Give me your best fucking haikus you maggots
Give me your best fucking haikus you maggots
I will tell a joke
The funniest joke ever
Fuck, I'm out of space
Is it dumb I'm proud that I made that?
Single Silky Strand
I walk past; it's unnoticed
Wildly flailing
Dem puffy nipples
I love them so god damn much
Girl gimme dem puffs
Haikus should be deep
Instead they just confuse me
Refrigerator
Out with my grandpa
We are clubbing baby seals
it is lots of fun
I have a job installing Styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket
I do love Haiku
Of course, you do too, don't you?
I knew you do too
Because in the end
It doesnt really matter
I want to die
Orlando is fun
especiallyall the gay clubs
oops im shot
One Two Three Four Five
Syllables for the first line
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
*ahem. The third line requires FIVE syllables. Yours has four. Disqualified
Because in the end
It doesnt really matter
I just want to die
There
My name is Omar
I came to gay bar
I have an AR
Allahu-ackbar
too many jews here
but not enough zyklon ben
hitler we miss you
I like to jack off
To very gay men fucking
It brings me great joy
much better
I must appease god
My hands grip the controls tight
Allah-hu Ackbar
He is drinking bathroom cleaner
thats the wrong choice
should have drank the bleach
I'm Patrick Bateman
I point my finger this way
I then obtain dubs
OP is s fag
A god damn fucking faggot
He loves sucking cock
this morning was great
me just sipping my coffee
i don't want to work
I drive slowly
Past the local preschool
Yum, tasty children
Niggiest nigger
Faggiest faggot nigger
Niggiest faggot
The skies above weep
For my dear departed love
They will not for me
Hello I am op
Massive cocks fill up my ass
I will never stop
damn this shit is hard
counting sylables on hand
both hands on keyboard
The sun rises east
And yet OP is still here
Sucking like ten dicks
>only visited this thread to see if anyone posted this reference
i love you based user.
I am here on Sup Forums
Somedays I feel so lonely
Here I have company
I love you too for understanding the reference
Nigger niggers nig
Niggerdly nigger nigger
Nigger nig nigger
This very moment,
I reply to a faggot
He is called O P
...
Same, actually
That just might be the best gift I've ever received in my entire life
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Five more syllables
Here I was so close,
Triple repeating digits,
my face when an hero
fucked up the last line, okay time to an hero for real
Dude check out these dubs
I worked so hard to get them
Aren't you proud of me?
A haiku about waking up and getting out of bed
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO ,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
I am disappoint,
Son you shame your family,
check these you failure
>noy a haiku
Haiku is 5syllables, 7 syllables, 5syllables
My Name is Omar
I went to the gay bar to
Allahu Ackbar
Both of you suck balls
How have you not choked yet, fag?
Check out my dubs
You are projecting
You are megaturbofag
These dubs are for Trump
Twice the retarded
Always on the hunt for dick
But pussy still good
In another life
A frog surely was
Little pickle
Autism is sad
This kid is fucking stupid
Five Seven Five, fag
This is also the only one that is actually a haiku. People seem to forget you need to have a reference to the weather or plants or seasons or whatever. Everyone else in the thread has failed. Though I guess they at least made theirs up.
Not everybody
Writes haikus on daily basis
You fucking faggot
The wind blows softly
So does your mother in bed
Three-sixty no-scope
It isn't even close to a haiku you fucking retard not even correct number of syllables...
OP is a fag
He sucks so many big cocks
He does it for free
That's the joke, you fucking retarded manatee
Being able to
Count a really little bit
Isn't hard retard
actually that "haiku" applies to you too dumbshit, get back to us when/if you graduate high school
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oh fuck you got me! it's such a shame i missed out on that hilarious joke
Thats not a haiku
You retarded manatee
Please go kill yourself
OP likes big cocks
His cock is too small to see
OP died of AIDS
No, go kill yourself
Op is massive faggot
Also nice dubs, chekt
This is my rifle
There are many like it but
This rifle is mine
see a falling leaf
death is life and life is death
finger in pussy
Your face when she cries
Your mom does, every night
Cuz her son is gay
Here I sit hammered
Shitposting as usual
Then I find meaning
So deep m8 thanks
JINGLE JINGLE DINGLE BELLS
FUCK MY TUSH TUSH BEAVER'S SWELLED
JINGLE JANGLE JUITHY OL' PUTH
YET STILL GRAM'S CANCER LINGERS
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE DE
SU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
IDGAF NEGROID
Like em really big
Like em big in my anus
Sexy girl penis
Your syllable count is 5,6,5
A haiku is 3,5,3 or 5,7,5.
Count you syllables cuck
i sense a disturbance in the desu
no faggot every is 3 syllables i didnt say ev'ry you uneducated retarded sewer slime
long slithering snake
it's eating my face oh no!
It is poisonous.
pussy says thank you, sir
Your autism is
Off the fucking charts nigger
Post haiku or die
every is 2 syllables you dumb fuck.
Eve-ry or ev-ree
not ev-er-y
LOL GOOD ONE
I GIVE MY UPVOTE
two here versus one
enlightened men vs retard
die in a fire
ever hear of something called dialect fuck face?
I get what you mean
But you're not posting in haiku
You've missed the point
My face when summer
Trump better kill faggots too
Also check my dubs
OP asked for it.
I will give him a haiku.
You are a faggot.
i like to fuck girls
girls do not like to fuck me
this is why im sad
You got a nice butt
You also got a nice chest
Your face is okay too…
NO! SIX SYLLABLES! I screwed – OH, IT’S RUINED! GOD DAMNIT!
The haters gonna
Hate hate hate hate hate and the
Snowing on Mount Fuji
Noone believes you
You probably take black dick
It's okay me too
lol,,,xD
your gayness strengthens
There is only one cure now:
Try killing youself
Cancer cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer
Cancer cancer cancer
>lol,,,xD
kill your self
Neckbeard is angry
Body pillow waifu will
Never be real girl
EY, YO
DIS NIGGA, DAT NIGGA
I DONT GIVE A FACK NIGGA
PUT A DICK IN MY ASS
GUESS WHAT YOU AINT GETTIN IT BACK
This site triggers me
Tumblr will destroy Sup Forums
Hillary will win
Neckbeard is angry
But you are the neckbeard
You'll never have gf
nah thats not bad
mines not even a haiku
8/10 concept
3/10 execution
You must be quiet!
Our lives depend on it dude!
Beta uprising!
Nigger nigger Nigger
Nigger nigger nigger nigger Nigger
Nigger nigger Nigger
Expecting haiku
Instead we all discover
OP's a faggot
Off by one, so close
Quints, 10 in 100 k
Too bad you suck bro
OP is a faggot
Also a dirty nigger
Fucker stole my bike
I will be quiet
To prevent beta faggots
And their uprisings
Not sure if cancer
Or epic bread underway
Shitposting anyway
Shitposting since 12
It is now 4, I'm weary
But more must be done