I'm drinking coffee & programming for the night

I'm drinking coffee & programming for the night.

What's Sup Forums up to / what's Sup Forums drinking?

I'm drinking sadness

On the chan drinking nothing.

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Whatchu drinking?

I'm just browsing Sup Forums in bed about to fall asleep.

Thinking about how not to be a tool. I do it a lot but I can't stop and it makes me depressed as fuck.

Coffee, but not just the regular run-off-the-mill-shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it.

Found the hipster

user, admit it
Normal coffee is good enough

Something to brag about would be a nice cold glass of rum and coke

not much drinking really sweet coffee

Hipsters like Pulp Fiction?

Is there a sign outside my house that says "dead nigger storage?"

had some coffee, now im modding GTA and dicking off for the most part.

Yes.

im drinking water

Drawing and drinking Arizona.
How are you, user?

But it's a good movie. I was taken to believe that Hipsters only like terrible things.....like VW Jettas

Videogames. Liquor. Just got off of work.

I love how after all those years, most people still get the reference :)

Anyway, I only drink more expensive coffee at home because I can afford it, kind of like a reward when I had a hard day at work. When I visit my mother's place or whenever I'm at work, I just drink whatever blend is available.

fuck u nick and/or piper
bless bfc

I'm drinking some Coke and browsing Sup Forums I do have some childhood stories to tell that I just remembered today. I can dump them if anyone is bored/interested

I'm retarded.

Meant to say watchu programming?

I thought you buy the more expensive stuff because bonnie buys shit.

I dont know if you're just trying very hard to get someone mad or if you're just young

the tears of the children

I'm on about my 3rd high life. Had double whiskey after work. I'm fucking 30. It's all downhill Sup Forumsros

Just at my job at the hospital.

Kraken rum on ice while grinding tomes on FFXIV. It's my bday and I have tomorrow off.

If they are interesting. No I don't want to hear stories about how daddy worked late and mom drank a glass of wine every night. But if your uncle fisted you with a RoboCop doll or peed on your eyes -something like that- sure.

Typical hipsterfag response

I'm 26 it was all downhill after middle school IMO. The only good part about being older is having money and booze.

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bretty good 5/5. Just solved a problem in my work that's been troubling me for a couple of days.

Writing a database / POS program for a fitness center. Currently writing a script to move the data from the old database to the new DB tables.

Um excuse me he actually liked that movie BEFORE it was cool.

Nothing depressing, I pre-wrote a lot of it so here's the intro and you can tell me if you want me to continue

Intro to Trinity Center (1/2)

>Be me 5 or 6 years old
>Religious parents want to send me to a church centered preschool
>Trinity Center for Children was the closest and cheapest option
>Get sent to this place and my dumb ass thought it would be normal
>I'm the man I am today because of this lawless wasteland
>Let me explain
>Teachers were complete idiots and did nothing but read magazines all day thinking we were little angels
>No joke a kid got punched in the face right next to them and the kid was never caught
>Whenever they did punish someone the max sentence was 30 mins in time out and that was only if you did something REALLY bad
>There was a "No Snitching" rule in place, so no one really got in trouble
>If you snitched all the boys would be in the right to kick your teeth in at any time
>Now all the kids split up into little clans, think Mad Max style
>Basically everyone could do what they wanted with no consequences
>I'll explain the general gist of the "clans" in the next post if you fuckers want me to continue

Embrace the fact that one day we will all return from the void from which we came. Oh sweet sweet nothingness.

>]
continue mate

One interested user is good enough for me

Intro to Trinity Center (2/2)

