Wake up in morning

>wake up in morning
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do?

pray my face isn't stuck looking retarded
see how my fingers I can fit in my vagoo

>why do i own 3+ encyclopedia sets?

Holy shit, I'm white!

>nice, everything in life is FREE now

Masturbate

Take advantage of a rich man.
Step 2. Profit

I would fuck black men

Roll for dubs

try to go fight isis using a katana while wearing only a mini skirt, tubetop, and combat boots.

Wonder why I'm pulling that face

Czech'd

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>TOPKEK

Ayo is that jojivlogs

go through life having everything handed to me cause i have tits


down if i can be a lesbian with other hot chicks

Ye

Im so lucky in my life
I get dubs whenever i want
And im white

Sauce!

I will become a whore

O BOI

My god, checked.

Score! I'd masturbate, of course!

Lemme try, rollan

same nigga

Fuck

SAUCE

rub em raw

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Call my employer and tell them I quit.

I'm never leaving the house again.

GOD, ill buy powerball

Since I'm here, have some fun fellas. Got one for the ladies, too.

Wonder who snuck into my locked room and put underwear on me in my sleep, besides the obvious magically changed gender thing.

Rolling in the deep

sure, rollin

Fuck the hell out of mirror.

Here ya go, femanons! Enjoy your new dicks!

comb my god damn hair. then masturbate furiously. then comb my god damn hair again.

At least you tried

Dubs thread eyy

rollin

Roll this pic to increase dubs probability

Immediately start camwhoring. Maybe get two or three guys and fuck on webcam, People really go apeshit for girls who start out small then bring multiple partners in.

what am i supposed to do with these trips?

OH SHIT
Third time

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Who that and whats his Snapchat

Sup Forums money
Roll my pic for luck

Roll for luck

Yes

>MY FOURTH DUBS IN THIS THREAD THIS PICTURE IS REALLY LUCKY MAKE IT FAMOUS

3348

Rollerino

Jesus Christ, I got such an amazing combo. This is exactly what I want. Only thing I'd change is maybe start from 11, and tongue instead of lips, but it's all pretty good.

rawlin

Checkring

eh roll

nigga thats papa franku

why try

M a s t u r b 8

Who

Roll

roll

masturbate me

Hope my gf will go gay for me and spend forever doing every lesbian thing I've ever seen in porn. Including scat because why not.

Become an author and settle down after a couple of decades of traveling with the right person like I plan to do anyway

lol roll

Rolll

Pfft. Sure, retard.

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roll

Roll

go back to sleep

Roll I guess

Become Feminazi.

Roll

FUCKING MASTURBATE MYSELF SILLY NIGGA! WTF U MEAN?

Join Feminazis.

rolllling for fucking loser rolls

You know what to do

Fuck!

Roll

Roll

Finally be able to suck a dick without being worried about being a faggot

Rolling

Track down who or what did this to me and then master the magic that did this, becoming sorceress supreme.

bamp

I find two hairbrushes and DP myself until I'm dehydrated and starving.

Rolling now

Prolly become a camgirl/financial dom/chastity key holder to make money.

rollan

Start jacking off causee my hand is better than no pussy family friend

ewkejrw

KEK!

Ralla

rellorina

roll

Try to prove the multiorgasmic teory.

You dick, you made me fat