I like my steak well done

I like my steak well done.
STEAK THREAD FAGGOTS!

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so you don't like steak? got it

I like my steak alive and not part of a widely accepted, industrialist, post-apocalyptic, disgusting genocide.

What effect does this have on your poops ?

reported for terrorism

>I like my steak well done.

Sad.

I like it rare-medium

well done steak is good, but only if its really well done, like burned almost, otherwise i prefer rare/medium rare usually

so you don't like steak? got it

Get out fag.

medium rare

I guess it's good you can read.

well done, rare is for faggots. And people who want food poisoning

>I like my steak well done.
Disappointing
Fucking pinko

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10/10 very original and insightful also comedy gold.

Sous vide master race reporting in.

Also, checked

>rare is for people who want food poisoning

why is it called blue

medium rare master race

Fajita steak is good well well done in tacos and shit. But if we're talking steak and taters its medium rare all day

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Well done as well, chop it up and make a sandwich with BBQ sauce is the bomb

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I always go medium. Mostly because I like medium rare and every steak chef underfucking cooks it.

I cook my meat from frozen, makes it a perfect rare everytime.

At first I was like 'ehhh' but it keeps all the juices locked in, and I've read several articles by chefs who swear by it.

Cooking from frozen only adds a couple minutes to the cook time, and the end product is like 3 times juicier.

As you cook the outside instantly, the inside is still frozen. By the time the outside finishes cooking, the inside has reached a warm temp but isn't cooking.

But the ice seals juices in until the last minute, and you end up with a dripping wet juicy steak.

The trick is to vacuum seal the steak when you freeze it. If you just toss it into a bag itll leak all its juices out as it freezes, fucking it up.

OP you're a fucking degenerate.

If you go to a place in NYCm blue on your chart is medium rare you fucking pussy

Medium rare every fucking time.

Cooked

I'm pretty sure you can get sick from eating undercooked meat you dumbass.

Medium, but that sure doesn't look like medium.

What the fuck kinda roadkill do you eat?

Well done steak is for picky children. I bet your mum still has Nam flashbacks from having to hide vegetables so you'd fucking eat them.

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Faggot

your mum's vag m8

Best

medium rare master race reporting in.

>I like my steak alive and not part of a widely accepted, industrialist, post-apocalyptic, disgusting genocide.
>just wanted to let you all know im vegan

You can get e-coli from eating undercooked steak but it's rare way less common then getting salmonella from undercooked chicken

>well done
fucking gross
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>eats his steak well-done

>calls me a dumbass

Brilliant and nuanced criticism, you silver-tongued devil.

You can get sick from anything. People do get sick randomly. Rare steaks, if stored properly aren't anymore dangerous than crossing the street.

welldone steak i aint no fukin zombie and i dont eat cold shit

It gives your immune system a workout.
Anything above rare in a nice establishment is a fucking waste of meat.

I'll only go up to medium rare if I'm at some "steakhouse" like Outback, where they'll pick anyone off the street to cook.
But at a fine restaurant (you know, the kind that you're not walking out without paying a couple hundred dollars for two meals), rare all the way. And the chefs know that.

What the fuck is going on in that video

Go for it dude, she's 68
Mad respect for you for manning up and licking the dust out of her droopy pissflaps
If you like to eat her desiccated roast beef I guess it makes sense that you'd like your steak to have a similar dry, leathery texture

Rare meat overcoming burnt meat. Obviously.

so, instead of buying pre-processed meat, you just hunt/breed the cow yourself?

Only rare ground beef is dangerous since the pathogens grow on the surface and then become mixed throughout. On a rare steak the surface is cooked. Look up dry aging which illustrates my point further

This nigger gets it.

Steak: rare. Burgers: well done.
You'll never get sick that way.

Unless you're a pussy that has never given their digestive system a workout.

Oh god dry aging is the shit

I've bought steaks but it is really thin (almost 1cm thin). How much time should i let it in the pan?
I always feel like i cook it wrongly.

its so raw the air hasnt even gotten to the blood yet

who the fuck photoshopped this stupid picture?

Usually cook my burgers to Medium-Medium Well. Never have been even remotely sick lol.

>Steaks to blue as well, didn't know there was a name for it though

Pussy is Pussy bro

well done?!?! jesus your stupid

Whats the consensus on ketchup? We always eat cheap steak but i getshit for using it at home.

Stump

You fags fight over anything.

stupid Humans, their is absolutely nothing Blue about Steak.

> also why is your steak a hamburger??
Stupid Humans

I always order medium and get medium rare. Last sirloin I ate I swear I could have eaten without my dentures in.

>paying a couple hundred dollars for two meals
>two meals

But user...why would you need to eat TWO meals?

Those aint burgers

This chart is way more accurate. Chef fag here.
I prefer rare if I'm cooking it but if I order out and I don't know whois cooking it I'll order med rare

OP is a fag for real

As a chef I love this post

Same here user, same here.

Buy better product. Thin steaks are a pain in the ass to cook rare (right)
Invest in a thermometer if you can't time it out right

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This is what I think of your shit tier steak

Well done? I should confirm your kill.

Is there actually much difference between blue and just eating a raw steak?

What is that like Burger Kings idea of a steak.

> Come with fry's right?

Fuck your global warming meat

I hope you die in a cow stampede.

Beef tartare dumbass. Perfectly fine to eat. Chicken, pork, and some types of fish are really the only types of meat with the potential to make you ill if eaten raw.

Do you mean fries or does a fry own something

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You're a fucking retard

medium sometimes medium well

The term well done on meat is fucking ironic.
It's like the special olympics.
"Oh? You ran 100meter dash in 3 minutes? Well done!"

Rare

>cooked beef
faggots
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Medium well. Most people who like Medium rare just remember their dads saying it was the best mirrored by pop culture and have yet to develop their own opinions.

Yes, obviously I meant fries
> Stupid Humans

Lol idd.

>ITT: RETARDED FUCKING YANKS EATING RAW GROUND BEEF

That country produces nothing but fuckinf wank stain bullshit. And feminists ofc. And genderless biqueer demicunts furry. Fucking build that wall please. All around you. We'll fill it with water then. Retards

>projecting this badly.

Work at a steakhouse. Medium rare is pretty uncommon in family settings. Most dad's get medium, medium-well and their faggy kids followed suit.

I do like medium rare because of my dad but that's not the fucking point.

Then you don't like steak, and should stop wasting money on expensive food that you don't like when prepared properly.

Around 20 secs at high heat on each side. Then around 2 minutes very low on each side. Put them on a plate and cover with aluminium foil for 4/5 minutes to rest

Sorry faggots rare is the best

bait car

More?

Steak is meh honestly everytime I eat it its so fucking chewy

Medium rare
If it's not pink in the middle, you fucked up

It's referenced by pop culture so often because it's the superior choice.

that sir is a burger and i like my burgers well done because i dont want to die

This

What is the aluminium for? Can't eat right after the 2min step?