so my fat 280 pound white friend is a girl told me she would take me to Otakon for free and pay for my hotel and plane ticket, but I have to be her date to a dinner and probably have to fuck her.
Should I do it.
24 year old virginfag in Uni from NC
so my fat 280 pound white friend is a girl told me she would take me to Otakon for free and pay for my hotel and plane ticket, but I have to be her date to a dinner and probably have to fuck her.
Should I do it.
24 year old virginfag in Uni from NC
nooooo
Post a pic of the broad buddy
Unless you fagit you go. Fagit.
Why the fuck not? You're very fucking retarded if you turn that down
fucking a fat chick does not count as sex. You will still be a virgin afterwards. It's not worth it, you'll regret the flashbacks of what you had to do while you couldn't get your dick hard for the rest of your life.
Dubs says no.
The one in the middle.
Oh my god op.
Absolutely not
Ignore all the people who don't get any pussy and do it bro. Free food,free flight,free room and easy sex. It's not like you have to fuck her for hours lmao. Hit it then go out and explore the city.
As long as it's no strings attached. Look man, the number one way to get laid is not to have any standards. Any guy who claims he's fucked dozens or hundreds of bitches is one of two things: a liar or a chubby chaser. There's nothing wrong with that, though. Go and blow your load.
Just...make sure you don't get caught in the bitch's orbit.
She is in a fcking tardchair
Jesus.
Say no.
Please op.
>OP considered this
Pic of you so we know if you're around her level?
A wheel chair bearing goblin faced meat sac. Don't do it.
No wait I take what I said back I TAKE IT BACK ABORT ABORT
Would stil advise you to do it indeed
Holy tits bro that is a fucking deformation ABORT ABORT
No no no no no no no no
Did you just fucking say Uni?
No wonder you are a virgin.
Read some pasta the other day about this subject but its kinda TL;DR so Ill sumarize:
Dont spend your whole life searching for the perfect girl like the ones you jerk off to, and being angry when those kinds of girls go for men way better looking than yourself. Limit your expectations and go for someone who is into you but may not be your ideal.
Worst outcome:dosnt work out but virginity lost
Best outcome:works out and happy/not alone
Yes go dude. It would obviously mean a lot to her
Don't do it OP
fuck me the idea of fucking that is repulsive. How can you be on top of a creature like that and enjoy fucking it? I mean how can you feel good about the moment you're both in if she looks like that? Sex with a person that is unattractive isn't sex, its nothing more than masturbation faggot,
>checked
Please Op, you'll regret it the second you have to sit with her on the flight next to the gob
Op you're going to need a bag
OP here. Is it really that bad? I mean. I know she's like a 3.5/10.
wrote this before I saw the picture man.... I wouldnt
OH CHRIST NO.
If you don't tit fuck and sodomize that paraplegic land whale you will bring shame and dishonour to your family.
trips don't lie
Oh Jesus.. Don't lose your humanity on this
How the fuck are you even considering this?
Working as a gay protitute sucking off truck drivers would be less humiliating and probably better paying.
>3.5
Nigga. I'm sure she's lower than that.
>checked
better to be alone that fuck that thing
omg you were actually considering this....
bahahAHAHABAHAAAAA
NCFag here too.. I swear to god if you are who I think you are I'm about to come down there.
Don't worry, she'll look like Taylor Swift after 2 bottles of whiskey. Just make sure you're piss drunk.
>3.5/10
>3.5
>the fuck faggot did you forget the negative sign?
Please enlighten us.
Worse case scenario you get a free meal and laid in a place no one knows you
Best case scenario you get a free meal, trap off with another girl, stay at hers and have a very awkward return plane journey
Win win if you ask me
OP needs to post picture to see if she is better than him
Do it man, fuck it. As long as she's not an actual tard. I mean sure it might not be ideal but your lose virginity and your probably make her happy.
Live life dude, I'd go for it.
Do it.
NOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOO
Worst case scenario is he has to stick anything inside that thing m8
How low are your fucking standards?
If you need to get away just go up some steps.
I see so many milfs at the store I work at. I must fuck one.
Das it mane. Throw that v-card in the proverbial meat grinder you neckbeard pussy.
>checked
Live life? I'd rather die a virgin in his stituation
OP here. This is me at a convention last year.
umm...don't do it.even i wouldn't do it and my standarts are really fuckin low
hahaha this guy gets it
are you fucking mental
Now that is a 3.5/10
Referring to op btw
which one's you?
How tall are you?
green
Sorry for the confusion. I know of no one from NC this faggy.
BRUV your pretty hideous yourself...
5'7
yeah, assuming that you're as stressed as any other guy would be if they were a 24yo who'd never has a gril... just lose your virginity. get tipsy, maybe take some mdma, get it over with. virgins are shit in bed anyway, so you're not gonna be missing out on good sex no matter who you screw.
and here I thought to myself "Oh OP she can't be that bad" Jesus H Fuck I was wrong. Don't do it. Your luck she will get preggo and now you have a little mongoloid running around
Do you have the option of nobody ever finding out.
Honestly, really are like mopeds, they can be fun, but don't let your friends know you ride one.
They can be total freaks, and a great fuck. But not your proudest moment.
Dude seriously. There is a fine line between going for the kill and abandoned ship. Don't do it. It's a suicide
So many reasons not to do this.
Be nice, he cant help his genetics. He can help being a cringy fat fuck though. I'd rather bang the chick in yellow honestly in OPs situation. She looks like she can take it like a champ.
>That slight crouching.
Is she a giantess or are you just a fucking manlet OP?
so you're like a 2.5/10
she's a i'd-rather-be-asexual-forever/10
don't do it
megakek
But seriously though he has a point.. Why do that to the rest of society?
Yet so many reason to do it.
Fucking do it you pussy
280 pounds? holy fuck how does she even walk nigga
fuckin trolling. no way.
name one? besides masochism
>your luck
bitch looks like the kinda girl who takes the condom/tissue and wipes it into her pussy just to spawn some thing that will love her.
You aren't better. Not gonna pull any girls you otherwise would alone.
>in a scooter.
She doesn't walk bro.
That's why viagra, paper bags, booze and an off switch on a light exist OP
...
>genetics
Cause genetics put shapnel in your face, faggy cosplay on your body and a creepy grin on your visage
Why not choose the yellow one in that pic though? She seems more OK than that of an abomination
Which is why I called him a cringy fat fuck you cretin
unless you have a 10 inch dick you aint gonna be fucking anyfin besides fat rolls
anyfin
>nigger detected.
look mom i got trips
call me a cretin will you good sir!? I am quite offended to be sure!
na mate im from scandinavia, just some retard speech
ABORT
Bitch got some rocking titties, tho.
I'm not the 24 yo virgin
He's either closet, ugly as fuck or needs to just get the deed done already
Nice trips
I'd say do it but refuse sex also make her pay for dinner.
Losing your virginity, being in a new land for free, bringing enjoyment to someone's life who otherwise lives a life of shit.
Fuck it, explore that frontier!!!
Yall faggots live restricted lives, probably end up alone jerking off in your moms basement or as billionaire's.
I feel I must assure you the word was used purely in jest. My apologies for any offense.
GO FOR IT! Fat girls do sone fucked up tricks with their mouth (because they love food so much, ya know!) And everytime you fuck one, they give themselves at a 100% ('cause they know you'll be the last one for a long period of time!)
Honestly man, go for it. Have some shots of spiritis before and go for a scavenger hunt!
I here the bunny ranch in vegas is good?
pic of what it looks like outside
Fuck I'll do it if you don't want to op. Pussy is pussy and otakon would just be the cherry on top