Newfag here, what's the deal with spaghetti?

Newfag here, what's the deal with spaghetti?

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It's a healthy, delicious meal. Too much can cause weight gain, so try using whole wheat noodles in place of regular noodles.

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it's fucking disgusting, don't try it. and certainly not put those white shit on it. ugh, i have to puke now from just looking at it.

I'm cracking up but I meant the whole spaghetti falling out of your pocket ordeal

Spaghetti are Spagetti you poor fuck, what the hell noodles have to do with them?

My palms get sweaty

lurk moar

Technically they are "spaghetti noodles"

been lurking for a while now but I still have no clue what it means

pls help

Means you did something fucking autistic and/or retarded.

I.e. fisrlt bumping a cashier who is trying to give you change. Or when a cashier says "Have fun" you respond with "You too".

Or typing fisrlt when you meant to type fist

Appreciate it mate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti

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pic related

Not copypasta. I just didn't really have an appropriate image. I had to come and tell you guys this. Well, after the fapping.
Right, so, my brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests.
So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

I can tolerate subject related shitposts but you should kill yourself

He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch.

Be an hero, faggot.
I'm getting paid to sit here and post copypastas.