You know the drill

You know the drill.

Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old retard.

Why haven't we fucked yet?

you're guilty of police brutality.
So I'm charging you with brutal sexinesss

AM I BEING DETAINED?

I'm actually 27 and lonely

Tell her you found her police baton and want to shove it in her sass....

Link to this shitty thread so she find out how fucking pathetic you are.

I'm currently on a website talking with other pedophiles about where to get our next score, talk to you in a little bit.

You will be arresting me for murdering that pussy

can i request a full cavity search?

I must warn you officer, I don't cum quietly

My dick is the law and you're going to take it whole

hahahahaha fucking this

I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW

if i were to hide a condom filled with cocain in my rectum, how big of a chance is it a search dog will catch me in the airport?

Rolling

Rerolliinnh

I'm about to go Michael Brown on your piglet ass, and beg you to blow out my nigger brains. Then you can watch my pavement ape brothers and sisters cackle in the streets. Gorillas in the mist style. Then you can relax over some skittle and Arizona tea, and simmer with the zimmer.

This one!

Reroll

roll

This is amazing

Roll

roll

R-r-r-roll

GET ME SOME FUCKING DUBS!

ROOLL

WINNER

WINRAR!!

WINRAR

Winning

Allow me to be the Dick to your Tracey

winrar?

well then

I want you to handcuff me, throw me in the back of your squad car and shove your nightstick up my ass. I wont resist.

Fuckin typos

>nut
wtf are you doing?
its done
fucking ruined
go home people nothing more to see here

>i nut

Lucky you, I love S&M so your police brutality will just get me excited win/win

in soviet russia, nut warns you

MY HANDS ARE UP DON'T SHOOT

nothing. short. of. anal.

>Not noticing someone already got dubs

Ouch... Just, ouch.

>i nut

>must to nut
How do you do that?

When you come home from work, I'll be the one beating ass

reroll

You haven't seen aggression yet. You're fuckin dead, kiddo.

its k op recognized the dubs

Also, Rolling for OP to send this pic

scenario: i'm doing you doggystyle and wearing your police hat
would it be ok with you if i grabbed your baton and shoved it up your ass, in that situation?

>I nut

>5555

czech'd

Nice Quads

QUADS

the quads have spoken

Check em

>OP detected
>nut...

No typos this time OP

Check em

checked

most people would take this as a joke but I really want to slap you around a little, enthusiastic partition optional... want to move this off here and on to facebook?

...

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ "man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

send text in blue

fuk, white*

Roll

Rollio Pollio

...

rr--r-r-rr-r-roll

Jesus OP just abort

Is this an actual cop?

are you an actual autist?

I think he is.

Checked!

Op here. Other chick deleted me after beating joke.

test 123

I see you, you piece of shit.

Fuck the cringe. Hurts to read, but I can't wait for the reaction.

hello dimitri

send her this saying "fuck you mean nigga"

Rerroolll

Why not just get straight to the point?

Op here. I've been considering deleting her as its too cringey to cope with. I won't though.

Notice subject is black.

321 test

Nah, play it through and see where it goes, or the cringe was all for nothing.

oh god what the fuck

So? Better?

yes

"Lets find out."

She's a keeper

Y-You stole my trips.

Trips have spoken.

Winner winner

Quuuuuads

Oop

This is what I meant