ITT: we make broad assumptions about each others lives based on hand pics

ITT: we make broad assumptions about each others lives based on hand pics

do your worst faggots

You have a 3 pack of katanas.

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Your hand looks like you shoved nail clippers up your ass, got them stuck in there, reached inside your asshole to retreive them, couldn't get them and then didn't wash his shit infested hands for 3 weeks.

Angsty teen.

You are a seriously dirty motherfucker.

Can someone dox this pigpen from that receipt on the desk there?

Fuck it

it's a katana, wakizashi and tanto you scrub

just jealous i get to work with my hands all day and stay fit

You eat poorly and make a lot of poor life decisions.

Are you the german coder dude, who hasnt bathed in years?

You work a hard labor job in the sun.

You chill in the livingroom most of the time.

too busy jerking off to traps to trim your nails

diabeetus like that cat gif

Surprisingly accurate.

You probably play bass in some fucking awful "21 Pilots wannabes" band, kys.

You care enough to put a bandaid on what's probably a very superficial cut on your index finger, but not enough to wear socks around the house like nor clip your nails on the reg. Dry calloused skin, thick wrists, I'm gonna guess you're blue collar something or other.

you're a fat, lazy bastard
oh wait, you said assumptions

every single hand you ever touched in your life....has held/jacked off a dick ^_^ and...most guys don't wash so...kinda makes you want to go wash? :P

LOL WHAT PANTS ARE YOU WEARING!!?

post pic of gay pants

Scruffy twat, get a wash & sort them toes out .. ewwww ..

Unemployed teen living at home, still in school, uses memes outside of the internet, listens to rap and dubstep.

You have an iPhone 5

Under age b&

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kek

Shit at Photoshop

lives with parents, hasn't seen the sun yet this summer

>stay fit
>fat americuck hands

You're shit at photoshop.

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Be honest

You're bad at photoshop.

You post get threads with christian bale pics, post bananas and the zootopia girl.

at least change the fucking filename when you troll you stuff faggot

I see that fucking RDA you meming fuck.

>be OP
>be 42
>live in mother's basement next to laundry room
>favorite meal Dinty Moore beef stew and Pasta Roni
>had one girlfriend four years ago
>she was blind
>she enjoyed listening to Food Network shows
>left me for guy in neighborhood with Downs Syndrome
>took it pretty hard
>started having sex with my mom on the washer
>got her prego
>nine months later she gives birth to my son/brother
>started major addiction to Cool ranch Doritos
>can't get enough
>start sucking cock for Doritos
>fix cars for doritos
>start repairing my own Toyota Sedan
>drive my mom and son/brother to park
>leave them there
>sweetfreedom.jpg
>come home to celebrate by getting on Sup Forums

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a guy that doesn't shower. I'm a fucking aircraft mechanic and my hands are clean at the moment because I take fucking showers. Also you're fat as fuck.

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Automotive bulb - receipt - car keys - Grease stained hands (They look washed, but not scrubbed clean, like you haven't finished yet)
What was wrong with your car?

>all these fat / stunted hands

You cant make this shit up

lol

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Pic I took at work yesterday

the hands of a 13yo minecraft player

Bonus points if u guess what movie im watching

Try me.

Front

Before you say anything I'm actually a nice guy

And back, for your viewing pleasure.

Palm reader heaven

I'm guessing chimney cleaner and child molester

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I've heard of bigfoot but never Bighand!!

You spend an abnormal amount of time in fear of Bill Murray blasting you with a proton pack at the end of the movie.

married man who's wife tells him to quit playing video games nonstop
i get the vibe that you live with yout grandparents, long fingers are good for gay sex tho.

please be gentle.

You work at a car dealership

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Let me hear your opinions

>ayy lmao

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My hands are in

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> le filéname

watch out u better stop he man

His hands are so far, it's probably sill wrong

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I feel you have the hand of a dead meme from 2012

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OPs hand is fucking disgusting

lol nice watch.

Better pic

Ausfag going on the parking ticket and atm reciept

probably work some shit tier job like a boilermaker going on the filthy fat hands

seriously, clean your fucking surroundings.

i would love to fuck her....shes a lil girly and have her dance ontop of me =-)

Kek

you wear a ring because you not so secretly wish you were a woman.

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Go

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Fuckin fell on my bike today.

You have great rubbing hands for rubbing my butt cheeks ;)

Your house is so filthy, you had to find a corner to take the pic in so we didn't see how disgusting you are.

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Hi. He wouldnt hold still.

you're a tire changer

You a a fat an disgusting neckbeard and you mother did not raise you properly. Go on a fucking diet and clean up your fucking room.
Shit fashion sense or you work with acids.
Clumsy with knives of you pick your fingers judging by your longer than average nails. Haven't had sex in a while or are not a gentleman because a gentleman cuts his nails before engaging in foreplay.
You're white and probably not old enough to be here.
You go to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
Bigger guy. You have a decent job to afford that keyboard
You're 12 and wondering what this is.
You're white and live with upper-middle class parents.
>Late 20's Early 30's. You have a dog.
Get off the fucking internet grandpa.

I'm interested to see what is said about me

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i make the assumption you're an under 21 faggot.

kys.

Because of this thread, hands now look very strange to me.

is that a jaguar with p90s?

you're alright

Can see you also live in tasmania (kek) and drive an unregistered sliver 1999 toyota camry

show us his wiener.

His hand could really stroke something on me :)

it sure is summer

faggot

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oh shit nigger yours definitely do

i think that hair gave me vertigo

>Bigger guy. You have a decent job to afford that keyboard

Not bad, luckily not weight that makes me big haha. Gym 7 days a week and work in construction