You know the drill.
You know the drill
Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old retard.
Why haven't we fucked yet?
you're guilty of police brutality.
So I'm charging you with brutal sexinesss
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I'm actually 27 and lonely
Tell her you found her police baton and want to shove it in her sass....
Link to this shitty thread so she find out how fucking pathetic you are.
I'm currently on a website talking with other pedophiles about where to get our next score, talk to you in a little bit.
You will be arresting me for murdering that pussy
can i request a full cavity search?
I must warn you officer, I don't cum quietly
My dick is the law and you're going to take it whole
hahahahaha fucking this
I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW
if i were to hide a condom filled with cocain in my rectum, how big of a chance is it a search dog will catch me in the airport?
Rolling
Rerolliinnh
I'm about to go Michael Brown on your piglet ass, and beg you to blow out my nigger brains. Then you can watch my pavement ape brothers and sisters cackle in the streets. Gorillas in the mist style. Then you can relax over some skittle and Arizona tea, and simmer with the zimmer.
This one!
Reroll
roll
This is amazing
Roll
roll
R-r-r-roll
GET ME SOME FUCKING DUBS!
ROOLL
WINNER
WINRAR!!
WINRAR
Winning
Allow me to be the Dick to your Tracey
winrar?
well then
I want you to handcuff me, throw me in the back of your squad car and shove your nightstick up my ass. I wont resist.
Fuckin typos
>nut
wtf are you doing?
its done
fucking ruined
go home people nothing more to see here
>i nut
Lucky you, I love S&M so your police brutality will just get me excited win/win
in soviet russia, nut warns you
MY HANDS ARE UP DON'T SHOOT
nothing. short. of. anal.
>Not noticing someone already got dubs
Ouch... Just, ouch.
>i nut
>must to nut
How do you do that?
When you come home from work, I'll be the one beating ass
reroll
You haven't seen aggression yet. You're fuckin dead, kiddo.
its k op recognized the dubs
Also, Rolling for OP to send this pic
scenario: i'm doing you doggystyle and wearing your police hat
would it be ok with you if i grabbed your baton and shoved it up your ass, in that situation?
>I nut
>5555
czech'd
Nice Quads
QUADS
the quads have spoken
Check em
>OP detected
>nut...
No typos this time OP
Check em
checked
most people would take this as a joke but I really want to slap you around a little, enthusiastic partition optional... want to move this off here and on to facebook?
...
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ "man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
send text in blue
fuk, white*
Roll
Rollio Pollio
...
rr--r-r-rr-r-roll
Jesus OP just abort
Is this an actual cop?
are you an actual autist?
I think he is.
Checked!
Op here. Other chick deleted me after beating joke.
test 123
I see you, you piece of shit.
Fuck the cringe. Hurts to read, but I can't wait for the reaction.
hello dimitri
send her this saying "fuck you mean nigga"
Rerroolll
Why not just get straight to the point?
Op here. I've been considering deleting her as its too cringey to cope with. I won't though.
Notice subject is black.
321 test
Nah, play it through and see where it goes, or the cringe was all for nothing.
oh god what the fuck
So? Better?
yes
"Lets find out."
She's a keeper
Y-You stole my trips.
Trips have spoken.
Winner winner
Quuuuuads
Oop
This is what I meant