Why do you have a job?

why do you have a job?
is that the only way for you to be social?
you cant get a girl any other way?
all you have to show for is your achivements at work?
you are not contributing to society.
so why do you do it?

why would you rather work than chill all day everyday and have sex with beautiful women?

is it because its the simple and normal route to go?
im glad people like you do work. i live like a king because of you.
im healthy. im good looking. i do charity. i have sex with new women all the time. i have a nice place to live and a car im happy with.
please enlighten me fags.

Because a faggot like you had no job I profit more to sell you shit, good luck when your parents wealth runs dry

what do you profit?
you waste most of your life. you can buy a ferrari and still be a loser.

I got a job because I had fuck all else to do, women are too much work, as are most people, so I took the night shift, I get money and don't have to get up and go straight to work, got some hours to chill.

well, actually that i can respect.

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I like video games.
Video games cost money.
I need a job to get money.
Thus, I have a job.

Also, food costs money. That's important too.

For drug money.
No.
No. I wouldn't date a coworker anyway.
I guess school would count is an achievement is work, or having sex with hot chicks would count as work, or writing a cool paper, even though that was work to.
You've stopped making sense.

Because I need a way to sustain financial independence and pay for the internet that I use to justify how I live to a random stranger.

No, but I've delved into many insane routes of behavior and there's a reason this is the standard.
I don't care how you live. I don't know you.

How do you pay for any of this?

Because food, shelter, and water cost money.

This

OP how do you sustain yourself.

why do you post and ask people what the good life is if you already know best? you exemplify the simple chicken fuccboi mindframe at its best.

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well, its not independence when you have to work for it.
its like a slave beeing free, but he has to show up for the cotton picking or hes fucked.

welfare ofc. in my country, welfare is more than most people make from actually working hard.
i dont feel bad about it, as its because of my condition.

u live in africa or something?

I GOT BILLS NIGGA!

it must suck to live in your country. here we don't have to work for those

You know, I've always thought about it but money isn't really the reason we work, it is instead, time
We invest time in order to exchange time with other people who invested it differently, we give tiny piece of time we invested to a beggar who will in time exchange it for the time an alcohol seller invests to sell a product that he got from people who invested large quantities of time to make
The more time is invested on the object the higher the price and effort you need.
We work because that's a way to transform time in resources to exchange for other resources.
There's no other way to trade time, you trade time for time.

i ask why people would rather slave away atleast 1/3 of their lives than do what they want.
i bet all u guys browse porn all the time. why not put that time into fucking some hot chicks.

You may not have to but somebody does you lazy fuck.

Name country where you also have these unicorns.

Scandinavia

Dafuq kinda insane troll logic is that?!

>just going to work day in and day out is lazy.
Wut
I refuse to let somebody else carry my weight when I can do it myself. Can it lazy but I call it self respect and pride.

its safe and easy to go to work everyday.

quit your job, and start dating lots of women. its stressful

>tfw live in campervan
>tfw wireless hotspot
>tfw job is online and pays well
>tfw pay nothing for living space
>tfw can literally just sit on my ass all day and fuck around until I'm tired
>tfw travel cross-country at my leisure

i think i'm gonna make it

youre worth as much as a mule.
a respectful and proud mule.

well, my hats off for you.
youre one of the few that has a great life.

not like mule-man over here

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Apparently in the country of Scandanavia you're unfamiliar you with the term country. That explains why you're not employed.

A mule that doesn't depend on a handout. What happens to you if the hand that feeds stops feeding? What will you do?
If I lost my job I can get a new one the next day or even the same day. Because I have skills that are needed and I'm willing to work.

you do charity op? are you a missionary? do you believe in god?

I work to support my hobby. The more comfortable I am with it, the better. Money helps secure that comfort.

I make 6 figures. It's not a job either it's a career and it's really fulfilling. I'm sure you wouldn't feel the same working retail or fast food

This.
Self-sufficiency is almost never bad. Having skills improves self sufficiency. Can't wait until OP tries to buy something expensive or retire.

get a little high and visit a vendor did we?

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I don't have a job.
My parents are being very kind and paying for part of my state college and I'm paying for the other part with inheritance from a distant relative, and student loans. It's surprisingly affordable.
>UTSA, $40,000 for a bachelors, if you don't fuck up and fail a class

I'm working as hard as I can at that, so that keeps me busy and relatively fulfilled for the most part.
Otherwise, I can find ways to occupy my time.

Kek. Did you make that just for me? Guess you have plenty of time to do it.

sales?

Because we are all pussies. We should just grow food for everyone and live in big houses and not work, like all the rich people do.

now thats different. good for u.

thats also good. you do it for a higher reason.

no, i visit the elderly. its a thing with the red cross. i love it.

wonder what will happen if you need a really expensive surgery. you know that any type of healthcare is a handout. same with insurance.
maybe i should have called it a hoof-out

yes.

i did.
yes, i think ive made it pretty clear that i have lots of time to enjoy.

all cant do it. the world needs mules too.

