Definitely gonna get fired from my job soon. What should I do before I go?
Definitely gonna get fired from my job soon. What should I do before I go?
Anthony Bell
David Davis
What job?
Brody Murphy
It's a shitty call center tech support job.
Anthony Martin
Search for a new job you idiot
Easton Gutierrez
Goes without saying, I mean anything else to say "fuck this place"?
Robert Edwards
What company/industry?
Dominic Walker
Why bother putting in the effort? Just suck it up and go if you hate it there.
Noah Cruz
Teletech?
Alexander Stewart
Come out as trans. They won't fire you
Lincoln Green
Tag that place with #operationdickfarm in real life and report sucess here.
Elijah Diaz
No unemployment if he quits
Wyatt Mitchell
Shit in the kettle!
Kevin Rivera
I cursed out a General the day I quit, Teletech repping USAA fuck dat shit
Anthony Foster
...
Brody Cook
Shoot the place up!
John Green
Rolling
Ian Lopez
You can see that his skin is starting to turn black.
Jaxson Morales
But then he has to spend money buying heroin...
Brayden Scott
Say "welcome to taco bell corporate, what can I do for you?" Every time you get a call
Jace Watson
Buy lots of petrol and for your last bit of 'overtime' torch the place!
Jaxson Wood
Before I left my last job I went in early one night and hid hundreds of tiny paper hats everywhere.
I had been folding them for weeks and kept them in a bookbag.
All were about the size of a gum wrapper.
I went back a few years later and one of the ladies that still works there told me they were still finding them.
>pic related
Or you could just do what they do in office space.
Anthony Clark
Answer every call with
>"no this is patrick"
Alexander Sullivan
Round of a pack of wild dogs, out them in a work closet.
Adam Morgan
Heroin in the water cooler things. At least an ounce.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Looking for a new job faggot
Andrew Harris
Why're you getting fired.
Jackson Smith
Shit boss' desk
Ian Gutierrez
AHHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS