The most hypocrite country in the world

The most hypocrite country in the world.
United States of America, where you can;

>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
>Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President
>Where you get your dick mutilated even though you not Jewish or Muslim
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down

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God Bless Murica

America can easily be removed,Israel owns them,

It's our right being a retard nation
>Land of Freedom

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So this list is mostly incorrect, good bait

Hey, in some states you can own a tank

Nah, actually is accurate

sauce on image?

Nah only 1/3 is even close to accurate, but good post op.
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>where fireworks are illegal
Actually, here in Michigan, fireworks AND flamethrowers are legal. Hell, you could probably light your fireworks with a flamethrower if you wanted to!

i think you can i both know that while america is indeed a laughing stock across the globe, it's also nowhere near as bad as you say it is.

the extreme things you mention, and the age limits on things, those are set at a STATE level, so its not like its a federal law, and the figures on obesity are also exaggerated.

i'm not american btw, i just wanted to point out that you're being a facetious cunt.

The age of consent in most states is 16. Only in a handful of states is it 18. You can carry alcohol in public, drinking it and getting intoxicated in public is another issue. The legality of fireworks varies by state.

yeah, but it was only a little while ago that they were completely legalized....used to buy airborne fireworks "under the table" ten miles from my house, lol

You're not wrong user.

Having a bunch of state laws like this is pretty stupid too, you know

How?

How embarrassing.

In ohio theres a law that says that a police officer can bite a dog if he thinks it will calm it.... really useful law

I used to do that to my moms rowdy dog. Bit his fucking ear, and the little shit would calm down.

>dating a 16 years old in a state where its legal
>move somewhere else with different age of consent
>suddenly you are committing a crime

There are many situations like this, which is why most countries do not have so many state laws

In quitman, georgia is ilegal for chickens to cross the road.....

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>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
learning to drive at 15 makes safer drivers by eliminating the reckless at a young age
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
the country needs teen pornstars, not teen alcoholics
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
carrying a gun in public will result in a false arrest, carrying a bottle of liquor will result in your murder when a hobo fights you for it
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
kek
>soldiers sent to poor countries
not even once
>scare innocents
muslims arent innocent
>police
drive around beating the innocent, abusing power, getting sexual favors and eating donuts; real heroes
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
thats the church basically saying fuck you
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for President
>Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President
anyone can run for president retard

Im pretty sure the crime is prosecuted where the action takes place.
>date 16
>move to different state
>dont fuck 16 in new state
Also it isnt like a 16 year old is moving with you, use your head.

Good
Is that really bothering you user?

Nah, you didn't get him.

Of course, i want my chickens on the road because 'Merica

I hate biting on bait posts/ threads....

but what the fuck is this?
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
I've been in America since i was little and been to countless restaurants. ... I have no idea what you mean by fried butter... unless that is something that is outside the east coast..

I wont comment on the rest of the bait though, it's stupid and very eurofaggion (even though my family and me were born there, still over faggion even for me)

>Doesn't know the fried butter
You have to go back, you'll never be an American

Well hot damn, dont be coming to me than we they gets hit.

Nah buddy we own Israel, the entire world as a matter of fact. Sure we have the biggest debt, but we will never pay, and there's no way you can force us to pay without the full wrath of our armies shooting your babies and raping your wiminz

>*HYPOCRITICAL

It's butter on a stick and deep fried. It's usually not in the menu, you have to ask for the special american freedom.

>Can run for Presidente !
I have to be honnest, i read this line with Penultimo's voice

America can't be removed tho. Even though we're owned by the Jews, capitalism won't work in their favor unless they have another giant country filled with capital to use as a manufacturing empire to fulfill their money needs

>Nah buddy we own Israel, the entire world as a matter of fact.
I'm not sure if you are trolling,plain retarded or both

At least you don't need to ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>Coz he a rebel.

ha, ok thanks. Say that to my US Citizen cert/ passport.

I was about to concede that i've been successfully baited until i fucking googled it.At which point i fucking lost my leg hair over how horrible horrible this shit is to be a real thing.

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Kek, you can't even find Israel or any country on a map

WE WE WE


You are not in the elite club that oversees the management of human and natural resources. You are not one of the principle architects of American policy. You hardly reap the benefits of that policy if at all. You are a cog in the machine being used by the real owners. Thats like a slave taking pride in the wealth of his owner. Fucking pathetic.

Soldiers are sent to poor countries to kill.

Based Florida
Drive at 16, fuck at 16

>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down

well thats true user

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Just for some enlightenment, the chosen people of Canaan are the people of Israel which became recognized as a territory only after Hitler failed to wipe out the jewish bankers in so they fled SE from Germany. After WWII, the Allies fought to preserve the Jewish bankers because due to fractional-reserve banking, the bankers had already owned mostly all of them (Great Britain, US, France). That's why they funded the war machine, bombed 'concentration camps' and "rebuilt" them; to fabricate the lie that the whole German race was evil because history is told by the victor.

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walls are made either from dry wall. which is stronger than cardboard.... but still very much weaker than plaster walls with wood which are stronger, but outdated now in modern construction.

There are certain companies that go out of their way to build their stores to last a century or more without needing to worry about stroms.

I work for a masonry company, and I did a Walgreens 2 years ago. And like most big building now, it starts off with the metal frames.

After that, all the walls will made of CMU's (cinderblocks for you fags) Rebared and filled with concrete every 2 courses. (nice brick over it but that doesn't do much to help with the strength.)

We had to hear from the concrete guy who did the foundation how stupid, big, and impervious it had to be .

I later learned that the aim of their buildings is to withstand almost any normal natural disaster from flooding, hurricanes, probably even a tornado.

So the moral of the story is, if there is a big storm coming and there is ap retty new Walgreens... and you don't think ur home built out of 2x4s, and plywood, with walls made of drywall will last the storm....

go to the Walgreens

Houses made out of wood stand up to earthquakes better than bricks or concrete

You're not wrong, but you may as well be. For instance, the National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 punished states who did not have a minimum drinking age with a 10% (later 8%) reduction in highway funds from the federal government.

While it is not a federal law, the feds make sure you roll over anyway.