Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Dio-sama...
I was kidding
I figured you had just not seen it
I try to
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Damn, thank you! It means a lot to me.
And I try aswell!
>Akagi claimed
Good evening
Saber claim
Miho claimed
Awake from my nap. Reporting in
sleepy little reapy
I lurk a lot more than I post. And I post a lot.
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>I try to
You try to what?
You try to act like yourself or do you try to always tell the truth?
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So finaly got my kancolle to work.
>There are way too many loli ships
>They are making noises
>Im scared
> also moon runes witch i cant understand
send help
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>You have been banned for 168 hours
>Reason:
>Innapropiate link
Are you fucking kidding me?
I need it.
JESUS FUCK GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU GOD DAMNED PATHETIC PIECE OF ELEPHANT EXCREMENT! GO OUT! GET SOME CASH AND BUY A WHORE LIKE THE REST OF US!
>I try aswell
Well you succeed.
And you a cutie as well.
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Hey everyone. How are you guys today
Eureka claimed, yet again!
>paying for hookers
Thanks, I'll stick to my 3d gf and 2d waifu instead.
Poke anything that looks cute and doesn't seem to be ridden with STDs, this also applies when going to nightclubs.
Bit people like you wouldnt entertain us then which is way more interresting
Avatarfagging is one thing but all of these tripcodes have got to go.
Making some caramellate muffins at work edition.
I only really post in these threads and on /tg/
Both
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Yeah, that's KanColle in a nutshell. I stopped it a long time ago kek
How could you fucking post a link in here?!
>I was also banned for posting a link once
>Paying for Sex
Ahahahahaha, good one user, good one
So that must mean you like it here. Since you try to be yourself here and don't lie
>replying to bait
Need it to make me feel heated.
>And you a cutie as well.
Thank you again so much, you're one aswell obviously.
kek, don't sink all your ships.
Sorry, I'm a bit bored
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Best threads on Sup Forums.
I really only use Sup Forumsb/c/f/
Buy I rarely post on any board other than Sup Forums
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Coming into these threads lately I realize I dont know much of anything about these gals, or the animes the come from. Feels bad many, but how long have people been claiming for in these threads, do you always claim the same or no?
I got a good buzz going.
I want muffins
Yeah, and I like a lot of the people here
Of course I don't lie to people here, but I may want to lay with a few
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GOD DAMMIT IT'S A TITTY LOLI
I have never committed heresy.
Im making muffins, what a coincidence.
I've changed Waifu to Chara since I found more art of them than to my original waifu. Since then I've been claiming them... for about two or three months now? I am not sure.
You want to lay with a few? Lay as in...?
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as in fuck, you god damn faggot.
Around 5 months
What about /d/?
You seem like a complete /d/egenerate
We might be able to help each other out
Shit, lie with. As in lie down. Lay is set to drown objects. Fuck English
I mean fuck
>admits to wanting to fuck men
>calls someone else a faggot
Akiko claimed
>mrw
what is everyones favorite anime? need some more recomendations
I won't dump, I respect you guys.
Especialy you.
worst type of loli
Bwahaha, I've never seen you flustered or cursing before.
But now I want a list of anons who you want to slay err... I mean lay... I mean fuck...
If I want porn I find porn. No problem. But I'm not a fan of that super fetish shit you will not get away from on that board.
I'm a vanilla fag at heart, but I do have my kinks.
Appreciated.
Boku no Pico
>Syndra was consumed alive by loli-boats
Well then, bye.
I'm sure no one would mind a mega link.
I finally got a ship that isn't a loli.
My day is saved.
Im poking things and they are making werd noises
Dont leave me alone
Im scared
KEK KEK
I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight cutie.
You have to earn that.
:^)
Was not me
Excell Saga is hilarious
You haven't?
I thought I have sworn here
Boring, of course I don't go there either, sometimes /y/ though
I hope you sleep well, see you tomorrow!
kagmai claimed
I'd lay with you if that's what you are suggesting.
>Shiro
That only means they like you.
Next you'll be asking for a hug.
sigh, kagami
I see, good night and I will be thinking on how to win that.
Kagami is Mai confirmed.
Yaoi. Really? Are you why shota is slowly returning to Sup Forums?
I swear it was gone for years because of the tsundere attitude for anime Sup Forums has.
Only the loli fags were tenacious it seems.
>Next you'll be asking for a hug.
Maybe i should quit before its too late.
This is hilarious. It's Midnight. Normally my cat would make a fuss and wants to go outside to the nature but guess what? It's too hot. She got up, layed down at the couch, decided it's too hot and got bad up to the bed and continued to sleep.
Oh, sup? How are you?
I'm not sure, maybe I did, but I have a horrible memory...
But not horrible enough to let you dodge the question.
>Give me a list of anons you want to "lay"
What drew you guys to your waifus originally? Personally Eureka was cluelessly adorable, yet she had such a messed up past, and she's an "alien." How deep does it run for you guys
>forgot a pic
damn it's getting late
In Belgium we say: It's summer when the rain gets hotter
>be me
>not raining for first time in a week
>go outisde because it seems like a good idea
>instantly attacked by a swarm of blood sucking mites
Why the fuck did I even bother? Some of them followed me inside
Eyes.
Always been a sucker for them. Always will be.
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my brain is fried lol
Or do as every great scientist ever, see how deep the insanity runs.
Such a cute, and loved her genki personality.
That thumbnail suggested my brain for it to be something else.
My fellow shit tier phone friend. I like you btw, and I yeah, now that you mention that purple is my favorite color, so maybe eyes are a thing for me too??
I need more pics, sorry for being a recycle plant
Kurumi claimed
>1 from Satan
Bugs getting inside is the worst
For fucks sake, stop giving me loli ships.
The stakes are too high
Hello
Lewd
Not shota though
Silly cat, my dog sometimes forgets that snow and ice are cold and sits on them and looks uncomfortable
Only if you also do
You, mizore, Rikka, and konata
I find her hilarious. She is a mad scientist, but doesn't understand why people are so scared of her, considering her record of operations
Destroyers are almost all lolis.
I wonder what fried brains taste like.
I could go on for a while about why Makoto. So let's just simplify it to "Everything".
"It's surrender or die and the stakes are high"
Very fitting lyrics by Sabaton.
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A lot of us recycle. No worries. I am no different.
>sigh
here we go again explaining why I'm such a huge massive faggot...
It's because of how Chara doesn't have a gender per se but has the gender the player wants them to be.
It's basically the perfect trap. And I love traps.
Well, can't be Satan all the time now, can I?
Welcome back! How was your time when you weren't on waifu?
>Also nice filename
>Only if you also do
>Doesn't give me time to back out
God dammit Fran
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Oh shit wad up?
Im watching Code Geass and its boring as fuck!
>Syndra getting triggered by loli ships
>Fran and Chara gonna fuck
What a time to be in thread.
Kinda rubbery and fatty.
>Rory-sama
Just hard gay stuff?
Straight musclemen rub downs?
Not a fan to be honest.