Tfw your dick is longer than 9 inches

>tfw your dick is longer than 9 inches

9inch is like 30cm... fucking kido

ttw you have the standard 6 inch penis

Yes well look at his dick

God damn Mike's got a huge dick

More like 23cm..

What would you even do with that much dick? Real vaginas arent just limitless holes you can stuff enormous dicks in like in hentai.

Kek

my girlfriend is 5'4 and if i gave her a 9 inch cock she'd die

Mike's is 10" dear god

>10" fully erect

lol I bet it's teeny weeny when it's not.

doesnt seem like it

I'd be posting that all over facebook and other social media too.

At some point it just has to be too big you know?

i would agree that his dick is too big

What if James is hiding a massive foot long penis in his pants the whole time?

well we have pictures of Mikes

Feel bad for the guy, my dick is only 7.9 inches and I can rarely ever find a girl who can take the whole thing

yeah 10.2 is just insane

Only on Sup Forums youll find people groveling over a nerd who has a 10 inch dick.

but dude it's a MASSIVE MOTHERFUCKING COCK

That's what I was thinking. Just a few hours ago, I was talking to someone about how girls can't measure for shit. Took my tape measurer and went to 9 inches. That shit is long as fuck, how a girl could ever claim her partner us 9 inches us beyond me. Dunno how a dude can even go over 6 inches in without hurting a bitch

Mike Matei must always smash the cervix

He's big

Even if that shit is real. He's still an ugly dumb autistic nerd.

just like in my mangas

I have a philosopher's dick !