>The boys and girls were separate beings entirely
>The girls were basically the police state of Trinity Center (I'll abbreviate it with TC just for ease of typing)
>All of the girls (About 20-25) of them gathered together in one group and brought law to the wasteland if they were able to
>The "No Snitching" rule didn't apply to them so they had ultimate power but they were strangely fair with their verdicts
>If it was a small offense you would get your ass beat and released if you personally wronged the girls they would tell on you and then 5-30 minutes in the hole
>The hole being an office that was separated from the rest of the kids
>The boys traveled in packs of like 4 or 5 at the most, we had little fights here and there but we never got eachother into trouble
>If you had a problem with somebody you would kick their ass or get your ass kicked and be done with it
>I'll explain my gang, we were basically the A-team of this shit hole, if you wanted something done you went to us
>Me - The brains and charmer, The teachers loved me and I was the smartest of the four so I generally made the plans
>I also got us out of a lot of unnessesary trouble with the teachers and other gangs with my talking
> Chris - The tank, this kid was fucking huge, think Chunk from the goonies but he wasn't annoying as shit
>Chris never talked and he just liked hanging around us. We didn't give him shit for his size so I guess he felt comfortable around us
>Christian (or Chris 2) - The specialist, he was without a doubt the best fighter of the group in one on one engagements at least, he wasn't so good if he was outnumbered too heavily but he was a good intimidation factor
> Tony - The wild card, fucking Tony. I swear to god this kid was insane, if there was something we weren't sure was possible or ethical we had Tony do it. He didn't give a shit and he always succeeded. I love Tony
>Now the scene is set

Sounds like an episode of south park.

> Owned it on VHS back in the 90's
Still looking to give yourself a handjob?

drinking hot chocolate, but not regular chocolate, it's the expensive one, it's so concentrated that with less than one spoon teste awesome, but i'm rad so i put 3 spoon on my mug, and programming in arduino

>I'm drinking brackish stale coffee me mum made this morning watching an autist fail to program an arduino on YouTube.

*fixed

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It honestly is with the shit we got ourselves into

The First Fieldtrip (1/1)

>Every two weeks or so the teachers would load us up on a spare schoolbus and we would go to a location nearby
>They would pass us off to someone not capable of handling us and they would take off for a "break" from their "jobs"
>Like they literally sent us to a Wal-Mart one time and called it a Field Trip
>Today though we were all sent to a mansion where some famous historical figure lived, no idea who but our clan didn't give a shit
>Basic gist of it was that we were gonna go on a tour of the place then head home. 45 minutes in total and that wasn't ok in Tony's book
>For some reason the dude wanted to stay away from the "pre-school" for a while and he hatched a plan
>"Yo we should get someone to hide here so we can stay longer"
>No Tony that's fucking retarded where would you even hide?
>"I got this"
>Tony had this aparently and when the tourguide looked away Tony was fucking gone. My clan spotted him climb into a cupboard and he fucking gave us a thumbs up before he closed the door
>We finish the tour and we gather together for roll call
>There's no Tony

Not 1/1, there's a second part a nice fuck-up already

to be fair, your story makes me miss fallout New Vegas :(

chock full o nuts all day. best of the cheaper tin coffees imo

>Teacher's immiedately look at our group because they know he hangs out with us and with Broadway level "We dunno"'s they go off on a search for Tony.
>About half an hour later they come back and start asking questions and no one snitches. You know the rule
>Then they line us up and one by one they start interrogating us, luckily were at the back of the line so we have time to make a game plan
>Halfway through the line the teachers say "If you tell us where he is you get a "Get out of Jail Free" card
>Homeboy we can avoid a punishment if we snitch? Done and done.
>We've been here for about 2 hours and 45 minutes now when they finally interview my group. We've agreed that I'm gonna snitch because Tony likes me the best and I have the best chance of not getting my shit pushed in by this maniac.
>They interview my group all at once for some reason and I snitch. Within seconds Tony is dragged out of the cupboard and he gives us a look, a very distinct look
>"Which one of you fuckers snitched" is clearly written all over his face
>No one snitched on me snitching and I got away scott free while Tony had to sit in Time out for 30 minutes before he could come play with us again.
>Just another day in Trinity Center

Reading my quantum mechanics book and drinking mangosteen tea

So this is what STEM edgelords do with their time. I think I'll stick to saving the world, thank you.

Or should I say you're welcome?

I'm 25, killing a bottle of bourbon, eating kettle chips. My life could not be going any better rite now

Go be homosexual somewhere else

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Marie (1/3)
>Marie was a little french girl that came into the wasteland about halfway through my first year there
>She was super french, thick french accent and she wore a fucking beret wherever she went
>She introduced herself and played violin for us, I've never been sure why. Probably so her mom could show her off to the 50 little shitstains at this place
>Anyway Marie took a liking to me and developed a crush because that's how girls are
>Tony took a liking to her as well and told me straight up
>"Yo user, I want to hold hands with Marie"
>Oh shit, it's serious now
>Now me? I was in love with the game and had no time for these hoes
>Tony was loyal to me and while he was in love with Marie the dude still knew that the clan came before holding hands

Water. Just crawling into bed after studying all day for my modern algebra final tomorrow. Anyone else ever feel like giving up?

