Tfw you remember something embarrassing you did when you were a little kid

>tfw you remember something embarrassing you did when you were a little kid

I often think about my autistic fuck wit past self and cringe

Threw up on myself first day at a new school (4th grade)

Got excused to the bathroom to clean myself up and on the way threw up again in front of a whole class on their way to PE or some shit

Best day ever

During math class once I thought I had to belch so I excused myself to use the bathroom. On my way to the bathroom I belched really loud in the hallway and started to up chuck. My ex-besty's boyfriend was in the classroom by me and saw everything.

mfw

Ooh, I'm gonna take that picture and use it to write some shitty creepypasta with a basic premise that's been beaten to death

As a kid i knew a kid who would pull his pants down to use the urinal
>being 5th grade and me being the cringy asshat i was ...
I started to wait until he went to the bathroom then push him into the urinal

>buy old vhs tape at garage sale
>THOMAS STARTS CRYING AND BLOOD
>GO BACK TO GARAGE SALE BUT WHO WAS GARAGE SALE

>tfw you look through your old comments on forums and on Youtube that you wrote when you were 10-14 years old

Jesus...

>Be Thomas the Tank Engine
>The Fat Conductor climbs into the smoke stock
>"What are you doing?" asks Thomas
>"Oi, I need to shag!"
>The conductor was drunk
>Thomas tried to blow out the conductor
>The conductor was too fat
>Conductor somehow jerking off as Thomas blows harder
>Conductor explodes into blood and cum both in and outside of Thomas

>Be 5
>At daycare, counselor playing Pokémon cards with a kid
>He pulls out a charizard
>I can't control myself, gasp and say whoa charizard...
>He turns around in cool nigger style and says MAN, TCH, then immediately ends the game
>At least 14 other kids were around the table and watching like it was the superbowl

I'M SO SORRY LJ

I'M SO SORRY

Bump for stories

>Buy old Thomas video game at pedophiles's garage sale
>It's an .exe game on a flash drive
>Pic related happens, along with screaming and a demonic voice
>Power goes out and I'm totes spooked
>Family is missing, blood everywhere
>There is only Creepy Thomas, who speaks to me
>Some edgy twist ending where "urr hurr I am de evul insied of yuo all along"

>be me 15
>big brother has a gf who has a younger cousin my age
>Big brother was the king of highschool all-around likable guy.
>always wanted to hang out with him to feel older and cool
>one day they set up a day for us for to hang out
>big bro is trying to hook me up with this cute 13 year old slutty chick
>be riding in the car with them feeling super cool
>had my arm around girl, cracking lame jokes
>stole a few kisses from her too
>topic comes up about sex
>Big bro is making a joke about getting you red wings from eating a girl out on her period
>i lean up
>look at his gf and my date
>"gee that must be a crazy experience? whats it like to have a period, what was it like when you guys had your first periods? "
>crickets chirp
>older bro looks back
>" uh, yea man, girls dont really like to talk about that stuff "
>felt stupid for aminute
>then kept trying to get kisses and boobgrabs from this girl that i have now disgusted

FUCKING GOD I CRINGE SO FUCKING HARD WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT
somenbodykillmepls

That could have been a good conversation and a segway into talking about other things, fuck those faggots and fuck your brother for being the biggest faggot.

I see what you are saying, but the way I went abut it was sooooo fucking uncool, and totally unsheathed just how immature i was at the time, which totally turned off my date.

>be 14
>going to beach with college
>groping the whore of the class because no gf
>8 dudes doing the same
>old dude told me to fuck off
>tell him to fuck off
>he punches me in the face
>one tooth
>dude kicks me in the stomach while lying in the floor
>people look at me with disgust
>everybody goes away
>i go to take a drink because my mouth hurts.
>nobody talks to me for like one month

I'm a shameful disgrace.
I have another tales about my autistic life.

Just goes to show how people will turn on you for not saying something with confidence or with the proper "cool guy" voice inflection.

Thought a vibrator wand was a massage thing.


I put it everywhere... Everywhere...

Wait why were you singled out if 8 other guys were doing the same thing? And what a cranky old bastard assaulting a child because of something he started.

I remember wanting to hang out with the older crowd so bad when i was that age.

But even though i argued the point at that age everyone was right, you really arent able to hang with 18 years olds and have anything to contribute to conversation or anything to relate to.

I know this because im almost 30 now and when young people around the age of 19-23 try to hang around me I feel miles away from them, like im on another level.

One day im going to have to try and tell my own kids this when they get that age.

Ole' well.

I had scatolia as a toddler.

I still remember it.

I wanna die.

The old dude was like 16-18
Maybe he wanted to look alpha or something like that.
Anyway i didn't have many friends because i wasn't cool or handsome and i didn't have money.

I had two cousins that did this when they were toddlers.

Always weirded me out to find them sleeping in feces and pee that they smeared all around in the middle of the night..

>implying kids and young teens aren't cringy and awkward in general and that's what makes them kids and young teens in the first place.

way to go and make a meme out of everything you late teen faggots.

It's called escapism you retard.

>escapism

you have absolutely no clue what that word means, do you?

no hes right, its escapism, it makes you feel like you have improved, and aweful stuff has been left behind in time.

its bitter sweet escapism.

>the tendency to seek distraction and relief from unpleasant realities, especially by seeking entertainment or engaging in fantasy.

Sup Forums is how I seek fantasy and entertainment.

Yeah, I think you mean Cathartic. It's Cathartic.

i think you mean catholic

It depends. Sometimes it's cathartic other times it helps me to escape reality. Some days I get more spacey than others.

>be 14
>Doing math shit on computer
>A question comes up and your fellow peers get to see your response
>I quickly make another account and log in as Adolf Hitler
>I then write in "Gas The Jews"
>1 minute later I hear somebody say oh my god
>they starts yelling and shit then everybody looks at me
>Redder than a fucking tomato
>"It has to be user"
>I try to say no but nothing comes out
>spaghetti is now falling out from everyone hole
>then the most popular girl says "Oh it can't be user"
>heart is pounding like crazy but I eventually simmer down
>to this day no one knows it was me

not catatonic?

I wish I was in a catatonic state

Holy shit dude what a fucking close call

Bless me sky faggot, for I dun goof'd

God is for plebs

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