So I'm going to met my gf in 2/3 months and i really need to get rid of this phimosis, tips?

So I'm going to met my gf in 2/3 months and i really need to get rid of this phimosis, tips?

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pop a condom on, she won't notice

Well you only got 20 days, so idk

but what if she wants to do the succ

i said months, not weeks

fap intensely without lube

Post a better fucking picture first. How's that for a tip.

its not phimosis
it is skin bridge

Lol is this a meme? Fapping with lube is boring as hell, you cant even feel anything.

oh really? i though it was the same thing as phimosis

It's not phimosis. You can get this fixed pretty easily, especially if it's causing you pain. If it's not affecting you or your sex life, your doctor will usually say to leave it.

grab a razor... live stream that shit.. don't be a bitch

had this when I was 12, it made me very uncomfortable. If foreskin is loose, grab it by the prepuce (front of foreskin) and pull apart. If the foreskin is stuck to the corona of the glans (base/ridge of dick head), just pull very hard and try to separate. I tugged very hard and poked it with my pocket knife simultaneously. It was uncomfortable for a few days but after that the skin healed. Hope this helps, godspeed foreskin user

But it's ugly as fuck

no and its not your fault it happened either
dont feel ashamed of yourself, wasnt up to you

godspeed useful fagget :^)

I thought uncut cocks were god's gift to women ??
Except for this, Smegma, and the fact that it looks like a dog dick.
Get circqued dude.

wait, so i cant get rid of it?

What about a fucking circumcision?

it is his fault though. Should've sprinted out the emergency room when you saw the doctor coming at your snek with a knife

You can still have the surgery for cosmetic purposes, but they usually advise against it. See your GP and ask about surgery. Say it affects your sex life or your self esteem.

Ice for numbing
Whiskey for courage
Exacto knife for the task.

fuck off you goiym

Yes, got a sharp knife. Man up and snip it.

Try cutting the whole thing off and growing a real dick next time

It'll be worse cosmetically after. the scar will look like an std

his condition is side effect of getting it done

This is why not circumcising your kids is basically child abuse. Look at this disgusting shit. Like a woman is ever going to want some cheese crusted freak dick? She's gonna look at that thing and barf.

The only assholes who say uncut dicks are great are the filthy eurotrash faggots or the ones who haven't ever had a woman touch or look at their dicks before.

It's disgusting. Go get it cut you homo.

skin bridge comes from circumcision
you are bashing your own kind buddy

This
Do not do it yourself unless you want to deal w scarring and lots of pain. See a professional, they've seen plenty of dicks before.

>Uncut master race reporting in
>It's perfectly fine, goyim
>Only jews get their dicks cut
>Look at this beautiful, uncut specimen

Yeah, okay. Keep telling yourselves that.

>you can't even feel anything
jesus, how much lube do you use?

annon here, dude, i didnt even knew that i had a circumcision. I'm have to talk to my parents about this lmao

>going to meet my gf in 2/3 months
>meet my gf 2/3 months
>meet 2/3 months
>2/3 months
Cut your fucking dick off

show them the picture you showed us

nah thats cringe as fuck

I'd be more worried about how small your dick is faggot.

OP, PLS, PLS OP LISTEN:

Your penis... it's disgusting. Like, I want to vomit, it's not good. It looks like it;s been burned in a fire and the skin melted it to itself.

Your gf? She's not going to laugh, or get wet, she's going to cry and feel sorry for you. This is what you need to do.

Step 1: Lie and dont show her your penis.
Step 2: Tell her you're actually a FTM transman.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Get your dick fixed by a real goddamn doctor.

cutfags have to use lube, go figure.

2/3 = 2 or 3. Contextual reading comprehension fucknut.

This was posted on /adv/.

This guy is only 16!!

Guys,i know this is Sup Forums and i'm not going to be sad or listen to all the EPIK TRULS
Thanks to the guys that told me what my issue was.
Btw she likes my dick, or at least thats what she says :^)

LOL
Op is summerfag!

Agreed OP that shit is fucking gross

Proof>

Nigga worry about the size of that small clitoris first.
>be ready to be dumped for your small weeniez

well its 16 cm long when its hard, i guess it looks small or something, but whatev :^)

I used to have something similar user. It healed over wrong after i was circumcised as a baby. Affected my sex life because I was too nervous about it that I couldn't get hard. You're going to have to have surgery. Better sooner than later. Takes about 2 weeks to heal. My doctor told me mine was the worse case he'd ever seen but it's relatively normal now. Normally they just numb your dick and do the surgery while you're awake. Mine was so bad they had to put me under. Still have some light scaring but it's better than a disgusting penis with calcified orange smegma because it couldn't be cleaned. Trust me. Go see a urologist. He'll take care of it and offer you all the options at your disposal

Could be worse OP, you could be this user.

Treatment might include a steroid cream or removal of the foreskin (circumcision).
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i got u Sup Forumsro

Thanks annon, i will talk to my parents and yeah, i'll get it fixed
Godspeed fagget

Nothing to brag about op.
I am disappoint son.

Honestly... user wtf...

Removes like 1/2 the skin on the penis and a lot of nerves and mucous membrane. Also it's excruciatingly painful.

...

What the fuck user

woah, the skin is pulling the head down

Its an average penis, I'm happy with it, i will never do porn hey its not that bad :^)

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Average implies normal.
Having parts of your dick cut off and the wound fusing with your know is not normal at all

If I were you, I'd go punch my dad in the face for that shit

uncut is amazing, and if you disagree you are a butthurt cut sad man

Just stop faggot.
Chopping off part of your dick isn't amazing and you know it.

Yeah well, i was talking about size. I'm aware of the other two things. And yes, i will fucking kick my dad in the face.

yeah like honestly why did you fucking color the background?

It looks pretty small in the pic you posted

i have some close friends who are always lurking Sup Forums

You are actually retarded
Congratulations

And they'll identify you by the button on your pants?

nah that was just an epik trul

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You need plastic surgery. Your cock is fucked as fuck

If you haven't met this girl before, she isn't really your girlfriend OP.

she's probably going to be a giant sweaty behemoth too, so take your mangled dick and run while you still can

It's not mine

I had this and I would pull on it really hard every day in the shower and it ripped after only a week it hurt

Op, you could try Petroleum Jelly if you have that type which is just your foreskin being stuck to the head. If you have the type that your skin and head are literally morphed together in some hideous way... well, she'll have to accept your little soldier like you'll accept her punched lasagne.

I've seen her before dude, chill

the problem is that i dont even know witch one it is. Anyways tnx for the advice, i'll go to see a doctor next week.

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