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Boxing day hangover edition

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Morning benders

might do an ol' hatpost later

araca

Lower back hurts so much

the gf

>he didn't alternative between alcoholic beverages and glasses of water

loool how irresponsible!

>might do an ol' hatpost later

i unironically have no attraction to this whatsoever

whens the footy ffs

Poof

ur gay

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>people have nothing better to do than go shopping today

Literally Why? These fucking peasants spend all year scrounging their money together and taking out loans all for Christmas day, then the next day they spend even more money.
I feel sorry for the workers. Christmas day is nothing more than a glorified day off, of which they don't even get to fully enjoy because they have to go to bed at 9pm because they have to go to work at 5am for the sales

Same, that shaking their arse thing isn't attractive

zoophilists

Because they're rasheeds

How bout now?

nob goes in fanny

astute observation, dickhead

i just meant the black woman. my attraction to twerking depends on my mood

heyy x

>taking out loans for Christmas Day

People do this?

>zoophilists

Feel sorry for the poor footballers having to work today

Even worse. Twerking is trashy.

been at family and relatives day after day I've stumbled into day 5 of nofap

might carry on

probably the short-term loans like wonga and what have you

working today

NOT happy about it

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>wank after nofap
>cum is so thick it hurts

she's not very good at it. it doesn't flow when and her movements are too sharp like as if a robot were doing it

Utter bullshit

Awful, why is she doing that?

had a cum today but it wasn't very satisfying. might try to not go again until 2017 see if it feels any better

DISCUSTIN

It makes the willy of non-benders erect

>let me tell you about your wanks

It's true m8, for me after nofap I cum buckets

>Dr. Who

Literally the single most reddit thing I can imagine.

I love mgmt

so ugly only blacks who are desperate for a blonde white gf could like her

Met a 45 year old woman yesterday and she was literally teasing me with her cleavage, I just wanted to grab them and stick my dick between them. She was literally teasing me with her boobs, crazy

I'm a non bender and it does nothing for me. Not an arse person mind you

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on

benders

>was left wondering what was in this for her

Is riding the cock of a man many women fantasise about not enough?

erm what happened?

Who slept on a shitty blow up bed here?

Jesus Cunting Christ I've had this fucking diamond erection for 20 minutes now and it's shown no sign of softening up.

My morning wood is genuinely insane, it just wont go down unless I chop it down like a lumberjack. It's actually fucking annoying, I don't enjoy wanking anymore, it's a fucking chore more than anything.

Sigh... /nofap2017/ is not going to be easy.

>this is who my daughter will idolize growing up

who /sonorabortion/ here?

>i lie on the internet to try and impress people i will never know

Spunk doesn't become so thick it hurts just because you don't wank for a while, you lying paki rat

crazy

>calling st stephens day boxing day

lokt

Nothing but she gave me her number

You did

>It's an accuse each other of being gay episode
Bit gay

>people will be impressed by the thickness of my cum

What are you on about m80

Stop lying, your mother will be fucking ashamed.

elaborate a bit you melt, were you at a pub? what did she say?

Gas the taigs race war now

Doing a nofap and then jizzing buckets on your gf's face is one of the best experiences

REalistically how much would I need saved up if I just wanted to piss about central Europe for a month or two and visit places like Hungary, Czech Republic, Austria, etc.

Genuinely not lying

crazy just crazy

last christmas hehe

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH SO FUCKIGN FUNNNNY HJOW ID YOU THINK OF THATY ONE SO ORINGIAL HASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU FUCKING COMEDIAN HAHAHAHA

You are. No one likes a lying paki. So stop it.

show some fucking respect

unironically came really close ot going to a brothel last night lads haha

at least 3 months worth with 2L a day

I know ;_;

No, she came to my house with my friend after xmas dinner. We were having a casual chat about Christmas and she was twirling her hair and pushing her tits together, and she was wearing a revealing blouse. I got the feeling that she was newly single and looking for sex, but I have a gf and it was the only thing stopping me.

not me i got a new VERY nice bed a month ago

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>but I have a gf
if she wouldn't have found out and you wouldn't have contracted anything then no harm done

>poo smells a bit like turkey

hmm

I'm just a loyal guy, never cheated on a girl.

wow George Michael was really called Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou his father was a Cypriot Greek

haven't even opened me presents yet

Really want a mommy gf badly, teach me your ways.

mine is more like india

>Protein hype: shoppers flushing money down the toilet, say experts

gymlets btfo

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>Please don't put no Coke in my cognac
Rudeboy, suck your mum, I ain't on that

What did Stormzy meant by this?

wow!

the key to a long lasting relationship is discreet refreshing experiences on the side

Sack of spuds and a wife beater, you short arsed IRA bogtrotting terrorist cunt?

just bought some bitcoin if you know what I mean ;^)

meant he was likely a black nigger

easily the worst lyricist of our generation

Just go to one of those nightclubs where it's mostly 30+ people and you'll pick one up soon enough

They mean the people who buy supplements and then don't put the effort in or do anything different, and expect results

he would prefer to drink his cognac straight

Please. No one cares about this talentless angry nigger.

Grime is a meme.

umm your post made me feel bad :(

no

>mommy

Why are you spelling it like a yank?

enjoy your later sexual frustration and regret

People who get money for Christmas will spend it at some point, might as well be during a sale

>all my m8s are aging and are getting forehead and cheeck/mouth wrinkles
>I still look young thanks to GOAT genetics + skincare regiment

Ah yes, spectacular, just as planned

i love you lads :)