Who can put the best words to this image?

Who can put the best words to this image?

I'll start

"We found love in a hopeless place"

Uh? No. Gay and booooring thread OP, i hope you die of a tumor like hers.

Sage.

Looks like it tried to deep fry some purple drank

what the fuck am i looking at

'The Phantom of the Opera' - alternate ending.

Rather 'there's no love for such a face'

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Local slut uses retards face as colour match for shitty lipstick

>wait for that Calvin Harris drop

kek

"don't worry mama,we will fix it in photo shop"

Shouldn't have road shotgun while my girlfriend drove south through Arizona.

"If looks could kiiiiiiiiiilLL"

looks like a port wine birthmark to me
those things can get really gnarly as you age

"make up gone wrong"

The one eyed purple people eater preparing it's dinner.

Plrbtflershpbffffffft

Lipstick doesn't quite match yet...

Son you being a tranny gave me cancer

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A$AP YAMS IS ALIVE?

splatoon

We finally broke the spell and grimmus is now human again