how do I get a girlfriend? Im so lonely I can't get girls to like me. I don't know what im doing wrong. Everything is fine until I open my stupid ducking mouth and they are completely turned off.
I'm sorry if I reply to you guys slow I'm going to start crying again I'm so fucking sad fucking Christ.
Going on a date tomorrow. Wish me luck faggot.
Kill yourself. Easy.
First step is to stopping be a little bitch who cries. If you can't complete that step you were never met to have a gf. Instead get a bf instead and be his gf.
Second step is work out and get fit to build your confidence and make sure you aren't fat.
Next step is to approach girls expecting at least a 80% rejection rate.
Learn from each rejection and see what you did wrong and fix it for the next girl.
Keep doing that and eventually you will get a gf.
You have low confidence.
I don't care if you are a cave-dwelling, magic the gathering fucking gorilla. If you can be yourself and do it with confidence, you can get a girl.
How? What did you say? What do you do? Please help
I'm gay. I speak with straight guys all the time who think they're ugly. In my honest opinion, they're really not that fucking ugly.
They're resentful. Deep down they're mad that some guy has it easier than them. That some guy can walk into a room and women gravitate toward him and for the most part, women ignore them. Yes, that good looking guy has more choices than you do. He can pick and choose the women he dates on command.
You walk into a room and no one talks to you. Think about this for a second. Why should they? What makes you different from other men? Are you so self-absorbed that you've forgotten that maybe women have insecurities about talking to you, too?
You don't look like Liam Hemsworth and no one is lining up at your feet to bang you (or fall in love with you, whatever you're into.) Too fucking bad. No one cares. Literally no one cares except you.
You carry around this resentment like a foul stench. You complain that only certain types of women talk to you. Too old. Too young. Too weird. Hello? Isn't the point of nofap to decatogorize women? You've been using google since you were 12 years old to find exactly what kind of woman you want and you pull on your dick until you cum in a used sock. It's fucked you up. You're fucked up. Wake up. A human being, a unique existance in this entire universe, a woman, has spoken to you, or flirted with you, and you say she's "too this," or, "not exactly the type of woman" you want to attract.
Sorry. Finding that special woman in your life isn't as easy as finding porn on the internet. For some guys, it is. But for you it isn't. But it doesn't matter that you're not as good looking as you think you should be. It only matters to you because you're vain and judge yourself by the same criteria you judge women. It's your attitude.
>I'm sorry if I reply to you guys slow I'm going to start crying again I'm so fucking sad fucking Christ.
you sound more like the gf instead of the bf perhaps you should switch roles like i did
This. but be careful what you wish for. Ever since i turned into a chad its been easy to fuck girls but hard to find someone i genuinely like. Girls are more shallow than you think
You don't care what I say. You still think you're hideous. That you're special. You are too ugly for women. Look at this and cry. They're married.
You're not crying? You're not the only salty, lazy, bastard on the internet.
My favorite response to a smoking hot Christina Hendricks being married to a not so good looking guy is, "that dude must be hung like a horse."
Even if he is, how the fuck did she know that on their first date? Read the comments. They're disgusting. Those guys have become deflection specialists. It's always a version of: "There's something special about that dude, something I don't have" or disparages their relationship. Think about this, too. She doesn't think he's ugly. You do. You're the shitty person. You think of yourself as ugly, too. Stop it.
I don't know if that guy is hung like a horse, but what I can tell you is this. That guy who ate all the drugs in Supertroopers who married Jane Holloway from Madmen made a habit of appreciating and loving women, which I'm sure a lot of you haven't. Christina Hendricks wasn't his first girlfriend. He's made other women happy. He may have even dated women you would think are too ugly for you.
There's no fucking way Christina Hendricks would have gone on a second date with him if he was a relationship virgin. What boggles my mind is how the hell any of you guys expect to date a 6 or a 7 on your scale of hot women on the first try, when you can't even reject a perfectly good woman with kindness and humility. Instead of rating and judging women, (which you've conditioned yourself to do your whole life) why don't you ask yourself this question: What can I do to make a woman's life better today? Maybe leave an extra tip, hold the door, or reassure a coworker. Stop thinking about yourself and what you want. That's what fapping does to you. You don't even see it.
You've become so selfish that you've convinced yourself you have nothing to offer.
I told her not to expect me to pay for shit because I'm broke as hell. She then said tomorrow would be a good day for a date. Try being really honest like me. I also told her if she ever catches me cheating I will never tell her sorry.
This faggot knows his shit.
Congratulations, it's true. You literally have nothing to offer. All you think about is what you can get. And that's what makes you ugly.
OP if you started jerking off at an early age, as most of us did, then you should cut back on it. It's a real confidence killer. Also just try to be yourself. Real advice on this site is hard to come by. Hope it helps.
Drugs are usually a good ice breaker
upboated xDDDDDDDD
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bump while ppl read
simple:
>6 figures
>6 inches
>6 feet
>6 pack
>600 horse power
get working on that!
>how do I get a girlfriend?
By asking Sup Forums, obviously. Why do you omegas ask us betas for advice as if we have any to give you? Jump in a lake and don't come back
Forget about bitches and vecome the next supreme gentleman.
when you stop thinking that you have an stupid ducking mouth. only then you will have an oportunty
pretty solid advice tbh