>wake up in morning
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do?
Wake up in morning
pray my face isn't stuck looking retarded
see how my fingers I can fit in my vagoo
>why do i own 3+ encyclopedia sets?
Holy shit, I'm white!
>nice, everything in life is FREE now
Masturbate
Take advantage of a rich man.
Step 2. Profit
I would fuck black men
Roll for dubs
try to go fight isis using a katana while wearing only a mini skirt, tubetop, and combat boots.
Wonder why I'm pulling that face
Czech'd
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>TOPKEK
Ayo is that jojivlogs
go through life having everything handed to me cause i have tits
down if i can be a lesbian with other hot chicks
Ye
Im so lucky in my life
I get dubs whenever i want
And im white
Sauce!
I will become a whore
O BOI
My god, checked.
Score! I'd masturbate, of course!
Lemme try, rollan
same nigga
Fuck
SAUCE
rub em raw
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Call my employer and tell them I quit.
I'm never leaving the house again.
GOD, ill buy powerball
Since I'm here, have some fun fellas. Got one for the ladies, too.
Wonder who snuck into my locked room and put underwear on me in my sleep, besides the obvious magically changed gender thing.
Rolling in the deep
sure, rollin
Fuck the hell out of mirror.
Here ya go, femanons! Enjoy your new dicks!
comb my god damn hair. then masturbate furiously. then comb my god damn hair again.
At least you tried
Dubs thread eyy
rollin
Roll this pic to increase dubs probability
Immediately start camwhoring. Maybe get two or three guys and fuck on webcam, People really go apeshit for girls who start out small then bring multiple partners in.
what am i supposed to do with these trips?
OH SHIT
Third time
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Who that and whats his Snapchat
Sup Forums money
Roll my pic for luck
Roll for luck
Yes
>MY FOURTH DUBS IN THIS THREAD THIS PICTURE IS REALLY LUCKY MAKE IT FAMOUS
3348
Rollerino
Jesus Christ, I got such an amazing combo. This is exactly what I want. Only thing I'd change is maybe start from 11, and tongue instead of lips, but it's all pretty good.
rawlin
Checkring
eh roll
nigga thats papa franku
why try
M a s t u r b 8
Who
Roll
roll
masturbate me
Hope my gf will go gay for me and spend forever doing every lesbian thing I've ever seen in porn. Including scat because why not.
Become an author and settle down after a couple of decades of traveling with the right person like I plan to do anyway
lol roll
Rolll
Pfft. Sure, retard.
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roll
Roll
go back to sleep
Roll I guess
Become Feminazi.
Roll
FUCKING MASTURBATE MYSELF SILLY NIGGA! WTF U MEAN?
Join Feminazis.
rolllling for fucking loser rolls
You know what to do
Fuck!
Roll
Roll
Finally be able to suck a dick without being worried about being a faggot
Rolling
Track down who or what did this to me and then master the magic that did this, becoming sorceress supreme.
bamp
I find two hairbrushes and DP myself until I'm dehydrated and starving.
Rolling now
Prolly become a camgirl/financial dom/chastity key holder to make money.
rollan
Start jacking off causee my hand is better than no pussy family friend
ewkejrw
KEK!
Ralla
rellorina
roll
Try to prove the multiorgasmic teory.
You dick, you made me fat