Sup Sup Forums, prove you're not a nigger, I'll start. 43% of my groceries don't consistent of sugar and watermelon

Sup Sup Forums, prove you're not a nigger, I'll start. 43% of my groceries don't consistent of sugar and watermelon.

my skin is white

The only time the government pays me is my tax return

I raised my two children, and married their mother. They were planned

When my pants fall bellow my waist I put a belt on

I can read.

Koreans don't follow me around in liquor stores

I saw my dad on father's day

Kek
Also satanic trips

Sik dubs

Found the mullato

>my luxury car isn't over 5 y.o. with 200k miles
>when I drive you can't hear the bass on my car from blocks away
>I like Wayne Brady & will Smith movies

>will Smith
>liking them
Now i don't think you're even human.

Im korean and work in a liquor store. I follow around white people. Especially white girls

(OP)
>Someday I'm going to have a gated palace on this street. I will wait for my sand-people w/ak's to open said gate, and roll out into the petting zoo that is my hood. As my 97 Accra collects dust from my personal nature-tour I will laugh quietly as I remember there are people paying good money to see chimps in cages. "fools" I think, as I watch the trials of Darwinism on my doorstep. "it's all right here!"
However, I will not be distracted from my route to OP's house. It is there, that I will inform him that he is a huge faggot.

I have 84 hour work weeks
I legally own guns
I am faithful to my wife (pic related. Dat ass)
I hate anime
I can't dunk or play bass

Wait, so 43% of your groceries do consist sugar and watermelon? I don't care what race you are, that doesn't sound healthy.

I was pulled over for a rolling stop and all I got was a ticket

>government pay
>tax return
pick one, nigger

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>have job
>pay taxes
>never committed a crime
>know who my father is

Trayvon Martin & Michael Brown were both criminals.
Dude, let's go get some White Castle.
>white
>redneck

I'm not a nigger I have a small dick and hate grape kool aid