Poorly Described Video Games

Poorly Described Video Games

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>BREAK ALL YOUR WINDOWS
>fucking curb

>dots
>straight lines
>back and forth

>President of the united states of America
>Aliens
>Everythings a simulation
>Ending is all characters dancing cheesily side by side of each other

shadow president

Pong?

Pong

Yes

saints row 4

>a dyke, a twink, a whore, a nigger, an edgelord, and another dyke copy persona and save the world

>controls suck
>rings suck
>everything explodes
>game sucks
>stuck on walls
>walk like gotta poop
>sneeze like fat girl
>broken arm pinching
>weird poses
>green everywhere
>empty city
>camera sucks
>bitch kidnapped
>"solve my puzzle"
>invisible walls
>hahahaha
>music sucks
>enemies are retarded
>gang rape
>nothing solid
>limbo champion
>camera pushed enemies around
>rings again
>automatic doors
>turtle
>spinmerightroundbabylikearecordbaby.mp3
>framerate sucks
>seizure
>bitch walks on air
>stuck in ground
>rings.jpg
>push frozen bitch now
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha
>hahahaha

Correct mah dude

>an ape with a red hat battles against a reptilian king and his minions

>an old man dies and gives his life achievements and strengths to his granddaughter

Donkey Kong

Sonic?

>underrated game
>body got stolen
>possession
>fucking cripple people, can't ever trust em

Danky Kang Kountry1-2

nope super mario bros

Donkey Kong 2: Diddys Quest

Breakout

Stephen Hawkin simulator 2015?

nope

paper boy

correct

...

>protagonist is a famous nigger
>walls copied from chrono nigger
>character on your team is from another game
>basketball

>wake up in hospital
>headache
>oh shit guys with guns
>headache
>oh they're dead
>headache
>why am I bald
>headache
Fast forward
> fuggin flashbacks omg
>wait no this is a flash forward wtf?
>entire game hasn't happened yet

>clouds same as bush

Superman 64.

Original SMB.

Here's a hint GameCube exclusive

this makes sense

boy that gets turned into a blue ball that can transform into animals travels around the world to battle an african shaman so he can become a human boy again

ff5

>Young girl taking care of younger sibling
>Their country's been stolen by reptilian mob
>Multiple bears have shops around the county
>Mostly kick ass

GEIST

didn't greentext, didn't read.

>too many boomerangs
>repetitive music

dkc3 too EZ

Ayyyyyyyye

your mothers sex dungeon?

Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

close user

well it's too late now i can't be bothered ya tw@

bingo

>chilling on spaceship
>suddenly kidnapped
>fancy new explosive necklace
> surprise surprise fight for your freedom
>old sidekick is useless
>2 new dumbaas robots instead

>Bad hit reg
>FHAKING AMERIKAN
>"Skill" Based

Cock Strike:Source?

>Space
>Flying Saucers
>Flying Rocks

Close user... Close...

Ratchet Deadlocked

Wooo

Get Fucked Up Every Single Minute

>boy can talk to animals
>narcoleptic owl
>gay giraffe
>nice pelican/bitch pelican

>"We're Akomish, we take care of our own."

asteroids

>Man Go kill bad guy
>Man kill bad guy
>Man need go on titanic
>Man never going to ever go onto titanic.

>fight big guys
>oh you're big guy
>lol see ya
>broken horse and lady hang out

>cake gets stolen
>get the cake back

Kirby squeak squad

Sleeping Dogs?

winner! best plot of all time

I'm sad I got that so fast

>Stiched from thread and brown yarn
>You look like you came out of a barn
>A land created by your creativeity
>Is now theatened by a darkness of negativeity
>You get cool gagets, and the hero is mute
>And last but not lest, this game is really cute

Kirby's epic yarn? No way it'd be 2 Kirby's in a row

>Racing simulator
>Force other drivers to crash, killing them
>to own their car

*Least*

Drive: San Francisco

Nope. Wrong console.

Little Big Planet 2

Nope

>classic case of amnesia
>vodka and sausages
>hobo mode engaged
>what the fuck is going on?
>angry mobs of dogs
>throwing screws to navigate
>Dragunov fuck yeah baby
>point of no return
>quicksave quickload quicksave quickload quicksave quickload
>still have loot in the Bar
pic not related

Thats EZ Burnout Paradise

>almost get executed
>disaster saves you
>go see some guy
>now go do whatever the fuck you want

Winner.

Skyrim

Skrim

Wins for you

Skrim

yep... too obvious

>boom
>aw fuck that's my son
>fucking robots

LittleBigPlant

i feel like i should know this

>Princess gets kidnapped at festival by dinosaur
>Go on generic adventure
>Everyone dies in science explosion and is
>reincarnated as friends

>your dad is a giant whale
>you're a little bitch most of the game
>your girlfriend leaves you for some creep
>she's going to kill herself because your dad is a huge asshole

Yea it's S.T.A.L.K.E.R

skyrim

bump

das it mane

Fallout 4

Comatose action driver

driver san franciso
>customizable
>The tanks talk by beeping

Next one.
>You've lost your memory, but you don't care
>You live with a new famliy, you have new one's to share
>It's your "sister's" birthday, and all is fine
>The feast is done and your ready to dine
>It's tomorow, an all new day
>Everythings fine until a melody starts to play
>You find a wierd girl, with warnings to make haste
>To some different city, to some different place
>You ignore it, but you soon regret
>The warning that you should have fret
>Your "mom" now stuck in crystal
>Your vilage, shot with a millon of these "pistols"
>That girl was a witch, your "sister" is now one too
>And now you don't know what to do.


Never geussing this

>shit a wasp
>Shit blue shit
>Fuckin totem poles
>Oooo moola
>Why you gotta hit the ground nigga
>Now we under it
>Shit makes my shoes slick
>fuckin gears and shit
>Nigga u can't fly
>See you crashing
>Fuckin space robots

No one getting on this?

Super Mario Galaxy

Spore?

...

No 16 bit

>don't shit your pants