Give me your best fucking haikus you maggots

Give me your best fucking haikus you maggots

I will tell a joke
The funniest joke ever
Fuck, I'm out of space

Is it dumb I'm proud that I made that?

Single Silky Strand
I walk past; it's unnoticed
Wildly flailing

Dem puffy nipples
I love them so god damn much
Girl gimme dem puffs

Haikus should be deep
Instead they just confuse me
Refrigerator

Out with my grandpa
We are clubbing baby seals
it is lots of fun

I have a job installing Styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket

I do love Haiku
Of course, you do too, don't you?
I knew you do too

Because in the end
It doesnt really matter
I want to die

Orlando is fun
especiallyall the gay clubs
oops im shot

One Two Three Four Five
Syllables for the first line
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

*ahem. The third line requires FIVE syllables. Yours has four. Disqualified

Because in the end
It doesnt really matter
I just want to die

There

My name is Omar
I came to gay bar
I have an AR
Allahu-ackbar

too many jews here
but not enough zyklon ben
hitler we miss you

I like to jack off
To very gay men fucking
It brings me great joy

much better

I must appease god
My hands grip the controls tight
Allah-hu Ackbar

He is drinking bathroom cleaner
thats the wrong choice
should have drank the bleach

I'm Patrick Bateman
I point my finger this way
I then obtain dubs

OP is s fag
A god damn fucking faggot
He loves sucking cock

this morning was great
me just sipping my coffee
i don't want to work

I drive slowly
Past the local preschool
Yum, tasty children

Niggiest nigger
Faggiest faggot nigger
Niggiest faggot

The skies above weep
For my dear departed love
They will not for me

Hello I am op
Massive cocks fill up my ass
I will never stop

damn this shit is hard
counting sylables on hand
both hands on keyboard

The sun rises east
And yet OP is still here
Sucking like ten dicks

>only visited this thread to see if anyone posted this reference
i love you based user.

I am here on Sup Forums
Somedays I feel so lonely
Here I have company

I love you too for understanding the reference

Nigger niggers nig
Niggerdly nigger nigger
Nigger nig nigger

This very moment,
I reply to a faggot
He is called O P

...

Same, actually

That just might be the best gift I've ever received in my entire life

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Five more syllables

Here I was so close,
Triple repeating digits,
my face when an hero

fucked up the last line, okay time to an hero for real

Dude check out these dubs
I worked so hard to get them
Aren't you proud of me?

A haiku about waking up and getting out of bed

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO ,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

I am disappoint,
Son you shame your family,
check these you failure

>noy a haiku

Haiku is 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5syllables

My Name is Omar
I went to the gay bar to
Allahu Ackbar

Both of you suck balls
How have you not choked yet, fag?
Check out my dubs

You are projecting
You are megaturbofag
These dubs are for Trump

Twice the retarded
Always on the hunt for dick
But pussy still good

In another life
A frog surely was
Little pickle

Autism is sad
This kid is fucking stupid
Five Seven Five, fag

This is also the only one that is actually a haiku. People seem to forget you need to have a reference to the weather or plants or seasons or whatever. Everyone else in the thread has failed. Though I guess they at least made theirs up.

Not everybody
Writes haikus on daily basis
You fucking faggot

The wind blows softly
So does your mother in bed
Three-sixty no-scope

It isn't even close to a haiku you fucking retard not even correct number of syllables...

OP is a fag
He sucks so many big cocks
He does it for free

That's the joke, you fucking retarded manatee

Being able to
Count a really little bit
Isn't hard retard

actually that "haiku" applies to you too dumbshit, get back to us when/if you graduate high school

jokesonyouiwasonlypretendingtoberetarded,png

oh fuck you got me! it's such a shame i missed out on that hilarious joke

Thats not a haiku
You retarded manatee
Please go kill yourself

OP likes big cocks
His cock is too small to see
OP died of AIDS

No, go kill yourself
Op is massive faggot
Also nice dubs, chekt

This is my rifle
There are many like it but
This rifle is mine

see a falling leaf
death is life and life is death
finger in pussy

Your face when she cries
Your mom does, every night
Cuz her son is gay

Here I sit hammered
Shitposting as usual
Then I find meaning

So deep m8 thanks

JINGLE JINGLE DINGLE BELLS
FUCK MY TUSH TUSH BEAVER'S SWELLED
JINGLE JANGLE JUITHY OL' PUTH
YET STILL GRAM'S CANCER LINGERS

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DE
SU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
IDGAF NEGROID

Like em really big
Like em big in my anus
Sexy girl penis

Your syllable count is 5,6,5
A haiku is 3,5,3 or 5,7,5.
Count you syllables cuck

i sense a disturbance in the desu

no faggot every is 3 syllables i didnt say ev'ry you uneducated retarded sewer slime

long slithering snake

it's eating my face oh no!

It is poisonous.

pussy says thank you, sir

Your autism is
Off the fucking charts nigger
Post haiku or die

every is 2 syllables you dumb fuck.
Eve-ry or ev-ree
not ev-er-y

LOL GOOD ONE

I GIVE MY UPVOTE

two here versus one
enlightened men vs retard
die in a fire

ever hear of something called dialect fuck face?

I get what you mean
But you're not posting in haiku
You've missed the point

My face when summer
Trump better kill faggots too
Also check my dubs

OP asked for it.
I will give him a haiku.
You are a faggot.

i like to fuck girls
girls do not like to fuck me
this is why im sad

You got a nice butt
You also got a nice chest
Your face is okay too…
NO! SIX SYLLABLES! I screwed – OH, IT’S RUINED! GOD DAMNIT!

The haters gonna
Hate hate hate hate hate and the
Snowing on Mount Fuji

Noone believes you
You probably take black dick
It's okay me too

lol,,,xD

your gayness strengthens
There is only one cure now:
Try killing youself

Cancer cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer

>lol,,,xD
kill your self

Neckbeard is angry
Body pillow waifu will
Never be real girl

EY, YO
DIS NIGGA, DAT NIGGA
I DONT GIVE A FACK NIGGA
PUT A DICK IN MY ASS
GUESS WHAT YOU AINT GETTIN IT BACK

This site triggers me
Tumblr will destroy Sup Forums
Hillary will win

Neckbeard is angry
But you are the neckbeard
You'll never have gf

nah thats not bad
mines not even a haiku

8/10 concept
3/10 execution

You must be quiet!
Our lives depend on it dude!
Beta uprising!

Nigger nigger Nigger
Nigger nigger nigger nigger Nigger
Nigger nigger Nigger

Expecting haiku
Instead we all discover
OP's a faggot

Off by one, so close
Quints, 10 in 100 k
Too bad you suck bro

OP is a faggot
Also a dirty nigger
Fucker stole my bike

I will be quiet
To prevent beta faggots
And their uprisings

Not sure if cancer
Or epic bread underway
Shitposting anyway

Shitposting since 12
It is now 4, I'm weary
But more must be done