Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Could you fuck off with these endless fucking boring"waifu" threads?

Yo

Who says it has to be?

Just shitposting and helping a friend on a magic deck

Just remember to ware gloves

>claim

Saber claim

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Akiko claimed.

Nope
Literally impossible

Your mom goes to college

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Best type moon claimed.

Nice claim.

god tier

That sounds like fun! Much more fun than having to figure mods

As always.

Tenryuu claimed

Never without them

Alles zwischen Vorgestezten denen mein momentaner Rangstatus nicht passt bis hin zu Kameraden denen mein Rang auch nicht so passen will

Ein wenig Alkohol und einmal ausschlafen hilft immer....ausschlafen....hab ich seit Jahren nicht mehr gemacht....

Fine, I suppose you can complement me on my ability to dodge complements.
I don't think I'd mind it that much

Nope she dropped out of college
Screw you
Sera is best waifu

Dio-sama...

perfect

God dammit

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>Just shitposting and helping a friend on a magic deck
I was trying to make a Waste Not deck for casual and shits and giggles but I can't even decide if RB, RBU or BU would be more appropriate, I kind of want to build 3 decks and see what feels better.
It's been a long time since I last built an MtG deck and this is so much more complex than hearthstone.

Claiming the biggest whore

>Screw you
Yes, yes, sadly i will have to decline.
Go ask Iowa or something.

Thanks for the Threads

Taric told me it was too early to go Ham

I'm playing Kalista

this cunt is an incompetent sack of shit and I hope he dies a painful death.

depends on who you ask

That would be OP you're claiming.

Chen is a slut.

Shiro claimed.

Moin moin, heut scheints ja besonders gut zu gehen!

l-lewd
And it's not even a real ship.

>Homuroll of love

Claiming
>best gun waifu

The problem is he wants to work on a low budget

And be sure to aim for the femoral artery

Ok!

You can dodge complements really well!

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Sure.
I doubt it.

AHH COME ON I'M TRYING TO EAT TOMATO SOUP YOU ASSHOLE

Too slow user

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(You) (You)

>best gun waifu
That's not delicious brown Shiki

Is it expensive then?

You say no
But your waifu says yes

Aren't guns your trigger?

Allies ships don't have souls --> not real ships.

Thanks Jibril, and a (you) to you.

>Homuroll of faith

Hört sich geschissen an. Keine Idee wie man die Situation verbessern könnte?

Thanks!
And you're really good in making compliments

Spooked

Im the biggest slut here

>brown Shiki
You mean nigger Shiki?

hello discount azusa
Triggered

He wants to build a good rafiq voltron for 50

Aw, thanks!

That would be Mizore

I wanted red mostly because of Burning Inquiry and Reforge the Soul, not sure if they are that good but they seem fun at least.

That's good with me.

>not going to end of series
>kek

Oh shit it's about to go dowm

i take it you dont like feet still a solid waifu though

Oh Junge, du glaubst es nicht, aber mir geht es so gut, ich habe heute schon 3 Stricke geknüpft und meine Kugel liegt griffbereit neben mir. Die letzten Tage auch kaum gezockt, also sollt eich eventuell über Selbstmord nachdenken. Aber dann gibt es noch jemanden der mich doch davon abhält, was ja auch okay ist

Yeah, i'm pretty skilled to hit this zone.

Eventuell mir Respekt verschaffen (wegen Faulheit nicht machbar und ich hasse meine Kameraden einfach), oder einfach im Rang aufsteigen und sie bald meine Toilette putzen lassen

>Finishing that mediocre shit anime
Kek

>completely have no idea what this means
Oh I see

Speak English or fuck off

No Problem!

Letzteres hört sich lustiger an. Also go go, lass sie deine Toiletten putzen.

Nein

Claiming my idol and waifu.

Im sorry , i dont know her

I only love big black dicks

In a waste not deck, yes they would

Bleeds them out in less than a minute

Do you play Commander?

Or just casually?

No

That's Spanish for "no"

It's one of the rules fuck stick.
I'm reporting it.

>mfw there's another Iowa-fag and he's a cuck.

>to afraid to post waifu when trashtalking
doublekek

You will never win this.

How does it feel to be so wrong?

What do you think about swerve? That's another spell that I wanted to include for the fun factor but I'm worried it won't save my arse from every situation like a regular counter.

That would be sandnigger Shiki, kebab Shiki or kike Shiki.

You're cute

Ist gut. Tue was du nicht lassen kannst

SaO, the mediocre but pretty series ended at episode 15.

How does it feel to be so cute?
I hope you studied today too.

And to think threads like this exist outside of summer.

taking doggo out brb

>Ist gut. Tue was du nicht lassen kannst

And then picked up again in the second season for all of one arc.

Sieh es positiv, immerhin funktioniert deine Feinmotorik noch!
Nutze diese Erkenntnis, um doch lieber wieder zu zocken.

This wasn't even my final form. Just you wait until next thread!

Maybe he will be on later. Just ask how much a slut he is.


It can be hilarious in the right moment, so maybe a two of?

Love you!

I watched the first episode of season 2, it was the same terrible writing and from what I gather from reviewers/ Sup Forums it doesn't improve.

>I have no idea what is happening

Okay now, that's not complimenting but hitting on me.

It really didn't improve. I hated it. It was only funny for the memes they made afterwards like Asada-san

Also, I watched the Movie with your waifu. For some reason my usual anime website didn't have the normal anime so I'll go look for it later.

To each their own then. I enjoyed it, even if it wasn't the best.

I hope you started with 1 and not something weird like Mirai Fukuin

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You are really fun to hit on!


There that's both

Shit. You only play Magic casually, don't you?

Moo

Eat a dick faggot

Obligatory Ako claim , Ako is my waifu for laifu

Exellence

That reminds me I have to finish Kara no Kyoukai. I watched the first 3 but then I got busy and I forgot to continue

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There are more movies? God dammit, I gotta look for all the movies and animes now since the only one available at my streaming site was...
Mirai Fukuin... The only thing regarding your waifu

Confusion is at maximum here now. Dammit Fran, stop that

Pet.
Mooo.
Wonderfulness.
Booby Brother.

You watched the one movie that had the least to do with the series, it was basically a cash grab that started out as an april's fools joke.

Stop using bad streaming sites and just download from Nyaa like a normal person.
How are you today, better?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyeqT4KSKuw

>I don't even know what this magic is

Taking a shower in a women only house is confusing
There's 5 shampoo's and no shower gel

Hi.

>claming yume

But why?

Getting HUGE?

I thought you did...


Oops

It's not a bad streaming site! It doesn't have any advertisement and even on my crap tablet it runs smoothly!

And downloading isn't my thing. It just eats space which I don't have

Because I obviously don't know how to respong to that!

I didn't want to seem rude and you looked like you was enjoying talking about it.