Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qlwd85lSZG8
youtube.com/watch?v=bAsGFnLl2u0
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Good, you shouldn't want to stick the dick into an anomaly.

kagami claimed!!

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Kurumi claimed

Yeah, I'm looking into moving out of Greece and back to Cyprus once I get my master's degree.

>how?
S-Shut up. It just sounded nice and I'm kind of tired right now.

Fucking perfect

What might that be?

Well what do you think you were doing while undressing that other boy with your eyes right in front of me.

Am I not what you wanted?

I'm not the problem here, this entire thing is your fault.

It's basically verbal abuse that turns into domestic violence. And people LIKE it. Some is bette than none, maybe?

Tohsaka back now

Lets hope submarines aren't loli.
>checks wiki
Fucking moon runes and loli ships.
This is going to be the end of me

Give money.

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you guys have an anime con in greenbay soon. Looks kinda shitty tho. Was thinking about going there since a couple of my bros live there.

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Saber claim

Eclipse

Akiko claimed
What a cutie

Hey baby, I am a handsome 14 year old boy that looks like the fag from 1 direction or some shit like that.
wanna cyber?

I like ecchi but I don't really like wincest
I might check it out

I'm glad she's nerfed
getting oneshot as Zenyatta with a bodyshot wasn't really fun

Eh, it would be the other way around. I am as gay as can be.

Yuuko

COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN!

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!

Once my Steam items are tradeable on the 26th, and get about $50 gambling said items (playing blackjack, not a fucking pleb), I'll get you something.
steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/

ew

where are we at on the Ohayo list?

Also i was thinking about selling my Wii U and grabbing a Nintendo 3ds Xl and vidya for it but then i thought New Zelda. Very dissapointed with the selection for Wii U tho

I don't have any money, all I can give you is a sense of disappointment like I do with everyone I know

He's cool as fuck, I honestly wouldn't even be surprised if he was a Sup Forumsack.
Ok.

Penny Claim!
>Hope I didn't miss much
>I had a really fun day yesterday.
>So exhausted last night I nearly slept in til noon

foregot pic

Could be worse.
How are you doing?

Look ma, I posted it again.

I'm sorry tripsguy. Next time it will be dubs, I'm sure.

>Own dad on Sup Forums that would be fucking hilarious.

Ah well, that sucks... At least you got something to make you happy

Nice! now you will now melt away because of summer

I know.. That's why I never played Zenyatta until now

Sorry trips guy

Chara
You lovable beast ~

Penny

It was a prank.

is there a certain user here??

>S-Shut up. It just sounded nice and I'm kind of tired right now.

It's ok, it was cute.

>Chara
>Fran
Spinning the wheel, and the jackpot goes to a horrible fate.

Okay, this is comedy gold from now on.

I am not sure what to say to that, but whatever floats your boat.

I can't get off of work for it, since I just had my vacation

Well, I'm trying to on a dangerous genocidal manic, so don't underestimate people
I also sold my Wii u, but I don't use my 3ds for that much. Mainly Pokemon and fire emblem
Hello!

>never satisfied
Poor trips guy. Anything of interest going on for you?
My veteran uncle browses Sup Forums from what I've heard, don't know what board though.
Well that sucks, you're going to accept free money.

Aww, that's just bad luck man
Maybe next time
Don't stop believing trips guy!

Current queue is as follows
Akiko
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
O Ika
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
Shiro
Ryougi Shiki
Holstaur
Franken Fran
Ritsu
Mugi - thicc eyebrows
Mio
Yui
Azusa
Rei
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Amatsukaze
Shino - blonde
Syndra
Kongou
Tenryuu
Yume
Yui
Prinz
Togame
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade

He was literally unplayable as soon as the enemy had a widow. He is really fun to play though, super rewarding

I gotta go do something for about an hour, be back later.
Swear to god if he starts spouting memes one day.
Too late.

Hey hows it going? :>

That was kind of a joke towards the STALKER series and anomalies, the abnormal phenomenons that can easily kill you once stepped upon.

Nice try Trips Guy. Maybe one day. How's your musical expedition going?

>Lovable beast
You must mistake me for someone else. I'm just a Beast
>in bed

>Jackpot goes to a horrible fate
What's that suposed to mean?

