Reasons to kill self >25 >khv >obese >balding >tiny dick >shit hair >lumpy asymmetrical skull, so would look like fucking shit no matter what i try for hairstyle even shaved bald >enormous and WIDE nose those looks worse as i lose weight >no matter what i try i'll never be above 2.5/10 >no girl will fuck 2.5 of 10, even girls 0-4 will find desperate 4/10 betas to fuck so as well below 2.5/10 (less than 1/10 in all honesty) i stand literally NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER WITH ANY GIRL WHO EVER LIVED >arthritic joints >no fucking skills or talents whatsoever >whole body is fucking asymmetrical and fundamentally flawed, arthritic as shit >basically contructed of every human flaw available >no positive attributes whatsoever
Reasons not to kill self:
Tell me how to end it peacefully Sup Forums I'm fucking tired. I have no gun btw. Pic unrelated.
Camden Anderson
Find your inner spirit in the forests, live in a van down by the river and embrace futility.
Nicholas Cox
rape 10/10 girl to lose virginity kill self profit?
Jason Young
> Seeks wealthy supermodel with a good sense of humor
Lucas Ross
>literally acknowledged the exact reason why even have literally NO standards in OP
try harder next time, summerfag
Lucas Gutierrez
Yet your only 25..you need to find someone to get to know on a personal level possibly find a connection or at least take a gamble.
Jayden Cook
Or you could take that van, put a garden hose in the exhaust and suck that thing like it's going to give you your next top single hit.
Wyatt Robinson
You can still educate yourself or just better yourself. There are plenty of people who don't care what you look like out there, just find some sort of passion in your life. I know I seem like I'm being glib, but it's true. How do you spend your time?
Juan Murphy
Win the lottery. Being rich is an instant +9 modifier to anyone.
Or become a comedian and let the whole world laugh at you, maybe you'll pick up a few groupies.
Or go for some sort of super freaky circus look and try to bait some alt chicks...they'll be weird as fuck but it's still better than what you've got now.
You could also form a cult.
Parker Martin
Post a pic of yourself please
Jace Robinson
Just lose some weight you self absorbed prick
Isaiah Gutierrez
who in the fuck would do that? the answer is and always has been and always will be no one.
good idea, literally impossible. EVERYONE FUCKING CARES. THERE IS A BASAL LEVEL THAT 99.99% POPULATION IS OVER. I'M NOT. I'M BELOW THAT.
i'm already in a doctorate program OBVIOUSLY THAT WILL NEVER HELP ME GODDAMNIT. I'VE MAXED OUT EVERYTHING I CAN AND I'M FUCKING WORTHLESS STILL.
Wyatt Wood
This
Nolan Clark
OP have you seen "The Elephant Man?"
In the original screenplay, there was a lady who was obsessed with the idea of having sex with him just because he was ugly/unique/horrendous. She fucks him sort of against his will.
Women fuck their dogs, commonly. I think the difference between guys and dogs is that the dog is just an object, while the guy is a manipulator. We have to learn how they want and don't want to be manipulated.
Michael Anderson
Post pic of yourself. Also go to college for law, become a lawyer, get rich. You can buy pussy and SOME girl will be with you even if it's just for money (And that could turn into more) Plus you can get anything you really want OP.
In other words, DON'T DIE YOU NIGGER. YOU HAVE US.
Luis Bailey
losing weight means my looks stay equally shit, just in different ways. instead of being fat, i'll have insane loose skin. instead of having a double chin, i'll have a turkey neck and my nose will look even wider in comparison
there is literally nothing i can do to unfuck this shit.
Gabriel Hernandez
Get a goal in life bigger than yourself. Like join the military or something. Take orders from someone and be a pawn in a global game.
Benjamin Gomez
I know someone who would...your 25 you need to live your too young to just an hero who knows what the future holds. Let's see a pic op?
Josiah Morales
At least visit Eastern Europe once and pay for a prostitute before you go out. For christ sake, it's not even that expensive.
Joseph Kelly
Why not be a supervillain?
Charles Cox
dude you can fix some of that shit. there are people who look like you. just bang them. itllget better when you get older
Cooper Cox
find a passion in something that doesn't require moving. do some sciences or stuff
Wyatt Nelson
how do I plus 1 a comment?
It doesnt' seem to be working prperlo.
Lucas James
i must be uglier than he is. i am in college, already in a doctorate program. money will never fucking help me. period. nobody would. many have tried, then when they find out what i look like they all give up too. prostitutes have options too. i've tried prostitutes, they've turned me down. no i'm extraordinarily ugly i have for 25 years. i'm done now.
NOBODY IS FUCKING TELLING ME HOW TO END IT PEACEFULLY.
Christian Campbell
1. Lose weight 2.buy Rogaine 2 if your face is so fucked (which I don't believe) get plastic surgery eventually 4. Work hard and become sucessful with all these goals in mind 5. Quit whining and being depressed and shit it's actually more unattractive than your looks could ever be.
