People love to talk shit at us but if you guys are real you have to admit that there are not that many countries that have done better than us since this century started
>2000 semis and got refballed against france
>2004 final, greece happened, merit to them
>2008 qf, we lost to a far superior german team
>2012 semis, lost to spain in the penalties, the current world and european champion at the time
>2016 at least semis, haven't lost a game so far
I know none of you will admit but we're part of europe's elite of football.
Wyatt Wright
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Connor King
>we're part of europe
Everything was correct until there
Asher Bailey
technically, we are
and the most western country in europe
Julian Hernandez
Hmmm I have a feeling that you gonna make it this time cuz you play ugly football with a lots of tactics after a long time
Its an unwritten law that good and beautiful football playing teams dont win tournaments like Euro or WC
Michael Wright
>Moorish education
Alexander Smith
>haven't won a game so far
fixed
William Turner
italy and spain are closer to africa than us.
Zachary Ward
germans did 2 years ago
some argue spaniards did twice
brazil in 94 played great football aswell as in 2002
Jacob Parker
>us >tumblr
user the truth is the only reason anyone is remotely caring about you is Ronaldo and Ronaldo only.
Nathan James
iceland is an island, its not in europe you fucking dumb chink
>america hat education
Christopher Cruz
Who gives a fuck? Y'all salty anyway, Ronaldo or no Ronaldo
Sebastian Bailey
>dont win anything >we da best how delusional are you, you fucking yurocuck?
Luis Flores
It's not like you guys are the good guys, but you are quite good. The problem is that you consider yourselves to be elite in a meme sport. And even you have the biggest meme in it. Tsunaldo
Be as good as you want, but stop with the butthurt.
Landon Scott
No one said we were the best you dumbfuck morbid obese clapper
Christian Bailey
>don't win anything >"w-we're elite! i swear!
Jonathan Walker
1. We never said we were the best. 2. We didn't lose either. 3. Every team we beat is a great team until we beat them, after that they are shit and we are even worse cause we need extra time/penalties to win. 4. stay salty over a sport you don't even follow/understand.
Nicholas Phillips
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Dylan James
>mfw possibly the only neutral that supported portugal
I'm quite enjoying the asshurt
Luke Murphy
>we da best I have never said that, but that we're part of the elite you cannot deny it.
>nederlands everyone loves them but tell me again what hae they done?
>sweden who?
>belgium they're starting to be relevant again only now
>wales who?
>croatia they always flop big time, even when they're the better team
>switzerland zero
>russia they always end embarrassing themselves
>england the biggest choke country
>greece one race horse
>spain, italy, germany the very best
>portugal elite
Caleb Wood
Gonde will expose you in the final like he exposed Spain and Belgium.
Colton Lee
>implying we don't play like Italy >implying we don't have a better offensive than Italy
Sorry, Bendtner, but no.
Jackson Roberts
>Brazil 94 great football
Nicholas Perez
>american >being salty over a third world country.
user pls.
Ayden Kelly
Well, you are here giving him (you)s...
Connor Perez
Well, it's maybe the third time you reply to me or my fellow portuguese men, so I sense a lil bit of salt in your veins, you might want to get your blood pressure checked there, John.
Joseph Cooper
what do you mean
life is good here and i probably have faster internet than you
Kayden Hughes
"not that many countries"
but there are countries. aka spain germany italy brazil
any country that has won a tournament lol
Nicholas Walker
we don't like you because of the players
take Ronaldo for example
>2008, miss penalties, terry slips and Ronaldo wins CL, screams TSUU
>2014, do nothing, score the 4th penalty, run around screaming TSU
>2016, do nothing, score the 5th penalty, run around screaming TSU
fine he was likable in 2004 when he cried, but if he cries next week then we will just laugh at him instead of like in 04 when we felt for him.
Easton Nelson
>part of the elite >never won anything
And before you say it, I don't consider England part of the elite, but Portugal certainly aren't. You barely ever qualified for tournaments before 2000
Kevin Thompson
You're definitely part of Europe's elite, lower than Germany, Spain, Italy and France but higher than everybody else.
>2000 >refball lolno
Gavin Flores
>coffe is overpriced at 0,75€ >a good meal costs between 5 and 12€ if you know the right places >I never paid more than 20€ to see my club play >I was born in a place where I was teached to be able to both cook and appreciate actual food >I had never seen a black person until college >I never saw a muslim irl >I don't run a risk of being shot when I walk outside my door Yeah, the USA are a great place to live in
William Hernandez
Hm hm hm
Josiah Lopez
>implying 2000 was 2 years ago.
Blake Bennett
>I had never seen a black person until college >I never saw a muslim irl
after that is just a bunch of teams trying to meme their ways to victory, this spot includes Uruguay now because even my parents weren't alive to see their trophies and memeing a copa america win through penalties and paraguay is not convincing. Portugal is in this group, along with the Neverlands, but even the Neverlands have more merit for reaching world cup finals and having a certified GOAT in cruyff.