>Whatever floats your boat
I tried it with girls, with boys, heck I even fucked with a tranny and I can't get proper enjoyment when I'm the one doing it. Actually I feel like trash afterwards.

huh, how funny it would be if he were on this thread

He'd be the best dad ever. Hell I'd buy all the 1# Dad mugs in store just so he knows he's the 1#

Okay.

See you later.

But Amatsu, it's only melty for me when it gets above 95! Below that is fairly normal!

>On the list now
>Mfw

I found a lucky penny here.
Pretty good so far.

Does that make me the beauty? ~

Now I'm having a ton of fun as him!
I can melt away tanks with a discord orb it's magic

>converts 95F to C
Holy shit, that's super hot for me!

I fucking hate Anomalies. I played all 3 STALKER games, and they are my worst fucking enemy. I can never learn any patterns and just end up run through most of them. The ones that pull you into the center before damaging you, fuck them the most.

Fran will keep you alive! Not always happy, but alive!

Sweet, not that far for me

Pretty good, you?

Also I found my Merieke deck and am ready to make people sad again!

Oh,

Where is your husbando from anyway? The art looks interesting
I would say several things, but I'm trying to restrain myself. So you can go ahead and make them yourself

I never thought that a thing like this would freak me out so much.
Please come save me.
I know you are the closest user right now.
>Kongou
>Tenryuu
>Prinz
Don't they already have a ohayo?
Or am i missing something?

>fran
>not keeping you happy
That's the wrong answer.

>Beauty and the Beast
You smooth motherfucker you

But your trips demand that you say them yourself!

People that name their pets human names are fucking freaks :(

Like I said, I've been in 110F before, no temp you could throw at me can get to me.

Kongou and Tenryuu do.

Prinz too probably, just gotta search on pixiv.

The Kongou and Tenryuu are even on danbooru.

Tenryuu already has an ohayou.

Claimed

>tfw your ass is getting shoved to the far and of the queue for flaunting your ohayou in front of the ohayouless

>Now I'm having a ton of fun as him!
>it's magic
That honestly sounded like you were trying to sell me Zenyatta

Nice trips
Yes indeed, I'm quite excited to work on yours. Especially since there's so little art of Fran out there

Very likely
As you can see with Ika I check online before I start working on them. I didn't make the list so I haven't checked them all

I'll remove you from queue then if you don't mind. I doubt I could do it better

>Chara
>Maniac killer
>Fran
>Mad doctor
I don't really know about you, but I think the old saying goes "Don't stick your in a crazy."
Glad you found something that fits you then.

Just got to be all sly and throw those bolts around, that's why you got them.
Once you get more experienced it should be pretty easy to notice them.

That is what I was aiming at.
Romantically Apocalyptic, a pretty great webcomic.

Is it more like embarrassment, or a real freak-out?
Just let me book some flight tickets and rent a car from there.

I'm doing good, cheers for asking.
Just chilling with some dinner and about to launch into some dayz.
How's yourself doing?

Dubs are nice too I guess
Far better than nothing

Nothing too exciting to be honest besides my twitter account getting turned into pic related and being over the moon about the euro game this eve.
What about yerself?

The sympathies and encouragement are well appreciated my good men.
Thank ye kindly.

Pretty swell so far, cheers for asking.
Glued to a few more songs from The Neighbourhood I've found through exploring them a little more.

How's yourself doing?

Oh, that's not actually Tenryuu, just me. I remembered because I made an intesify gif of said ohayou. I'm sure he'd still appreciate it though, but you'd have to talk to him.

There's that smug fag?

I like the North
Never go south is my motto

We do need more Zenyatta mains kek

Holy shit, it's been hot all day!

>Hamakaze claimed

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I assumed i was already at the end due to requesting one like, 2 days ago.

That's not the birb motto!

>Makoto

I named my cat after a loli because they both lived with a lonely bitter person

120+ hours in each game, I know about bolts. Maybe i'm just retarded, but unless it's an open field or a really wide hallway, I always hit the anomaly.

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Or just fucking lonely

Oh, you meant in that way. Well... huh... I don't think they'd go well together as Fran would revive everything Chara kills.

Since it's you, I'm sure some user would give away their waifu for one thread if you have dubs.

Anyway, the timing is bad because I'll now go to bed. It's getting early here already after it was getting late.

Good night waifu!

Nothing exciting, just listening to some music and chilling on here. Will probably play quite a bit of osu! later, that's been my go to game for a while now. Glad to see you're poplar.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qlwd85lSZG8

My cats name is Oreo cuz I plan to eat him in the future :3

Hey, here for the Lily claim.