Yup. Then I just kept going and everything turned out great. Because I wasn't a faggot who quits when shit got hard.

Marie (2/3)

>This is another fieldtrip story, this time we headed to a fucking graveyard. No joke, they brought us to a graveyard for a field trip
>None of my clan had shown up by this point so it was just me and Marie playing
>You see we both loved Harry Potter and through that we became good friends and she got to hang out with her crush
>She was Hermione and I was Harry. We were having a grand ol time until Tony showed up out of the blue
>Turns out Tony had a dentist appointment and his mom was just late in dropping him off
>I've filled in Tony on how Harry Potter works before so he had a general gist of the story and he wanted to be Ron
>Tony's black by the way so you can imagine how funny this must look to an outsider
>Anyway we actually had a lot of fun. Tony and I were off fucking fighting enemy wizards or dementors or some shit while Marie is studying books and potions to help us defeat the big bad (I have no idea who the big bad is)
>All of a sudden Marie comes up to the two of us after a very heated battle with a giant snake
>"I'm sorry Harry"
>SHE FUCKING KILLS ME
>So you know "acting". I obviously die and on the way down to the ground I see the most betrayed look flash across Tony's face as he sees my corpse
>Dude flies into a rage and tackles Marie into a gravestone. TIPPING OVER THE GOD DAMN GRAVE
>Tony gets up and starts panicing before looking from me to her to the teachers who noticed the commotion and dude just books it
>Marie is crying as she gets up to run to the teachers
>I get up and "No snitching" flashes through my mind as I sprint after Tony. We are brothers to the end
>Eventually Tony gets caught and put in time out as the teachers question me as to why I ran from them
>"I was looking for you guys to tell you what happened and I just got lost. Sorry"
>Got off scott free

Culture shock I can assure you.

Or perhaps you're just butt hurt you chose a trivial major.

Lol. Thanks user. I needed that.

why do you gotta be such an asshole?

really crazy shit. Tony sounds pretty fucking awesome. too bad he keeps getting caught

Marie (3/3)
>This is another story of how Tony ruined the chances of him and Marie holding hands, strap in kiddos
>You see we had blocks at this "pre-school", but these blocks weren't ordinary blocks
>They were straight up blocks of pure wood. They were sanded down so we didn't get splinters but they weren't hollow inside
>These people gave 5-6 year old kids 2x4's to fucking build with and swing at eachother
>Anyway my clan was in this phase where we would build "death tracks" for our toy cars
>Basically we would create a huge ass track for it to go through and we would send the car down and then destroy part of the track
>So while the car was going through the track it would be falling apart around it. It was actually the coolest fucking thing ever
>Anyway it was just me and Tony today and we were almost done this awesome ass "Death Track" it had sick turns and everything
>Marie decided she wanted to play closer to us with this toy robotic dog because she liked looking at me or whatever
>Tony was cool with it because he was closer to holding Marie's hands than he was two minutes ago
>This robotic dog could move on it's own, play music, bark and it was honestly pretty cool. I'm guess it was like 40-50 bucks
>The dog walked under the death track while Marie wasn't paying attention just as Tony finished it up
>"user! Check this out!" Tony then starts the track
>Marie screams and I shout a dramatic "NO" as I see the robo-dog as well
>Tony is oblivious as the dog is fucking buried under the carnage and only realizes his mistake afterwards
>The car made it down the track so we silently celebrated that while we tried to dig the dog out of the rubble
>The head of the dog was shattered and separated from it's body
>She starts crying and snitches on Tony, I get off scot free because Marie wanted to hold my hand
>Tony got 10 minutes in the hole and Marie's hand went unheld
>The next saga goes more in depth with the blocks if anyone is still reading

Hello friend

I am writing scripts to process USD consumer price index and inflation data. I just drank one bottle of shiraz.

