Boxing day hangover edition
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Morning benders
might do an ol' hatpost later
araca
Lower back hurts so much
the gf
>he didn't alternative between alcoholic beverages and glasses of water
loool how irresponsible!
>might do an ol' hatpost later
i unironically have no attraction to this whatsoever
whens the footy ffs
Poof
ur gay
>480x270
>webm
>people have nothing better to do than go shopping today
Literally Why? These fucking peasants spend all year scrounging their money together and taking out loans all for Christmas day, then the next day they spend even more money.
I feel sorry for the workers. Christmas day is nothing more than a glorified day off, of which they don't even get to fully enjoy because they have to go to bed at 9pm because they have to go to work at 5am for the sales
Same, that shaking their arse thing isn't attractive
zoophilists
Because they're rasheeds
How bout now?
nob goes in fanny
astute observation, dickhead
i just meant the black woman. my attraction to twerking depends on my mood
heyy x
>taking out loans for Christmas Day
People do this?
>zoophilists
Feel sorry for the poor footballers having to work today
Even worse. Twerking is trashy.
been at family and relatives day after day I've stumbled into day 5 of nofap
might carry on
probably the short-term loans like wonga and what have you
working today
NOT happy about it
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>wank after nofap
>cum is so thick it hurts
she's not very good at it. it doesn't flow when and her movements are too sharp like as if a robot were doing it
Utter bullshit
Awful, why is she doing that?
had a cum today but it wasn't very satisfying. might try to not go again until 2017 see if it feels any better
DISCUSTIN
It makes the willy of non-benders erect
>let me tell you about your wanks
It's true m8, for me after nofap I cum buckets
>Dr. Who
Literally the single most reddit thing I can imagine.
I love mgmt
so ugly only blacks who are desperate for a blonde white gf could like her
Met a 45 year old woman yesterday and she was literally teasing me with her cleavage, I just wanted to grab them and stick my dick between them. She was literally teasing me with her boobs, crazy
I'm a non bender and it does nothing for me. Not an arse person mind you
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on
benders
>was left wondering what was in this for her
Is riding the cock of a man many women fantasise about not enough?
erm what happened?
Who slept on a shitty blow up bed here?
Jesus Cunting Christ I've had this fucking diamond erection for 20 minutes now and it's shown no sign of softening up.
My morning wood is genuinely insane, it just wont go down unless I chop it down like a lumberjack. It's actually fucking annoying, I don't enjoy wanking anymore, it's a fucking chore more than anything.
Sigh... /nofap2017/ is not going to be easy.
>this is who my daughter will idolize growing up
who /sonorabortion/ here?
>i lie on the internet to try and impress people i will never know
Spunk doesn't become so thick it hurts just because you don't wank for a while, you lying paki rat
crazy
>calling st stephens day boxing day
lokt
Nothing but she gave me her number
You did
>It's an accuse each other of being gay episode
Bit gay
>people will be impressed by the thickness of my cum
What are you on about m80
Stop lying, your mother will be fucking ashamed.
elaborate a bit you melt, were you at a pub? what did she say?
Gas the taigs race war now
Doing a nofap and then jizzing buckets on your gf's face is one of the best experiences
REalistically how much would I need saved up if I just wanted to piss about central Europe for a month or two and visit places like Hungary, Czech Republic, Austria, etc.
Genuinely not lying
crazy just crazy
last christmas hehe
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH SO FUCKIGN FUNNNNY HJOW ID YOU THINK OF THATY ONE SO ORINGIAL HASHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU FUCKING COMEDIAN HAHAHAHA
You are. No one likes a lying paki. So stop it.
show some fucking respect
unironically came really close ot going to a brothel last night lads haha
at least 3 months worth with 2L a day
I know ;_;
No, she came to my house with my friend after xmas dinner. We were having a casual chat about Christmas and she was twirling her hair and pushing her tits together, and she was wearing a revealing blouse. I got the feeling that she was newly single and looking for sex, but I have a gf and it was the only thing stopping me.
not me i got a new VERY nice bed a month ago
...
>but I have a gf
if she wouldn't have found out and you wouldn't have contracted anything then no harm done
>poo smells a bit like turkey
hmm
I'm just a loyal guy, never cheated on a girl.
wow George Michael was really called Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou his father was a Cypriot Greek
haven't even opened me presents yet
Really want a mommy gf badly, teach me your ways.
mine is more like india
>Protein hype: shoppers flushing money down the toilet, say experts
gymlets btfo
youtube.com
>Please don't put no Coke in my cognac
Rudeboy, suck your mum, I ain't on that
What did Stormzy meant by this?
wow!
the key to a long lasting relationship is discreet refreshing experiences on the side
Sack of spuds and a wife beater, you short arsed IRA bogtrotting terrorist cunt?
just bought some bitcoin if you know what I mean ;^)
meant he was likely a black nigger
easily the worst lyricist of our generation
Just go to one of those nightclubs where it's mostly 30+ people and you'll pick one up soon enough
They mean the people who buy supplements and then don't put the effort in or do anything different, and expect results
he would prefer to drink his cognac straight
Please. No one cares about this talentless angry nigger.
Grime is a meme.
umm your post made me feel bad :(
no
>mommy
Why are you spelling it like a yank?
enjoy your later sexual frustration and regret
People who get money for Christmas will spend it at some point, might as well be during a sale
>all my m8s are aging and are getting forehead and cheeck/mouth wrinkles
>I still look young thanks to GOAT genetics + skincare regiment
Ah yes, spectacular, just as planned
i love you lads :)