I have insurance that I pay for with my job. OK I'm done replying to the troll.

>you know that any type of healthcare is a handout. same with insurance.
>something you pay for or get from a job is a handout
Full potato.

I live in the Scandinavian region as well. Living on welfare is not a great way of living and it's definitely not living the high life.

Living in a Scandinavian country is great because of this huge safety net, but I would call it a loss to waste the opportunities that it brings you on living on welfare getting very low pay.

What living in a country like Sweden has allowed me to do is to educate myself without paying for any of the education, and then having the chance to work in a field that I earn very well in and actually WANT to work in, as in that it is something that I do for fun but also brings home a lot lot more than what you get from welfare.

OP, you probably live in a small apartment and have to jusitfy your shitty way of living here on Sup Forums to poor muricafags who actually HAVE to work to live in such a low position that you are in.

If you were actually secure with your life choices, why would you be resorting to calling hard working (oops, almost typed "other", silly me) people "mules"? You'd be enjoying your time doing something instead of arguing on Sup Forums. You're projecting your unhappiness with your shitty life choices by insulting other people. Cunt.
Thanks for the perspective user, OP made it sound rosier than it was.

This.

you get paid for that? thought that was only volunteering?

you live in sweden?
you should take a ride over the border to the oil-country of the north.
like all the other swedes working on cafes and bars to save money they can take back to sweden.
are you disabled btw?

How do you get food?
Do you grow it yourself?

>Tfw my business only requires me to put in work 3-5 days a week
>Its easy, fun, good exercise, and not bad money
>I don't even need employees
Why would you grind shekels away for some Jew when you can just grind them for yourself???

chipotle dumpster feeds me

well. i dont know how u do it in sweden, but here in norway you can get money while searching for jobs and if you are unemployed etc. and that it either 66% of what you used to earn, or just enough to get by if you didnt earn anything before.
then there is welfare for the disabled. im bipolar, and thats what i get. thats where you get paid more than most people earn from jobs.

Seriously?

What about other things like clothing?

Bipolar =/= disability
I have bipolar, I would know.

>Bipolar, aka the meme-disorder where you can't control yourself because you're a pussy faggot
>Able to collect disability
Yep that's fucking Scandinavia.

thats just volunteering.

by spending money.

if you live here, and tried all measures to work and that didnt work out, then you will get welfare.

aye

Where do you get money from?

What the fuck is wrong with this generation. Are you really this retarded? God fucking damn the human race is fucked.

I get paid great money to do the shit I love, and I take pride in my skills of which very few people will ever have.

I'm bipolar and I work, you dumbfuck. It's not a disability. You're just being a lazy fuck.

welfare.
and to make it clear its disability-welfare, not the other kind u get when u dont feel like working.

im a smart young man.

same here. i did something for a few years that changed my life.

sure, lots of bipolar people work. and thats good for them.

No. You really aren't.

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lmao I'd rather work and not be a disabled fuck.

Nobody likes you.

You still haven't answered what your main source of income is. Tell us homedog i'm a working stiff and hate my life. I want to know the true way of life>

What's your disability?

He's not actually disabled though, he's just a piece of shit.

i get more out of life than you.
im the type of guy who gets together with your wife in your bed while youre at work.
you also work for me dawg.

ye, its my choice right.

i get disability-welfare

im bipolar. been on meds for a few years, but things never got any better.

okay.

good job being proud of the fact that you are completely worthless and useless to the world

you can fucking work you pansy
you're a child

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Being bipolar is a disability?

user, why do you make fun of them for working?

>same here
sorry friendo, we are no where near the same league. enjoy your pathetic mediocrity while people pay me just so they can try and live a brief moment of my life.

My uncle is severely bipolar and mildly schizophrenic and he works a full time god damn job you crybaby.

I have a job to get money. However, it is seasonal so I am currently unemployed until this upcoming fall.

yes. but thats only if you get the diagnose from a few psycytrists etc.
there are many tests you have to go through to see how much it affects your life.

you are such a god damn baby

So you chose to puss out like a bitch. I get that. I really do.

But, see, now you've given me more motivation to work just by your example. I'm stronger than you. I chose to look my shit in the eyes and overcome instead of taking the easy way out. I've actually made something of myself instead of just existing off the disability check. You are the prime example of the guy nobody wants to be.

Thank you. And fuck off.

No, I am planning on moving to the US where the wage gap is so incredibily huge that I would earn a LOT more money from what I am doing than what I would be doing in Sweden or Norway.

Norway is good for cafe jobs etc, but not for the very specialized jobs. I don't think that you understand that I don't have to work in low education jobs such as working in retail or cafes because of the opportunity that I have been given. You actually have opportunity to reach your potential here in comparison to other countries, it's up to how you want to live your life really.

You're right about one thing, I wouldn't be working if I had to work in some shitty retail here in Sweden, but now I have the chance to do what I want, which I feel is fulfilling for me, not because I think that I "contribute" more than what you do but rather because I enjoy the work that I do, just as you (hopefully) feel fulfilled not working. I work because I actually want to, and that it brings me in a lot of money is also something really great.

