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freklz go to bed edition

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wait I just woke up

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Perfect time to go back to bed then

Pssssst

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Wanna see some doggos?

Yes

Good, cause here they come!

I wait with baited breath

bated

I already took a shower and everything, my hair's still all wet

>bated
in the shower?

I lied theres no more, but you can have this. Its my pupper!

no, bated breath

I know, I was making a joke

Oh thanks mang

no jokes allowed

If there's no jokes in thread, why are you here?

because I am a super serious and real person

I was inferring that you yourself are the joke

What are these little creatures in the image?

yes that is what I was refuting

FREKLZ GO TO BED

They are Greater Yinglets from the webcomic Out of Placers

valsalia.com/comic/prologue/01/

Your lack of humour does not refute my barb

I am in severe emotional distress

Maybe you'd feel better if you had a nap

Thanks for the links, will read now

I'm gonna go to this doctor's appointment instead

later

godspeed, little user

It's probably cancer

some sunny day they're gonna come for you
sooner or later, you said you know that it's true

Zaryss. Game. I can't stand playing with nabs.

i don't wanna play league tho

;~;

i am all league'd out at the moment

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These games are pure torment. I've got waffles with strawberry jam and ice cream though, so not all is lost.

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League is torment

Indeed.

Wonder what's up with all the megadicks posted here. Absolutely ridiculous.

i agree
very disproportionate

This is a megadick

especially on a large cat
those balls are not aerodynamic at all

Ok, more realistic now

Slightly amusing.

Karma is a beast.

i'm a nasty karma player

better

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Just a while back, I played a 8/4/16 karma support run. Good times. She really is broken as fuck.

I like to play her mid

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I'm not sadistic enough for that.

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Her kit is way too adaptable. And she has way too much damage.

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i think she's in a fine place right now, people just need to learn to play against her

Oh, so you think it's normal 1v1 a level 13 enemy adc with a level 3 karma?

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ok so the answer to my psyche is to get laid

got it

the only way that would work out is if the level 13 was at 200hp and had no defensive stats, mana or summoners to get away, else the karma would be dead

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>ok so the answer to my psyche is to get laid

Or maybe he/she was a terrible player and missed all their abilities. Maybe tanked a few turret hits. I don't know, that's just what happened.

this should be obvious

map awareness helps understand what happened
i assume they got too low and couldn't get away from the karma or had a turret dive gone wrong

well I mean

I'm like 21 and I've never had a good hot dicking

it's about time isn't it? maybe that's why I'm so unstable

stability-cock

They weren't even diving, just trying to take down the turret. I don't even remember what happened, but somehow I killed their adc who was 10 levels higher than me as karma support.

That's hardly the only thing you need, but it's a good start.

It's about time when you feel its about time.

Within reason, there's not really a too early or too late.

were you under any influence while playing
or possibly tired

why what else do i need

wait nef are you giving actual advice? wtf

I was not. I just had trouble connecting to the game at first so I missed out on the first 15 or so minutes. When I reconnected, I bought my items, went to the lane and just killed their adc.

I'm nearly 6 years older than you and have ruined my life about 4 times already.

I basically just tell people not to fuck up where I have.

that had to have been low hp

are you sure it's not just your fatherly instinct? :33333

also I was under the impression you and your SO were reasonably satisfied with your lives or whatever

mah nigga

I don't really remember that well. It was all a blur and in the heat of the moment.

unlucky
i'm not your nigger

hardly, that was more like a wtf moment

Might be. Older daughter is now mature enough to actually understand advice. Only hope she is smart enough to take it on board.

We are, but that doesn't mean I haven't fucked up. I've also been incredibly lucky, which has balanced it out.

ur so cute tho
she lucky

Accidental pregnancy at 16

Amazing job opportunity that would have netted me 6 figure income per year ignored at 17

Dropped out of tertiary education at 18, which I am only getting done now

Fucked up an investment badly around 23, which costed me a couple of ten thousand dollars.

Accidental pregnancy at 25. Also at 25 bought a house right before housing prices suddenly dropped, meaning I spent ~$100k more than I would have if I'd waited a year.

I married into wealth.
She married into dank memes and waifus

as is a lot of LoL

yeah but she also married into 100% adorable

It is clearly my one redeeming feature.

So whats up anyway? Still got that headache?

On and off. It's mostly gone now at least.
I got a good night's sleep last night for the first time in a while, too, that's a rarity in and of itself. Maybe it's cause I cleaned my room. Less dusty and crowded in here with all the clothes off the floor nad crap off my desk.

Well that's good, on both accounts.

It's winter right now, so I'm sleeping about 12 hours a day compared to the 4 I get during summer

fucking australia
stop lying

just cause you say it's winter and make it cold doesn't actually make it winter omg

"Cold"

It never gets below 30F and anything below 60F and I start dying without a blanket.

It's not THAT much colder here, though vancouver is pretty warm as far as canada goes

also >>>>>using faranheit temperatures
confused the shit out of me for a minute. even al the americans I know use centigrade by now

Oh right, you're canadian aren't you? A real human bean who uses celsius.

But yeah below 15C I die. I prefer 25-30

I've never been to vancouver. When I am rich and wearing suits made of $100 notes I will need to visit.

Put things in my buuuuuutt

i used to live in the interior where it was dry and cold and went down to like almost -40C in the winter at night.
and my house was drafty and had nonfunctional heating.

I hope every avatar faggot gets cancer and dies

record low in my old town -48 degrees celsius, average -12

Fool, we ARE the cancer

>-40C
I used to live in Marble Bar, where it would spend 2/3 of the year above 35C and got up past 50C

But I think -40 is worse. How the hell did you survive

everyone could use a good dicking tbh

Yeah in dire need D:

I can't stand the heat. I'm really susceptible to it. I hate feeling sweaty and I get heat stroke like every summer. I got it in fucking early May this year. The cold doesn't bother me quite as much, I know how to dress for it and keep my house warm and stuff.
But definitely a little bit hot >>>>>> a little bit cold

do you live near the artic circle?