Sup Faggots. I have to visit a jail tomorrow to finish my 'scared straight' program. Anything cool I can do there? Cannot bring shit in as it is a jail with metal detectors.
(reason I hafta do this is because I got some kid from school's password to their google account and shared it with you guys. 9132 pictures of gay porn in their cloud, Sup Forums tier racism on school webiste - charged with unauthorized access violation)
Whip out your pocket and make some nigger your bitch
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They ain't going to do shit m8 just sit back and listen to some of the shit they say
Connect with the locals.
Ask them what it is like to be gay because they fuck each other in the asses and suck each others dicks.
No one is going to hurt you physically. The prison guards won't let that happen. So take advantage of that.
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Make retard noises and laugh at them
It's June 22, shouldn't you be in summer right now?
Spit in the someone's face
your such a gay faggot for being caught, try not to cry but im assuming your one of those whimpy kids in school.
mock them for their lack of freedom
say something along the lines of "G im down with my crew, nigga like me ride till we die, bitches be lickin on my balls while all you cell homos get is stinky ass, damn right im scared straight, i aint ever gonna end up some jail cell bitch like you cell hoes, enjoy your shitty 3X a day meals and for desert pillow you cell faggots"
bring them pens
When some big black guy says that he's going to make you his bitch, start calling him a faggot, that prison made him soft, and that his breath smells like butthole.
>talk loud
White people talk loud as well
>(reason I hafta do this is because I got some kid from school's password to their google account and shared it with you guys. 9132 pictures of gay porn in their cloud, Sup Forums tier racism on school webiste - charged with unauthorized access violation)
Pretty awesome Sup Forumsruv.
Anything cool I can do.
>Steal the Warden's password(s), share with us.
Remind them of their lesser status in life and how they all have latent homosexual tendencies because they're around men all day.
You better not cry like a bitch, OP. They can't do anything to you for real.
And then suck his dick and let him pound your boipussy
going to a scared straight program means youre a kid, you have to be 18 to post here bud
Jerkoff and run around screaming daddy's cummies
Sue your school for child abuse.