What'd I miss?

Well, she has dished out fates worse than death, since she doesn't find any fate worse than death

-30, welcome to Wisconsin winters

Just implying that I would be top in this

I named my dog Cayenne Pepper, though a friend of mine named their yellow lab Coco and I hate it

They're all so cute! I can't wait to see how it turns out!

Currently trying to, I am surprised I have to tell you this again

I'll probably check it out later

>Fran would revive anything Chara kills

Exactly, part of why I like her

i claim kyouko

That reminds me, I have ice cream in the freezer!

CP :D
I'm lonely :(

Monika

Okay, I mean in the opposite direction of the scales! The cold would kill me easy.

I dont know.. im confused...
Shit.
Finally playing kancolle and getting confused because of the moonspeak and loli ships.
Other than that, im doing fine.

Awesome, I finally went on a date for the first time in four years.
>Decided to grow some hair on my scrotum and ask out my new housemate
>Shes a qt3.14 redhead so already interested.
>walk into her room on Monday "Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?"
>"Like a date?"
>"Yeah."
>"Oh okay, sounds good, what did you have in mind?"
>"Lunch and a movie?"
>"Sure, sounds fun."
>Next day we saw Central Intelligence for shits and giggles
>It was actually pretty good.
>Go to Red Robin for lunch cause I'm fancy as shit.
>Talk about work and stuff
>Talk about hobbies.
>Shes into vidya and computers
>lucky.exe
>Drive past retro arcade
>"Wow I haven't seen one of those in a long ass time."
>Immediately turn around, go to arcade
>Played Mortal Kombat, some racing games, and laser tag.
>Fucking cash date.
>long story short we kept finding fun shit to do
>came home at like 1AM.
>Passed out in my bed
>Lost about $1000 in fucking around
>WORTH IT. Had a great time, got kissed a lot, held hands.

Either way I'll move him down to prioritize the ohayouless

You wanna have a go at that? I think Mio plays a mean Zen
I'm decent as him but not really my type of character

And it looks like it's getting hot in here now as well
His animations are slick as fuck though

Keep it up with those mega vectors
They look really good
Yeah I should take a look at the list and flick out and prioritize

I'll do my best
Wouldn't want to let best nurse waifu down

Well, what is it?
>insert GiantDad here

Im pretty good at Zenyatta.

Been playing him since Widow got nerfed.

I don't believe we've been properly acquainted before, but now that it seems you're getting on here more often, I oughta do that, yes? So, hi.

Happy to hear that, glad to see other people appreciating them. What might those be?

Explored The Foals per your recommendation and you were right. Another under the radar band with an unique sound. Plus they're easier to understand, compared to Alt-J that is.

youtube.com/watch?v=bAsGFnLl2u0

Claimed.

I spent about 100 in SoC and CS, then again over 300 in CoP or more, kind of lost the track when I stopped using old Xfire.

That, and I meant in general that would be a pretty horrible fate for you, as the lover of the said character.

I recall I recommended it, gwtb and that one stalker webcomic.

Maybe you should get some sleep in that case.

Will do!
And ya, just throw mine at the bottom. I'm in no rush.

Fly south for the authentic Mexican food.

Another flower named waifu

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Well done guy.
Hope it works out

>Rattle rattle
The next Grisaia is out finally. I'll probably play it tonight

Why not try a sniper as well?
>Ryuga waka teki wo kurei!

I play mostly Mercy, Reaper and Genji and nothing but Mercy if I want too...

Sure, I can try that
I really like him, I might like the game again kek

Nice motto~

Lucky

Or cay, or pepper pupper

My sister has two goldfish, one named Fishler (it has the perfect hitler mustache) and Finston Churchgill to go with him

Pic related
It only gets in the mid 90s here, it's great after living in Tennessee

Aren't you a player!

I wish you two luck!

If you other stuff if anything to go by, you won't!

Maybe I wasnt there or forgot

Hello!

You know who I am

She's not my waifu; she's my goddess.

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Yuuuuukkkkiiiiiiii!

I play Hanzo usually if I play snipers.
Mostly because I like him better than the boring Widow counterpart.

Who needs sleep when you have loli ships.
k

kk

pepper pupper is pretty cute :p

Only briefly, and hello to you as well!

Ice cream is zee best.

Indeed I am!