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Rest in peace edition

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g'an do a suicide

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It's realy gonna irk me when the Queen dies because of how edgy people will be celebrating and making a big deal of it.

It's weird how I feel a strange affinity to a lady I've never met. I do really like her though.

DON'T DO THAT YOU CUNT

>pepe in a guardian cartoon

Never thought I'd see the day

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so?

billericay is like 20

Essex isn't just colchester mate, and there isn't just 1 London station

dickhead

Anyone else here basically cheated out of everything?

>Mfw basically got cheated out of a position at York university but because of my brother's fuck ups I couldn't got

Watching a porno called "your mum's twat is hot 3" lel

Wow you could giver her a great paizuri while she wears that.

>that smug little smirk like getting her tits out is such an achievement

Would live to heem this slag

ah yes, the BBC would definitely announce the death of the queen with "Queen Elizabeth II dies"

fucking spanner, sad how much effort you put into making it n all

Not sure what you'retrying to say here.

Why would your brother stop yu taking a place at uni?

fake news

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I usually use YouTube for music, funny vids that I get linked to and other vids like if I need to know how to do something, literally NEVER followed a personality on there

So who are you going to lips on new year's eve lads?

doesn't communism assume that everyone's a good person and we'll all put in our fair share?

>hard-left
>end capitalism
You mean "actual leftism"?

spending a lot of money on the mr. porter sale lads

Caused me a bunch of mental stress during the exam and basically fucked up my offer.

That's libertarian communism (try not to laugh when you read this).

Marxist/Leninist/Maoist communism uses forced labour, public executions, random massacres, class warfare and false flags to keep the populous in line.

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
And how we found
The same old fears.
Wish you were here

Are you definitely rejected?

I needed AAA for York and got in with ABB

need a lower cut so you can see the head

Not even a monarchist and never followed the royals but this would make me pretty sad desu.

tfw drunkenly massaged my ex

All me

>Mr Porter
ah yes, le 50 quid for a t shirt website

>Caused me a bunch of mental stress during the exam and basically fucked up my offer.

Hahahahahahaha. Blame someone else you pleb. When I got my York offer it was a fucking AAB and I could do that in my sleep. My family was about as fucked up as they come and constantly arguing/stressing me out and I ended up with all A*s.

Fuck you OP thought the queen had died. But it was just the other queen george michael

>that 5 day long period from Christmas to New Years

Ah yes, crippling depression

if she got her tits out for you you'd be smirking right along with her 2bh

1 peng ting innit

Hope this imagine constitutes treason and you end up spending the rest of your miserable life in solitary confinement.

Expect a knock at the door.

>Caused me a bunch of mental stress

Literal female.

>family aren't taking to each other because we played board games and fell out

ah yes great choice

Just did a VERY aesthetic poo, perfectly cylindrical

>Marxist
>forced
really? i thought i read he was like a real idealist that thought capitalism made bad people

what did you do?

Reckon I'd derive more pleasure from punching an attractive woman repeatedly in the head and face than from putting my willy in her.

on some Space Raider Business ere lads

oh fuck off you waste of space

yeah it's your brother's fault you're too much of a mong to pass the exam

Was it monopoly? monopoly can get pretty

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Tragic

can't believe the queen is gonna die next year

it's gonna be mental

played scrabble and argued about 2 letter words and people were clearly cheating looking up words but saying they were texting

I'm a constitutional monarchist

why didn't you play trivial pursuit?

Alri rasheed?

COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS,
OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT,
(X2) JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US,
AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!

WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED,
(X2) AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION, WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!

THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
(X2) SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING,
TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!

I'm a monarchic constitutionalist

No Marx was a commie through and through. He believed capitalism was good, was necessary, as a step toward socialism. He believed in the natural progression of society we'd go Feudalistic - Capitalistic - Socialist - Communist. He wanted to move society to the next stage, socialism. By any means necessary I might add. He believed anyone holding back was a bad person though, of course. He believed society was ready but that it wouldn't change peacefully. He was an angry alcoholic bastard who never held a job in his life mind, violence was always on his mind.

squad hit the town last night

everything is cold

I'm a radical monarchist

>phones out at christmas

How is it to have a family of utter runts?

Alri lads this is Karen Kujo, she's my GF

say something nice about her

You wake up in Cumbernauld, Scotland

She's dying tonight or tomorrow

Dubs conforms

Who /feelscontemptfortheworkingclass/ here?

Scrabble rules state that you can play a made up word as long as no one notices. If you do get caught however, you lose a turn or points or something like that.
Also, if you accuse a word of being made up but it's in fact a real word, the accuser loses a turn or points

ah yes nice to see all the managers out together

>Nige as the Grinch
kek, cheeky

What an arsedevastated lefty cartoon though

would immediately fling myself off of one of those buildings

christmas dinner didnt really go well

She's hot enough to be MY GF
C'mere Karen you dog cunt

why is no one celebrating kwanzaa this year


hope this great holiday doesn't die off

;_;

what happened lad

the only way this image could be funnier is if there was a 6ft guy in normal attire looking on confused

oh hell naw, you almost got trips

thats practically dubs


RIP queen liz

felt like i wasnt part of it
even though i was with them

>Domestic problems aren't a thing which could affect exams results
Just going to get drunk tonight honestly, I don't care anymore.

Anna

I expect to see people crying about this bus when I'm on my death bed.

My Ummah, Dawn has appeared, so await the manifest victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious,
They have offered their souls in righteousness with constancy and conviction,
So that the religion may be established, in which there is the law of the Lord of the Worlds.

My Ummah, accept the good news, and don't despair: victory is near.
The Islamic State has arisen and the dreaded might has begun.
It has arisen tracing out glory, and the period of setting has ended,
By faithful men who do not fear warfare.
They have created eternal glory that will not perish or disappear.

Squad on point

?Liz
>lizard

Very subtle queeny.

you need to re-write the art of war but for modern board games

>met up and fought 3 lads from /brit/
>sparked all of them out

fucking aaaaaaard

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BAIT OUT THE CHEEKIEST BASTARD YOU KNOW

lizzbian?

Me, the radical monarchist dressed a a corgi.

Fat narnia slut

i envy people like this because they've accepted their social status and get to have sex and happiness as a result

I say peng, you say ____

>when you're a nationalist conservative capitalist and all you want to do is fuck hippie lefty girls

raaagh

*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personnel kid

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The queen was so fucking cute learning how to use television in the 50s

Oh. My. God.

you x

She's a homosexua llizard?

girl in red would get it tbqh

not gay at all and have been with women before but i do wonder what it feels like to deepthroat a cock

>it's everyone's fault but mine
>I would be a billionaire by now if it wasn't for my bloody family
just give yourself alcohol poisoning you nonce

Second poo for the day lads, Wahey!

>listens to gangsta rap
>convince myself i'm a hardcore gangster when in reality i'd get my shit pushed in

Sounds like you need to find a qt ladyboy.

with the family?