What next Sup Forums

What next Sup Forums

What you listening to OP?

some one stole my toilet seat

Killswitch Engage - always

Explain to her how your grandmother died due to a potato related accident and you now have a massive fetish for potatoes that resemble elderly women..

bumping

Op do you know this person?

nigga you like jesse or howard better

Roll

Negative

roll

Reroll

rolll

Send 10 spiderman memes

So you tryna get that farter fingered?

Roll

gonna get this bitch wet, watch this

>look I'll be completely honest, you are very attractive. Your smile, your hair, and you look like you're a fun person. If you're not busy on Saturday I'd like to take you out for coffee. Sorry for being kinda weird but if rather lay it out there then not be able to take out a lady of my dreams. Let's be honest, who wouldn't take this opportunity?

I don't even know why this beauty is still responding to me Bros, halp before it's too late

Jesus christ faggot
What are you fucking 13?

30

Because she's obviously into you. Quit fucking around and ask her on a date.

You have the conversational skills of a 14 year old

Ayy girl how about me and you go to a gay nightclub in Orlando?

Yeah probably worse actually, why do you think I'm here

Wtf u a fag

bumping for this whitenightfag

Checked

Chipotle clam

Nice

Ask if you can suck her tits.

the trips have spoken

Winrar

CHECKED

She hasn't responded as of yet

OK I saved it Sup Forums

Your a fucking manlet

I'm 6'1 but ok

Being a manlet is a mental state i believe

wow op disrespecting the trips
>feelsbadman.jpg

my god...

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>MY SIDES

HOLY FUCK YOUR BAD

Checked, deliver op

Is this nigga serious

Checking my checked, deliver both of those you manlet messenger

CHECKED

My mom says I'm a good kisser

She's catfish bro no one would reply to that shit

She has to be, this guy is unfucking believable.

If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?

Not sure what to make of this

Don't act like you nerds know what women want. All they want is to be entertained, doesn't matter how autistic I get. Jesus fuck why won't captcha leave me alone

Op got baited lol

No? That's her profile. I'm talking to her on plenty of fish

FUCKING LOL YOU FAGGOT

Rolling for this

I've seen that picture before faggot you're getting catfished

Rule 37

This chicks weirdly. Attractive, let's try her. Someone decide on the conversation starter

>I don't understand fishing metaphors


HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU FAGGOT

Here you go op, I found a milf for you.

Bruh do you live in red deer or some shit

...

Yeah

Damn man Rocky here man
But why you got to tell her about your "online friends" shit will creep her out

>Inb4 I'm vegan

Nice, I got friends in Rocky. Go riding out there all the time. I don't actually care I'm just bored and felt like fuckin with people

That's pretty awesome man. Do you really not know how to talk to women though or are you just fucking with us?

does your boyfriend approve?

Make a new thread when this 404s faggot

Howard is God

Come On fellas, help a brother get laid

you only get hard watching your grandma playing Mario kart 64

Haha Ahh, I don't know. I'm awkward as fuck until I know them, then it's all good. Always find me a hot little piece somehow anyway

Fucking cheap nigga upgrade ya shit

She's back for more

Please reply

Get in here sluts we doxing bitches

Dude you sliding into those dm's ez pz

Wtf user. You're in the Red Deer area and can't score pussy at will? The entire area is crawling with desperate skanks.

What's red deer

I have standards friend, I don't want ghonasyphaherpaids

It's a little city

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Bumping for the greater good

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