Town of Salem stories.
>be me
>queued up for ranked
>1600 elo
>get Godfather
>after first night claim invest and call out a random player for being Godfather or Mayor
>town immediately calls out me being exe
>voted up
>ohshit.jpg
>Exercise my 1st amendment right and don't say shit for the defends
>town judgement says i could be jester
>all vote innocent or abstain
>Nobody dared to vote me up, and I was immune to night attacks
>EZ win for Mafia
nice play. or should I say nice luck. this game is 90% luck
Lol ok
>Be me
>Use the name Shrek
>See someone enter the name Farquuad
>thisismahswamp.jpg
>"Shrek is love, Shrek is life" I told myself as I watched the wheel spin.
>Jailor
>The Ogrelord delivered
>1st night
>Jail Farquuad because fuck him, that's why.
>Decide that it was all ogre for him
>execution.jpg
>2nd day
>Turns out he was the Serial Killer
>Went on to win with the Townies.
Legend.
>be me
>silentjim
>mafia
>kill people without saying a word
>play mind games with town
>town thinks Im unkillable
>get jailed
>vig says Im immune
>jailor backs me up
>skip to end
>about to be lynched
>finally speak my first words: "user is mafia"
>user turns out to be jester
>jester kills sk
>mafia wins
>jester kills sk
>be me
>playing as "David Bowie"
>serial killer
>no one suspects David
>proceed to pick off the town members one by one
I skipped
>jester gets lynched
Now it's a 10/10 story
>playing with three other friends over skype, trying to guess who's who
>start to notice a trend
>friend 1 never wins
>like never ever no matter what
>he's mafia - mafia loses
>he's town - mafia wins
>he's werewolf or something - he gets lynched
>he's jester - he gets serial killered
>played something like 20 games, well beyond the point where random chance should have given him a win
>never won once
>friend refuses to touch the game ever sense
dude was goddamn MAD.
Got it. Next "Whats black and white and smells like shit"
you're autistic. If you jail sk and dont execute him he kills you... nice fake story or gr8 b8
If SK kills jailor, and jailor jailed said SK the night of, the town knows who the SK is.
he said execution.jpg, meaning he executed the dude
But you can't execute on the first night as Jailor.
this
not really... often dumb jailors dont leave a will and its just as likely that the SK randomly attacked the jailor (as opposed to jailor jailing sk randomly). Usually about 50%
this game is ez when you're pissed because you sound like a retard and everyone thinks you're the jester regardless
>be me
>doctor
>hate doctor, people always think you're sk
>whatever
>heal people for like 5 nights, blocked 3 attacks
>get voted up because why not
>claim doc, patients back me up
>split vote, thank god
>self heal that night, just in case
>attacked
>next morning, vig said I was immune
>voted up, guilty
>"user was the Doctor"
>ohshit.jpg
>medium laughs at me that night
>next morning
>hang the vig, he's exe
>guilty, he's actually vig
>he ragequits
>town somehow still won the game
haven't played in awhile so i did not know, i apologize
You're right. It was the second night
>SK kills medium first night
>notinmahswamp.png
>Obvs Farquuad the fuckwad
>Jail him
>Pleas innocent
>Tell him he's a lying little faggot
then I executed Farquuad and town won. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
You can go ahead and call me a faggot if you want but it did happen.
Another story of mine
>playing all any, fun as fuck
>get veteran
>easy
>night one
>go alert
>get a visitor
>not today bitch
>day 2, only one death
>"Faggot was the Arsonist killed by Veteran"
>town wins
>easy
All any is fair and balanced
>Be witch
>Night 1
>Controled GF into janitor
>Consig and Mafioso dies to vet (why consig visited "dead" target?)
>N2
>GF suicides to vet
>Maf got screwed
>Grifs Fan (hi if you are here, Tim Goldberg here) kills 5 ppl as vet
>Be GF
>N1
>Choose target
>Target was jailed
>Repeat it till N5
>N5
>Target was healed
>We didn't kill anybody for 7 nights
>Play with dude called Rarity
>He claims "Most powerful TS role"
>He claims medium
>Everyone believes him
>He became new mayor
>We won