Ask a guy that works on airplanes anything

Ask a guy that works on airplanes anything

Why are you wearing that silk top...? Where are you?

What do you do for living?

What skills do you need in a job like that?

hey airforce boy, timestamp for proof

Hi chan

What surplus store did you get that from?

>What skills do you need in a job like that?
None at all really I'm pretty tarded

>What surplus store did you get that from?
The faggot tax dollars store

fuck you zoomie

>hey airforce boy, timestamp for proof
Momentarily

r u at shaw

No I'm up north homie

Here you go faggots

r u at jber

>r u at jber
Jber??

Most interesting specialty tool you use?

What is an airplane?

2A551?

>Most interesting specialty tool you use?
Probably a Jbar use the tension of another screw or bolt to remove another one that's too difficult to get out by hand.

Whats the thing behind you?
Whats that shit on your shirt?

thats a no.

Dude I'm an ammo troop and I still think your job sucks more ... Y'all work 16 hour shifts for some bull shit pilot that gives zero fucks if he breaks the plane. What plane . Do you work on crewmember fag

How much you make a year?

>Dude I'm an ammo troop and I still think your job sucks more ... Y'all work 16 hour shifts for some bull shit pilot that gives zero fucks if he breaks the plane. What plane . Do you work on crewmember fag
C-17s dawg and we only work 12 hours shifts for faggot pilots

He makes Jack shit . I know because I'm also in the AF

first question, why cant your rotate photos, but you can work on airplanes

Only like 23000 or so but my house and medical and college is paid for

Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?

>first question, why cant your rotate photos, but you can work on airplanes
I'm at work you cuck I don't have time for questions like this

Fact: it's an oxygen mask and he's always in emergency situations

I work on jets and I'm not in the gay ass chair force. Why would I ask you anything?

Because I'm not an army or Navy fag

How many sharpies can you get in your ass?

>How many sharpies can you get in your ass?
Almost 1 I'm tight down south

I wanna be a pilot in the force, know anything useful to get in?

faggot pilot here...

Get off Sup Forums and get back to fixing jets you dolt!

have any tips on how to get a better chance of being in the force?

why does my bum bleed after I poop?

>I wanna be a pilot in the force, know anything useful to get in?
Go to college first get your degree then go to ots... do ROTC as well

>why does my bum bleed after I poop?
Hemrhoids?

>why does the united states still use a10s
>why is the f35 so ugly

Boooooooooooooooot, get off Sup Forums and get back to work slave

>faggot pilot here...

>Get off Sup Forums and get back to fixing jets you dolt!
Listen you fuck. I work 12 hours for you to break everything on your little 2 hour local then you proceed to bitch when you get back... "my seat doesn't recline properly, the control stick felt spongey while flying but was fine when we landed. " gtfo

You at Travis?

What about the academy? Any advice there?

Lol art 15 base restriction half pay with reduction in rank gg you little bitch im going to find you and bring you in my office

>What about the academy? Any advice there?
If you join you don't need a letter of recommendation from a senator but do very good in college there is obviously a captain in here I'm sure he could give you more advice on officer shit than me some faggot enlisted douche

how does dick taste?

Hmm.. 23k is literal shit.. More than you'd make working min wage job in a year Tho I think..
I'm thinking bout joining navy soon, should I lads?

so.... you make like 28K?

How often are you pressured into not doing the proper maintenance work, and letting planes take off anyway knowing it can blow the fuck up mid-air?

>You at Travis?
Bingo

are kidding me they all pay shit, go to the military for fucking peanuts? you could do almost anything and make more than that

Why you fuckers get to wear Tiger Stripe Digital is beyond me.

You guys never leave a fucking base, give that shit to the Army or Marines. Or does it make you feel like your a Combat troop when the only gear you have is a broom to go sweep the runway.

Thanks. See you space cowboy

>How often are you pressured into not doing the proper maintenance work, and letting planes take off anyway knowing it can blow the fuck up mid-air?
Well we would never send a plane out with a problem that severe but some maintenance is a little rushed

Oh same I work at DGMC. You should come smoke some cigs with me at the dorms

I'm an armyfag that went to West Point but was accepted by USAFA

Ask any questions you got

GET BACK TO WORK! I pay your salary

>Why you fuckers get to wear Tiger Stripe Digital is beyond me.

>You guys never leave a fucking base, give that shit to the Army or Marines. Or does it make you feel like your a Combat troop when the only gear you have is a broom to go sweep the runway.
Lol this isn't a deployment uniform those are brown and shit army has digital already anyways and so do marines

Why didn't you go Corps with the men? Fuckin POG.

Where my Jarheads at? 0311 RAH

This shit has improper dating format "pilot fag"

I fix planes too!

can jet fuel melt steal beams?

No, but it can sure soften the out of it.

I'm smart enough to make it into the airforce

have you ever jacked off in an airplane. flying or not

>have you ever jacked off in an airplane. flying or not
Nah

whats life in the air force like?

>whats life in the air force like?
Kinda shitty

We all passed the same test so....

>We all passed the same test so....
Scored differently branch to branch tard...

Fuckin pog

have you ever been laid as adirect result of telling someone that you fix airplanes?

Not a marine but 11b in Afghanistan atm

>have you ever been laid as adirect result of telling someone that you fix airplanes?
No I'm no good with bitches

4 more months left

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Where are you stationed?

>Where are you stationed?
Answered that

Nigga you could have just typed it in

Going to Camp Pendleton in October. How fucked am i?

when your mom feed you saying "here comes the airplane" were you like, "mom take her down the engine is rekt its full of vegatables"?

Kinda, top kek. It fuckin blows. Everyone whos not sucking officer dick on the side wants out. Them and the perpetually upbeat black guys

Butter bar?

Why're you a POG

Do you use your job title as a stripper name?

I'm being nice but you're spot on

Ha!
Gotcha liar. It's actually 1:46

Why are you a boot faggot?

This needs to be answered

>silk top over tan tee

Were you enlisted?

>This needs to be answered
No it cannot

I joined the Army and love it so far. It pays good enough, just depends on your job and how much you think you'll like it.

No, jet fuel cannot melt steal beems, thats why bush used thermite. Checkmate, govfags

How did you get the job?

>Were you enlisted?
I am

Navy Corpsman here. Currently FMF side. You want some Motrin you little bitch?