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The Blocks(1/2)

>I've explained the blocks so you know how stupidly dangerous this shit can be
>It was another day that I was separated from my group (Don't worry I'm saving the best stories where we're all together for later)
>There was this kid, for the sake of speed we'll just call him Block Kid or BK for short
>Now BK was a fucking artisan of these blocks, while my shitty little clan would be making "Death Tracks" or dumb towers this kid was making the Taj Mahal of safety hazard blocks
>One day I see him making a fortress and being the little shit I am I taunt him with a "I can knock down that fortress"
>"Ok try it user, see what happens"
>Wait, hold on, I can make a game out of this. How about we both make forts and try to knock eachother's fortresses down?
>"That sounds like a lot of fun. Let's do it"
>And thus we get to work. BK is making a bunch of walls and basically encasing himself in blocks. I on the other hand make a big frontal wall and give it supports so the damage will be lessened.
>We both get a shit ton of Soda Can sized blocks and start going to town on eachother's fortresses
>I see a weakpoint in his fortress and I aim for that the entire time, it was a small hole but if I hit it perfectly it would bring the whole fortress down on BK
>After about 20 minutes of heated battle I achieve my goal and hit the weak spot and just as I predicted his whole fortress comes down, on top of his legs and he starts screaming in pain
>I start freaking out because I think I broke this kids legs and I have no time to think up an excuse before I'm hauled into the office
>10 minutes in the hole and afterwards I never talk to BK ever again

The Blocks (2/2) part 1 of 2
>The clans finally all together for this story and it's a good one as we make our mark on TC for the future generations by inspiring a new rule
>You see before our "Death Track" days my clan would make these huge metropolises and put little action figures and toys in them to create scenes
>We would spend all day on this city and at the end of the day we would just fucking destroy it all because we had repressed rage and no way to get it out other than this
>Now this metropolis was probably our best one yet, I'm talking professional architect level quality here
>You see we had a block shelf where all the blocks were stored and at least three of our buildings were double the size of the block shelf
>My clan was barely taller than the block shelf
>We had to build stepping stones to continue working on this god damn masterpiece
>Our proudest achievement was that we gave a building a faux basement where we could actually fit underneath it and chill there to add little scenes
>It was nearing the end of the day though and Tony's mom just walked into TC to pick him up
>"WE GOTTA DESTROY IT.....NOW!"

I'm not sure if anyone is still reading but I don't like the idea of leaving this unfinished so I'll just post what I've prewritten so far

who can be bothered to read a novel like this, seriously

8 lines or less, you dumb fuck

drinking coffee out of my Harry Potter universal studios mug that has the marauder's map on it with heat activated foot prints on it, while getting salty on league.

The Blocks (2/2) conclusion
>Before we can say anything Tony set's the biggest catastrophe in motion, what he didn't know was that Christian, our specialist, was chilling in the underhang
>Chris and I start panicing as we start to dig Christian out, Tony fucking leaves like the savage he is and leaves us to deal with the problem
>We dig Christian out and the kid is fucking out. Tony actually knocked him out Cold. With some quick thinking we drag him into another room and wake him up
>"Wha- what happened? My head really hurts"
>Dude, you fell down the stairs are you alright?
>"Oh crap, thanks for helping me out"
>No problem, you wait here and just rest up buddy. We'll clean up and then hang out with you
>The plan went off without a hitch and no was any wiser until the next day when the Teacher's called a meeting
>Now a meeting only happens if a kid did something real bad and the teachers want to use him as an example for the rest of us
>It was pretty simple "Don't build any higher than the block shelf" and then they called my clan into the office
>FUCK, did Christian snitch?
>Nope, turns out we broke one of the shitty marble tiles underneath our metropolis and we apologized and went on our way
>We never touched the blocks ever again
>I'll tell you guys my favorite story next if you want me to continue

Love you too

spreading the good word of the crust and the crustaceans

> I clear the blocks, so how are you stupid ugly man
> This is all the more where I do not care, my hand (that was another day, I have a great story to the next, to the rest)
> Where speed and block B can be said for the kid or young child
> B now, my dirty little family "ring of death" or the negative attention apartment blocks Taj and severe security risk this guy Craftsman field
> I have a little fence and a day that saw all, "I will not be able to postpone the wall," he makes me
> "View instills the right to see what is going on,"
> Stay, stay, I can not carry out. And what both try to knock each other closet?
> "It's kind of fun. Give it"
> Now we come to work. B of the block walls and houses of significant pleasure. I on the other hand, a large part of the wall is one of the low cost and support.
> We were heading to another village tonnes cell waste soda can-sized blocks start
> I see a small hole in time, saw the wall weakpoint, but if I hit a good ground for the wall BK

