What next Sup Forums
What next Sup Forums
What you listening to OP?
some one stole my toilet seat
Killswitch Engage - always
Explain to her how your grandmother died due to a potato related accident and you now have a massive fetish for potatoes that resemble elderly women..
bumping
Op do you know this person?
nigga you like jesse or howard better
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Negative
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Reroll
rolll
Send 10 spiderman memes
So you tryna get that farter fingered?
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gonna get this bitch wet, watch this
>look I'll be completely honest, you are very attractive. Your smile, your hair, and you look like you're a fun person. If you're not busy on Saturday I'd like to take you out for coffee. Sorry for being kinda weird but if rather lay it out there then not be able to take out a lady of my dreams. Let's be honest, who wouldn't take this opportunity?
I don't even know why this beauty is still responding to me Bros, halp before it's too late
Jesus christ faggot
What are you fucking 13?
30
Because she's obviously into you. Quit fucking around and ask her on a date.
You have the conversational skills of a 14 year old
Ayy girl how about me and you go to a gay nightclub in Orlando?
Yeah probably worse actually, why do you think I'm here
Wtf u a fag
bumping for this whitenightfag
Checked
Chipotle clam
Nice
Ask if you can suck her tits.
the trips have spoken
Winrar
CHECKED
She hasn't responded as of yet
OK I saved it Sup Forums
Your a fucking manlet
I'm 6'1 but ok
Being a manlet is a mental state i believe
wow op disrespecting the trips
>feelsbadman.jpg
my god...
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>MY SIDES
HOLY FUCK YOUR BAD
Checked, deliver op
Is this nigga serious
Checking my checked, deliver both of those you manlet messenger
CHECKED
My mom says I'm a good kisser
She's catfish bro no one would reply to that shit
She has to be, this guy is unfucking believable.
If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?
Not sure what to make of this
Don't act like you nerds know what women want. All they want is to be entertained, doesn't matter how autistic I get. Jesus fuck why won't captcha leave me alone
Op got baited lol
No? That's her profile. I'm talking to her on plenty of fish
FUCKING LOL YOU FAGGOT
Rolling for this
I've seen that picture before faggot you're getting catfished
Rule 37
This chicks weirdly. Attractive, let's try her. Someone decide on the conversation starter
>I don't understand fishing metaphors
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU FAGGOT
Here you go op, I found a milf for you.
Bruh do you live in red deer or some shit
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Yeah
Damn man Rocky here man
But why you got to tell her about your "online friends" shit will creep her out
>Inb4 I'm vegan
Nice, I got friends in Rocky. Go riding out there all the time. I don't actually care I'm just bored and felt like fuckin with people
That's pretty awesome man. Do you really not know how to talk to women though or are you just fucking with us?
does your boyfriend approve?
Make a new thread when this 404s faggot
Howard is God
Come On fellas, help a brother get laid
you only get hard watching your grandma playing Mario kart 64
Haha Ahh, I don't know. I'm awkward as fuck until I know them, then it's all good. Always find me a hot little piece somehow anyway
Fucking cheap nigga upgrade ya shit
She's back for more
Please reply
Get in here sluts we doxing bitches
Dude you sliding into those dm's ez pz
Wtf user. You're in the Red Deer area and can't score pussy at will? The entire area is crawling with desperate skanks.
What's red deer
I have standards friend, I don't want ghonasyphaherpaids
It's a little city
Bump
Bumping for the greater good
Bump