When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

10 mins ago

June 9th, 2028

i meant
10 mens* ago

What does sex feels like

Last Saturday

i meant
10 mins ago with 10 mens

never

>35 yo

August 14, 2010

Last night. With a chick that's married but in a open marriage .

2011. Pretty sure that I wound up with anyone at all was just a fluke.

I was 18 the last time. I'm 22 now. Don't feel comfortable during sex so I have 0 sex drive. Feels bad man.

my bad - just checked the calendar, it was August 15

Almost 3 years

July 24, 2015 (I'm good with dates)

3 months ago, right before my gf of over a year ended things. got something lined up with a chick on sunday tho so heres hoping

1997

and I'm not even lying

Sunday. I feel great.

You mean with someone else besides my hand?

3 years ago. Its starting to get to me

couple days ago. was kinda shit tho. I need a new bitch

Two days ago

Sunday afternoon, it was fucking great

7 weeks ago when I got my wife pregnant

couple days ago. Was supposed to be right before the period came. Ended up finishing and having blood on my dick.

Was surprisingly less grossed out by it that I expected to be. As in, no grossed out at all. Huh...

Ogre a decade ago. I'mma pathetic looser

Fucking never. Why is Sup Forums filled with normies?

about two years ago, with my ex. God I still miss her.

7.1 weeks ago with this guy's wife.

sunday night

Think we are going on 3 weeks now?
Funny to because I have a girlfriend and we used to have alot of sex. Things slowed down and I just thought it was normal you know from almost everyday to once or twice a week.
Now we go almost months with no sex and anytime I bring it up its "don't hound me it will happen when it happens it's unattractive when you hound me blah blah blah. And all I have to do is just ask.

Fuck it's really putting my head through a wringer. I tried everything I could too. Tell her how pretty she is let her get as much rest as needed take her out alot and nothing is working
I'm starting to think there might be another.
Sorry for the wall of text I just needed to ger it out.

:'(

6 years ago

And it was only a blowjob. I've never gotten any other game

Saturday

How do you cats go over 3 to 4 months without getting hilt deep in a girl's vagoo? Couldn't imagine going that long without.

Straight up ask if she's cheating on you.

Never

Found the wizard!

Couple days ago, started the pill a couple weeks ago, first time putting it to use

Yeah that will end well. It will just devolve into another fight.
Real talk tho would I be in the right to just end it? I don't feel desirable to her anymore and it makes me sad.

Better than being a cuck

uhhhhh dude you have needs too, dont be a bitch and tell her its time for some fucking

I agree thing is we have a kid we share our apartment and car I'm worried about being fucked because she can be really spiteful.
Like she has no idea how close I am to just fucking other girls because she's being a cold bitch.

That's a perfectly good reason to end it. Think about what will happen if you marry this chick. Holy shit what a life of misery.

If she's cheating she'll leave you eventually anyway

45 mins ago. Can't sleep now. On to Sup Forums to look at porn and try for 3rd cum of the day.

Yeah I've said that it just makes her more mad and she will hold of sex for longer.
Like I said I really don't know what else to do. She won't go see a sex therapist with me either.

Does my mother giving birth to me count? Because I was technically in, and I pulled out like a boss my ninjas

No, but me fucking her does.

Never

Well as I said we live together and have a kid I mean we are common law married and it's really miserable I don't feel desirable to her at all anymore.

We should have a threesome! She'd love that ya know, she doesn't get much action anymore

fuck that shit a man walks into a store and they refuse to sell him what he wants to buy so what does he do? he goes to another store selling the exact same thing and fucking buys it

Have you told her she makes you feel miserable

Sometime in January with a cashier at a store I worked at. She wasn't terrible looking but after we had sex she sprung it on my that it was her first time. Eplains why she was so fond of teeth during the bj.

