAC?

Qabala and Goteborg

Need Lyntoppf goals pls

teamsheets lid.

Express are a full side here and Start have almost no first team help and are missing their b team regulars too.
Weakest lineup this season desu and their away form is weak as it is.
Express 7-3 Donn
Donn 5-2 Start 2
Start had first team help that game and were still raped, missing all their goalscorers from that game today.

Express 0-0 Madia
Madia 3-0 Start 2
Start are playing a shit team out today, saving their best players for Haugesund in 2 days.

Hope someone got on, up 2-0 already despite the shaky rball

Trakai surreal.

Imagine of toras was your bird

As you're cumming in her she just whispers betting tips into your ear

Gonna have to take an ice bath now cheers

is that pic actually toras? surreal if so

pmsl of course not you absolute fud

Reminder that its a trap

lol absolutely not

Also on over 4.75 goal line in the Heinenoord game for a medium

nibs

>Big_al codes his website to never include anything but male pronouns

based

TorasAngel SO fit

Had FAR too many bets today, ended up down insane. Should have just followed UAC group pre stakes and gone out and enjoyed this weather.

two starting 11s for both halves but even for the first we've got two big scorers starting. The gulf between these two teams is insane and could end 8-0 on paper to Sparta desu.

Two more lids

Exactly the same, was up nicely earlier and thrown it all away and then some

Hull FC -4.5 @ 1.67

I am taking my girl to the cinema tonight lads.

How did I do, lads?

HHAHAHA DOWN INSANE ON SIBBOV CAN'T CATCH A BREAK

this, literally CANNOT win a bet zzzz

1-0, need more on desu

Pretty sure Juve is richer than me after the last couple of days

For fucks sake lads, need two again

>Spartak Trnava VS Hibernians
Any hope for Hibs?

Aye, if Siroki don't win I'm down cataclysmic.

I'm a time traveler from 2030. Portugal will lose 1-2 and Pepe will receive a red card in the second half. My repeating digits will confirm.

Not on so they will
NEED Aberdeen to win by 3+

Got a tiny reback on Express from 3-0. World day lads

I hope not. Took Trnava -2

>betting on anything other than UAC Tipping Group tips

Pmsl

rebacking -0.75 from 3-0

link to said group?

tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms

>Not linking to juveguy
Poor show

Easy to say that now, still no recent spreadsheet. Granted these were excellent bets but would have been hard to get on without seeing how the group had been doing recently. I heard BT has a lot of uni work and J West is wageslaving so wasn't sure the group was still good.

NEED more goals in the Sparta match

pls1 more aik

IF LYNTOPPF GET ANOTHER GOAL I WILL GIVE JUVEGUY A FIVER COME ONNNNN

2 more before HT pls

Yeah pmsl, I'm sure it's difficult to trust the two best football tipsters in /bet/ history.

?
Hass and Euan don't tip there do they?

333333333

QABALA NO

My invite got lost in the post I think

TINY ON RADWANSKA SHE'S GONNA BREAK NOW @3.5

Should I get #ON at 1.65 Euan? Unibet don't have better odds

Zzzzzzzz

Been following frauds in that case

O4.5 looking good Hassan, thanks.

went tiny FAMILY

Beaming from ear to ear lads

Forever taking the extra penny

No worries!!

Glad someone got on

Backing Thiem so much my fingers broken

Over 1.5 goals in Midtjyliand or however the hell it is spelled vs Suduva.

on it

Sprint/jeloy lead 3-1 but still have 2.1 odds. LUMP

ABSOLUTE TEARS FOR ANA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

What to bet on Poland - Portugal? I want to bet on Poland because Portugal are cunts but I'm not sure if that is a good enough reason.

so SO Swedish

TSUUU to score anytime

who da fuck is Slurms MacKenzie

Getting paid tomorrow, how can I turn 300 into 500?