How do you stop ass sweat
How do you stop ass sweat
1. It's called swamp ass.
2. Kill yourself.
Who the fuck cares just give advice
I did give advice. I said kill yourself. 100% sure fire way to stop swamp ass.
You can't, dipshit. Unless you wanna shove a tampon up your whiny ass boipussi.
Have you tried deodorant?
Baby powder.
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but millennials know nothing about the power of baby powder
Baby powder will do but Gold Bond works even better. Shit's expensive but walmart and the dollar store have a knock off that's exactly the same. Feels good man.
also anti-perspirants
On my ass? How about not?
Manpons
Heard that you're not supposed to
Only wear sweat wicking material, which is a one-way moisture barrier. Sooner the wet gets out, the sooner it dries.
I've used baby powder but it doesn't help that much
No shit. See
Sorry forgot to add gold bond
If Gold Bond didn't work you've got some issues brah
I'm in Florida and my ass pretty much floods with sweat so it won't help alot
Just stop being a faggot and your ass will stop getting moist when you are around other men.
Ice cube in the pooper and Gold Bond.
kek
I prefer anti monkey butt powder. Comes in a yellow container and smells fantastic.
Prefer not to shove shit up my ass
Lose weight
Monkey Butt Powder for days dude
Never heard of this. Who sells it and what's it cost?
It's about $4 at Walmart
It isn't shit, it's frozen water, retard.
Why, is your faggot boyfriend turned off by all the leakage?
Thanks
>tfw I'm a millenial and I know about baby powder
fuck you grandpa
Sticking a cube in your ass yeah its water but it's a solid going in
Or you could just wash your ass with a rag every now and then. I know you honeys just like to rub a soapy hand up in there but you really need to scrub.
Don't live in Florida.
How would that make your ass stop sweating
It would still sweat but not get swampy because you washed all the old doo doo off there
My best advice would to be waxing your ass. I don't mean taking off the hair, just applying was on your ass daily to clog the pours. Good to go mane.
>honeys
Would semen work?
Nah, the sweat will make that shit drip down the back off your calf. It would look awful and smell like a silverback nigger. Stick to wax.
Wash ass daily already
Kek
Pull your undies up your ass crack like a wedgie but not as hard and it will soak up the ass sweat and when you get home squeeze them out
Try Under Armour Original Boxerjock 6 inch underwear.
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Here you go, OP.
Baby powder
True story btw
By not wearing pants that make it noticeable.
How ... fat are you guys?
Not fat just live in a really hot place
6'4 210 lbs. I look like I weigh 185. I have massive ass sweat, but it is not noticeable. Also, I don't shave my ass because I am not a faggot.
Honestly tempted to shave my ass
You are on Sup Forums posting in a thread about sweaty asses. You are a faggot by default.
But it didn't get my dick hard.
That sounds like a horrible idea.
How to stop them
Layer some toilet paper and stick it between your cheeks, or whatever area it is that oozes. Soaks up moisture and stank.
The All-Knowing Brown Eye witnesses you all and sends a blessing of cool, dry ass for all true believers!
Chuckled
I use a towel and a spare pair of boxers usually works