If you somehow reach 30 and still have nothing I'd be amazed
Lincoln Clark
Stephen Hawking has a wife and kids, think about that. Read and study boi.
Henry Allen
Don't end it peacefully if you're this angry. At least rape people and shoot up a coupla mcdicks or something you fat fuck
Lucas Price
Post pic at least let us see this trainwreck, only then can we help
Asher Stewart
Post pic of self, you have nothing to lose
James Morgan
Show us a picture of yourself
Gavin White
Sign up for all your only be dating shit to. You truly underestimate how desperate some bitches are
Brody Jackson
Even women don't go on as much about their looks as this. Girls are as shallow as guts but they judge on completely different things
Their priorities are
1 wealth or social status 2 confidence and assertiveness 3 probably height you have to be 3 or 4 inches taller than the girl you're after ideally
If you're rich (or have high social status) you can be as ugly as fuck and still have great looking women all over you if you make an effort
Jonathan Cox
Can we see a picture of you?
Kayden Phillips
POST PIC OP , WE CAN HELP
Robert Green
okay
i'm not angry, just frustrated nobody understands how fucking tortured my existence is. to be lonely every fucking day of your life despite working super fucking hard.
Evan Cooper
lol okay boys nothing more to see here, troll/10
Levi Green
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Colton Ortiz
AHAHAHA NOT EVEN THAT BAD You're such a fucking fag kill yourself, I was expecting sloth
Colton Mitchell
Not bad
Logan Johnson
but you probably shouldnt do it.
Samuel Nelson
not fucking trolling
Andrew Anderson
This, sage
Cooper Watson
Fuck what you look like user. Get swole and never look back. If the small size is the issue take pills, it's 2016, no one cares tbh
Juan Roberts
Trips says get wicked plastic surgery
Brayden Ramirez
Dude wtf. You look like my cousin. You aren't beyond saving
Austin Hall
Bitch I don't even want to help your self esteem but quit whining it isn't that serious lose some weight and I can tell by listening t this your personality is what's unattractive
Kevin Diaz
fucking do it already you disgusting faggot.
Jackson Phillips
Go to a local Walgreens and find the Benadryl and the Cough pills. Get them and then go somewhere where no one can check up on you for a while.
Down them all, and a bottle of liquor. Also, wear a blazer and dress pants/shoes for style points.
Good luck.
Jace Adams
LAME!!!!!!!
you built that up nigger
I was hoping for something a little more troll like.
you're a 3/10. go lift weights if you feel bad about your body. finish school and get some $$$ use $$$ to get plastic surgery if you really hate your face and nose.
then fuck bitches.
Or.....
do you have any medication laying around or anything??? you could always swallow a bunch of stuff and then fall asleep.
Colton Allen
top kek
Nicholas Ward
Your self esteem is your problem son. I was expecting the hunch back of notre Dame from the way you were talking.
Oliver Brown
>No one likes me bc I'm ugly, I'm tortured No one likes you because you're a whiny little bitch dude, I can see it in that expression. No one can help you but you. Get over yourself or kill yourself.
Mason Rivera
This is just funny because I look waaay worse than you and I'm engaged so that ant it
Jaxson Edwards
reply to my massage you twatfluffin
Wyatt Sanchez
Weren't you on here before? Look, don't be in the slums constantly with a toxic website. If you don't make a positive change, you will be stuck in a depressive loop.
Angel Miller
why are you complaining to us?
we don't care
no one does
i don't even know you, but i know enough to know i hate you
i can't imagine how much everyone who does know you must hate you
KILL YOURSELF
Ryan Thompson
the hunchback got to touch the gypsy girl. i never did
god i wish euthanasia was legal
Anthony Cox
I'll doot in your tooter
Alexander Cooper
Op. No one cares about yelling you how to end it peacefully because chan has said it 1000 times before. Just better yourself and know that you are not alone
Anthony Russell
Don't get your self esteem too high with all these white knight faggots, you're still 2/10, lose weight
Jayden Bailey
how is pic related? who is that O_o
Owen Perez
>urelated
Samuel Richardson
>that pale pink skin When's the last time you saw the sun
Xavier Phillips
Where are you from? You sound like somebody I know.
Lincoln Wood
Holy dick. I was expecting much worse. Get a decent haircut, shave and sleep. You are way better than 2/10 when you stop that whining.
Jonathan Hughes
Your face is fine nigga, drop a few lbs and you could be a solid 8, just stop being a whiny bitch
Oliver Gutierrez
How tall are you?
If you're tall, there's hope for you yet.
Zachary Sanchez
you look like haley joel osment
Bentley Jackson
You look depressed. This is why you can't have nice things.
