If you were dead right now (wherever you are)...

If you were dead right now (wherever you are), guess the minimum time that you approximate it would take for somebody to find your dead body.

2 weeks

Between 5 or 6 days

Finally a decent thread.

My housemate would find me in about 4-6 hours when he gets up for work.


What about you OP?

Hopefully

About 5 to 10 hours i think

3 hours

Like 2 seconds. @ chichfilla

>somebody to find your dead body.

That depends on a number of circumstances. I'd wager a few days to a few weeks depending if it was random or not. But with who I live with and what I do for work, people would realize something is amiss

about 7

116 hours. My nine year old son would find me on Monday after school. Poor child.

Like 1 nanosecond, cuz I'm fucking yo momma right now, OP.

More like 30s, after your deadfish act doesnt come she'll get suspicious

People would realize that something was wonky when I don't show up to work at midnight tonight.

Now, wether or not anything was done about it on the other hand...

Probably less than an hour. I'm sitting in my car outside work.

Tell her to come by later to find me next -- Not sure what my landlord would do to my decomposed dead body

In under an hour when the wife gets home

10 to 20 hours

But she would still see and find my dead body. OP said find, not realize I'm dead. Retard.

2-5 minutes

From FHRITP to RIP

I'd say within 48 hours most likely, at the most maybe 4-5 days.

Hopefully soon so my dog doesn't starve, and if it takes too long I don't mind if he starts to eat me.

~6h

My daughter is in my lap, so probably not long. Wife won't be back home for 2-3 days though.