Jonathan Edwards
>DEUSebio >Not GOAT
Murica confirmed for not knowing shit about football.
Connor Murphy
Daily reminder that if you aren't from Lisbon you are not portuguese but either a moor or a spaniard.
Jayden Reyes
>todos esses portugas irritados
Vocês são todos uma merda mesmo. Seleção de um jogador só. O resto é uma merda que jogaria até na 2nd divisão brasileira.
Jonathan Jenkins
>gringo de merda >talks about certified GOAT but doesn't even know Deusebio.
Cooper Green
daily reminder that everyone hates Lisbon and it could be nuked and nothing would be lost
Ryan Reyes
>Spain They barely did anything of note before 2008.
Luis Gonzalez
>os jogadores brasileiros vêm todos para a liga portuguesa >metade deles volta para o brasil Weldon, por favor.
Jose Hill
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
Lucas Long
>eusébio
He's not even relevant in world football.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Trás-os-Montes (quase espanhol) REPRESENT!
Gavin Sullivan
>nothing would be lost except all our GDP
Nolan Williams
He's still right about reaching wc finals and winning euro though
Brandon Martin
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Xavier Parker
>except all our GDP Comencing dump (with sources)
Literally all of Lisbon's GDP comes from it serving as the headquarters of private and public companies, you could literally change this to Elvas if you wanted.
William King
>mfw I live in the southern part of the best province.
just kill me senpai
Luis Garcia
>he seriously believes this
Luke Clark
>feeling the need to explain to the overlords
David Fisher
No.
Brazil, Italy, Germany tier below Argentina, France, Spain
Thomas Watson
>I had never seen a black person until college >I never saw a muslim irl EU AMO LISBOA MULTICULTURAL VÃO-SE TODOS FODER
Jason Gomez
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Cooper Foster
>Norte reportando dentro
Carter Johnson
Yeah, not really a great euro
Logan Martinez
I know bro it was just bait ffs, why do you have that shit saved on your pc anyway?
Chase Johnson
fixed
Camden Powell
Yeah, not our fault we don't have nearly the same population or ressources the great footballing powers have and still, we've managed to amass quite a curriculum. In like 20 years or so, we've reached the top of football, the closest we'd ever been was Eusebio, but as I said, nowhere near as much ressources or population other countries had. We had to make it work with what we had. That's a proof of Portuguese resilience, the same that will lead us to the final and win it.
Nicholas Carter
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Brody Jackson
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Jason Jenkins
Much better desu senpaitachi, also saved.
Elijah Reed
Because I got tired of people -seriously- going >Lisbon is the best produces everything of economic note in Portugal >What?? It stole from the entire country for decades and continues to do so? Post sources you filthy northern nigger of fuck off Funniest thing is I'm not even form north of the Douro
Josiah Foster
daily reminder that you only need to say "Benfica é merda" to score a Portuguese girl
Ian King
saved
normal, nasceste lá. Tens de perceber que, para alguém que nasce num meio racialmente homogéneo, chegar a Lisboa e ver as pessoas que por lá andam é um bocado alarmante
Jason Campbell
>host is gracious and honors your flag >use it for lolcuck jokes on a mocambiquese basket-weaving marketplace
Jordan Evans
I've wrote literally nothing in those 2 posts
Adam Allen
just for reference, it's moçambican
Caleb Ramirez
>Spain >elite
Levi Moore
I just realized northern portugal can be compared to southern france. Both regions differ a lot in terms of culture relatively tp the capital and neighbouring provinces, while sporting great food, costumes and family values.
Jackson Collins
>spain
Samuel Nelson
isso é porque os teus pais falharam na tua educação.
Jaxson Anderson
It was implied.
Good to know.
Connor Moore
E a pergunta?
Jack Howard
>I had never seen a black person until college you don't have mirrors in poortugal?
Kayden Clark
É assim na maioria dos países e as suas capitais. Nós não temos o poder para ter uma capital económica fora da capital executiva (é assim que se chama?).
Joseph Price
Reported for underage
Anthony King
I just waited for a french poster to post so I could upload the pics, go back to Sup Forums or Sup Forums or wherever you came out of. Damn emigras
Jeremiah Parker
Kek Not bad
Jonathan Turner
elementary school/10
Lincoln Collins
Essas dicas fodidas da primária.
Elijah Bailey
> Tens de perceber que, para alguém que nasce num meio racialmente homogéneo, chegar a Lisboa e ver as pessoas que por lá andam é um bocado alarmante isto. Não diria alarmante mas simplesmente diferente.
O norte é relativamente homogéneo em termos de cultura. O único black que conheci aqui no norte era um puto adoptado de angola que jogava bem à bola. Coincidentemente era rude pa crl.
Michael Phillips
Lol I don't know what you are implying but you don't know geography or history.
Joshua Carter
Como alguém que está a estudar estas merdas para fazer disto profissão, o problema não é o centralismo económico per se (cultural é outra história e não discuto esse no Sup Forums), que realmente existe em todos países, o problema é a magnitude obscena do mesmo.