Drinking natty ice cus im a poor wage cuck wishing i had bho

> Field Trip historical moment in the cemetery. No joke, they took us to walk in a cemetery
> It has been shown through, so it is easy to play my tribe
> Love you, and I became good friends, and Harry Potter have seen, they have broken
It was Hermione and Harry. We had some time Grand OL Tony blue
It was Tony is like a dentist and his mother was just out of a jam
We already wanted to Ron, Harry Potter, because history was full of such conclusions Tony work
Black see how Tony is funny idea
Anyway, I was actually very funny. My biggest bad beat (and I can not imagine that is bad and people), and learn about the book, Tony and I had a little fight with the enemy or the nurses, or the Dementors
Our two and then suddenly comes to me with martial heat giant snake
"Sorry, Harry,"
Damn killed me
You know that "work". Of course, I die, Tony's face betrayed how lightning could watch was dead
> Dudek in tackles my serious climate and transportation issues. Damn serious mistake
> Tony and got up and remember before panicing only book I found this opportunity today to play my teacher
My teachers fled nearly complaint
> Our minds, "and you say" see Tony and nations. You have until the end of his brother
> Tony the end is not the time teachers get, and I ran to ask them why
"Sorry, I know, you can imagine that I lost what I was looking for."
> You Scott Free

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nice trips.
also coffee. milk, no sugar.

> End of story better sign TC we will encourage the future generations come together in camp, new rules
> I could see a little action figures and these conventions in major cities for the games that were built before "way of death" our
> We, therefore you're upset, we will follow to remove them, then we have in the city, anger
> Architecture Professionals are better quality of our capital, I speak here
> Pressure see page three blocks of apartment block
> I rack block house high
We continue to work on the product balance demons
> We have found in the basement next to the challenge, we are truly proud of the success that was false to collect small pieces
Last fall, for a TC near Tony's mother
"We now ..... nothing!"

my frienderino is drinking a coke and I'm drinking horsecum.

hello

I'm drinking water and writting erotic stories that I am thinking about turning into ebooks and selling on amazon.

I'm drinking LIPTON ICE TEA and dreaming about pengu

Kek nobody is reading all this shit

>when I drink it I want to taste it.

Is that the same reason you swallow when you suck dick?

Ocean water

Playing Madden while drinking mtn dew

Rolling rock and programming.
Sup fella

Drinking new Belgium like a bitch.

I was tho, screenshotted it too so I could show a friend of mine

What are you programming, OP? Got a github repo for it?

I'm programming a parser for an interpreted language I'm writing up, and I'm drinking Whey Protein and Peanut Butter.

Listen to music, working on my CRF250R, and pretending that it's 2005 in my garage. God damn I wish I had a time machine!

No drinking for me, but dipping Skoal Wintergreen long cut.

Pic related kinda sorta, but not me and not my bike.

Drinking armagnac and enjoying having a day off tomorrow. Listening to some music (right now Sir Richard Bishop's "Elk with Jade Eyes"), and planning the menu I'm going to do for my mum's birthday next week. It's the first time I've had three solid days off in a row in... I think three years? So it'll be cool to be able to do something a little extra nice this time.

Laying in bed, thinking about my root canal tomorrow, thinking about fucking my wife, maybe I'll save my sperm for her sister or my sister instead. Depends on who comes over for the night to "hang".

No but it's on craigslist.

But what's on my mind right now, ain't what's in the coffee, Jules, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

drinking silk brand almond milk, eating triscuit crackers, smoking meth and staying up all night to study for my managerial accounting midterm on thursday.

>this niggera

Braap. Dip is necessary, user. Good to see I'm not the only one here with chest hair.

There we go!

Chocolate milk with whipped cream on top =P

THE FUCK NO FUCKING WAY

just blew out a hit of meth as i updated to see this response. pretty awesome.

cheers brother

That has already been taken care of ;)