I honestly find it dumb that you are comparing yourself to respectable people who HAVE to work, I know a lot of people that don't enjoy their work and spiking them even more for it is what I would call pathetic. People in countries like the US who have to work in shitty retail jobs etc to sustain themselves are some of the people that I respect the most just because of all the shit that they have to put up with. Not everything is so easy for the rest of the world, be happy about the opportunity that you have and stop comparing yourself to people who don't have a choice. Do something with the free time that you find fulfilling and enjoy life instead of trying to justify yourself.

Being a nigger isnt a malady, its a life choice nigger. Youre a lowlife. Society hates you and your kind. No, not just lazy black people. ALL lazy people who just sit on thier ass and do nothing. There are plenty of jobs that will pay you to do practically nothing. Security, telemarketing, masturbation assistant. There was a time without well fair faggots suckling the tit of proper society. I hope you use your next check from uncle sam to get a vasectomy so at least you cant spawn more lazy shits.

ofc not. you live your own life. just chilling with the guys on the river and sucking eachother off in the tent.
i get pussy.
no hate tho. people should be able to ive as they wish.

ye, you must live in a shitty country.

I'm in the field of prohibition very fulfilling career choice selling my ass for money

>psycytrists

>psycytrists

... you're fucking kidding me right?

Don't worry guys he's a delusional, bipolar, lying, lonely, loser.

Soon he will have one of his little mood swings and be angry and crying wondering why he has no friends haha.

You have a mental illness that warrants disability pay. You couldn't hold down a job even if you wanted to. Hence the reason you get money from the government.

Normal people pity you.

The Borders I worked at in college used to employ literal retards. People with that actually had downs and autism and shit. Are you telling me you are more inept than a person with downs syndrome? I want you to admit that. Either Admit that you are less capable than a retard or admit that you are a lazy piece of shit who is scamming the system.

Who cares if he's scamming the system, he obviously is. I'd be happy for him if that's the life he wants to live.

>i get pussy

oh boy, struck a cord. You wouldn't believe the women in my life, but keep trying to justify your sad excuse of an existence to people on an anonymous image board all you want, I'm going to continue being awesome while you fester.

but I will say, tent sex on the river is pretty excellent.

I don't care if he's scamming the system, I just want him to admit it. He doesn't get to take the high ground and say "I've got it figured out and I'm not lazy or dishonest either."

theres nothing wrong about working. even campervan man is working
i do something similar i fuck around all day make my money online. but its work

your just a manchild, seem em before. cant go anywhere because im2broke
i can travel anywhere i want to, buy any single piece of object i want because money is power, and you have none

bye loser

god i love this.

my father has his own company and is buying and renting out properties in his spare time.
im loaded even without welfare.

ive spent my life traveling around the world, participating in events and even had my own company for a short period of time a few years ago.

the more i read the comments on this page, i can see that people dont really do that much, and they take pride in things there is no pride in.

my point is that the most important thing is my life is women, and i have designed my life to revolve around having sex with women.
even before i got diagnosed with bipolar, i lived my life the same way.

i work out, eat healthy, i love animals and i love helping the elderly.
take a look at your own life. you dont contribute to anything.
im signing off, and im thankfull i have a better life than almost all of you.

I actually like my job.

I actually met my girl on Sup Forums in a area code thread. Work's just something to feed me and pay the bills while I study up for certs.
also working night shift as an earlier user is also doing. it's pretty cool. IT support for employees in the UK. Get to help cute girls with Scottish accents. I love Scottish accents

Normally I would agree, however he is clearly a faggot and a bitch. I wouldn't give a shit if he was a decent guy, but this toolbag thinks that being a government sponge makes him the paragon of the human race and somehow superior to other people... clearly in denial, and most certainly a faggot.

oh and OP, skag ass welfare pussy doesn't count, no matter how much you want it to. No self respecting women would want anything to do with a smegma stain roody-poo ass nigga like yourself. die in a fire.

As you've proven.

>and i'm thankfull i have a better life than almost all of you.

"Almost" being the key word there. I'm absolutely one of the people who doesn't fit into your little tirade there, buddy. I've built a good life for myself, never having to rely on daddy to give me free money and opportunities. I was raised rough, in a bad place; it was either get out and go somewhere, or get stuck in the gutter like everyone else around me. I got out and made a life for myself.

I've never bragged about that on here and in my own opinion, I'm still not. Different people live different lives and their definition of success is different, as well. You've got daddy looking out for you and you've placed women on a pedestal. To me, that's not success. That's a poor, sad little man putting on a fancy suit and pretending he's a businessman. When the suit comes off, so does the man; only the little boy remains.

That's what you are to me; a boy. You'll never be a self-made man and you'll forever be seeking your worth in the eyes of women. I had many women when I was younger, in my twenties. I found a good one in my early thirties, settled down and honestly, I've never been happier. It took growing up though, something you clearly have yet to do.