I was with a girl that did the exact same thing; sex almost every day slowly turned into once a week, then there'd be up to a month or two without. I didn't leave because she was like a 8.5 and I was like a 4 or 5 and genuinely loved her. Then she left me - and got knocked up by some guy I knew from high school within a couple months. I'm sorry Sup Forumsro, but I totally hope that's you Jesse.

Almost 9 years now.

I feel you, where's my mrs. comfort me into coitus

Remember when Drowning Pool "Bodies" came out? Yeah that long ago.

Two hours ago. Started on the porch and ended up with olive oil everywhere, on the floor (I love a shiny hiney) and two fingers on my prostate. I love her.

Last year..kek -_-

About six years ago. I avoid it now. Have a thing called coital cephalalgia. Every time I cum, it feels like a sudden pick axe to the head. Can last anywhere between 3 minutes to 5 hours. Not worth the pain.

About 3 hours ago

never
>25yo... feels bad

plz

Holy shit, I never knew there was a name for it. I had that happen every time I jerked off when I was a teenager. I literally considered suicide, thinking I'd never be able to have sex . Idk if it would help you, but I started masturbating very slowly. Sometimes it would take hours, but I'd never let my heart rate rise too high (I could always tell an "attack" was coming when I felt a tightness in the back of my neck, along with a slight lightheadedness). Eventually the problem subsided. Sometimes I still feel that tightness and ease off, but I never feel it during sex; only masturbation.

Stop and look at this from outside the box for a second. Whatever you do, don't go beta on her and start being extra nice. That's a big turn off. Think about what she was attracted to you in the first place, be the man you're supposed to be. Don't ask, don't whine, just turn her on. Tease her a little, kiss her like you mean it and wink then go back to what you were doing. Sex starts long before the bedroom for women.

September 2014

Yesterday. After a two year dry spell I'm glad to have a girlfriend again. Too bad she might be pregnant now..

>all these fucking normies

LAST YEAR

>almost two decades without sex

I'd say I'm sorry, but it's nobody's fault but your own

4 years ago.

Dude. I'm gonna give it a go. Thanks man. I wanna sex again, but just the pain would have me curled up in agony.

The neck thing, the increased heart rate, I know exactly what you're saying.

Alright, I'll give myself some loving, maybe this weekend. Will take it easy and see how it goes. Thanks again user!

Talk to her about it first maybe, worst case scenario end it anyway, tbh sounds like you'd be better off

Dad?

Idk maybe like a week ago?
I have a regular tittybitch baby mama I fuck all the time. Meaning like 2-4 times a week

>saturday
>tfw you're only gonna get more in a week
bruh

I'm not saying it's not my fault but after a very painful breakup, a nervous breakdown, depression and I'm pretty sure low testosterone desire just wasn't there.

I'm done with all that shit now though. I'm back in the saddle but not lucky yet.

Never

September 12, 2015 at approximately noon

never

I'll let you know as soon as it happens

I think my dick was desensitized by overmasturbation and having a death grip because it usually felt like nothing to me when I had a girlfriend

last week before my gf was on her period

Three months ago. Met this chick off tinder and we talked for about 30 minutes before she invited me over to her place to fuck. Told me midfuck that she loved me. I finished, walked out of the door, and never spoke to her again

you stop fuck her when she bleeds? idiot

That is because you are homo sex.

Had a threesome, 2 days ago.

this

everyone is like "a couple of days ago" pretending it's a standard here

Around March? It was spring break at my college. Girl went nuts randomly and we drifted. Last time we had sex it lasted from 1 in the afternoon to 6 and I got to try anal for the first time. So that was neat.

there's medication for that

Thursday

last night

May 2nd. Left town to work on the east coast, so I'll be balls deep in my girlfriend when I get back home come July.

Monday night

bout week and a half ago

Two weeks ago, in the missionary with the intent to procreate. No joke. This is the first time I can finally honestly say so.

Wife sucked me off this morning to wake me up.

knowing the date is sad as fuck, my god man pull yourself together