James King
>22 in a month >unemployed >poor >not a single friend, not even online (not even sure how to make friends anymore) >no living family >5'5 manlet >chubby but body type that when skinny still look chubby >body hair like gorilla >6/10 looks 5/10 personality >balding like fuck >kissless virgin >20,000+ in debt from funeral cost
Evan Fisher
Write book about how much it sucks to be you make it funny write about most embarrassing awful moment ?????? Profit
The best looking girls are sluts anyway. You make money you can have the best looking whores. Some colllege bitches will fuck you just because you're a writer. Worked for bukowski
Joshua Rivera
1. Go outside 2. Stop being a Faggot 3. Lose weight and learn how to make money ??????????????????????? KYS
Matthew Lewis
Damn I have seen your posts with that same expression least 5 times if you were at all serious you wouldn't be sitting here being a bitch boi but here you are whining yet again. Grow a pair go to the $ tree get 2 boxes of benadryl and a bottle of nyquil.... Night pupper
Anthony Kelly
OP I know your feels, I was working two jobs to afford rent and I just quit one of them, I will probably lose my home in 3 months but oh well, at least I can enjoy what little "Me" time I have
Aaron Stewart
Dude, you seriously arent that bad. Lurk /fit/ more, get smarts, make money and find someone with a personality. Be yourself, talk to her, and you will win at life
Aaron Garcia
eat healthy exercise, fat goes away bee stings cure arthritis, have them sting you on the joints wear a hat or get skull implants
Christopher Mitchell
Agreed
Robert Stewart
youre crazy OP. i know way worse looking dudes with gfs. dont give up on life trust me
Ayden Thompson
There's more to life than sex.
Cooper Gomez
assavaged
Asher Baker
Yes, you will be above 2.5 if you lose some fucking weight and get in shape. If you are obese then your face stands to gain A LOT from you losing the excess fat. Start lifting weights and limit your calorie intake.
Carter Adams
you have 2 choices:
1. Be a whiny bitch who will remain a 3/10 2. Lose weight and become confident in yourself, instantly over 5/10.
choose wisely
Tyler Morris
Are you at least a psychopath?
Parker Bennett
and you said no talents? do you play guitar? i see that guitar. and seriously i wouldnt even consider you bad looking rofl. let me show you a pic of my literally retarded friend with a hot gf one sec
Carter Bailey
Man fuck you, the only thing is ugly is your self esteem
William Myers
You know who had fun? The zodiac killer
Lincoln Ortiz
I love me a pitty fuck every now and then, but no a relationship, there is hope OP
Lincoln Sanchez
...
Isaiah Green
Jesus, man
He's right, you should start serial killing.
Xavier Wood
Mix 6% sodium hypochlorite bleach with acetone. You can buy acetone at most hardware stores. Make sure you keep the mixture cool so you might want to add ice. When you add the acetone make sure you keep it only 1:50 of the amount of bleach so use a clear container to see how much there is. Let sit for 20 minutes. Now exhale it.
Carson Adams
>2.5/10 >Pic is a decent looking guy who is just beta
Un-betaify yourself son. Buy some nice clothes, lose a bit of weight, stop going to the salon and go to a barber for haircuts. Practice guitar to swoon the ladies, you got this you fucking depressed faggot.
Charles Gutierrez
Stop being a bitch work out lose weight acquire skills
Hudson Thomas
Literally retarded fat oaf of a friend with hot gf with huge ass. you have nothing to worry about OP
Luke Reed
Not even needing to lose weight. Just become friendly with some girl who isn't as super socially cool as you. Don't mention depression or anything sad or feeling sorry for yourself. Ever. Your looks are not near as bad as you say, OP
David Turner
Get over it faggot. At least you're not dying of some heart problem that doctors are failing to diagnose because of a history of anxiety that they instantly blame instead of looking into the actual problem.
Ian Mitchell
Clean bill of mental health but possibly slightly autistic
Surprised I'm not more fucked up with some of shit been through >gotten beaten to near death state by parents multiple times in hospital till moved out, not talking about punches and kicks I mean full blown why is your child's leg shatter as if from a sledgehammer (cops never got involved because bullshit stories I had to go along with) >watched pet of 7 years burnt alive in front of me because I put a dirty dish in sink (no shit) >kicked out of home at 14 forever because mothers bf of 3 weeks didn't like the way I looked
Childhood was more fucked then you would believe
Julian Walker
this thread should be titled "things i need to improve about myself"
except Sup Forums is full of LAZY faggots who blame all their LAZINESS on depression.
Carson Barnes
MY EYES
-10/10, put a mask on or something, jesus christ.
Oliver Reed
I STILL WANT TO KNOW HOW THE FUCKING PIC IS RELATED. WHO IS THAT PIECE OF ASS
Brandon Peterson
Most important thing is learning how to be happy with yourself. Two reasons, first, if you can't then why should she. Second, relationships involve a lot of support and if you can't be strong and support the relationship at times and expect her to bring all the positivity, your relationship will die