Post your religion, get roasted

Post your religion, get roasted

None

Religion is for retards.

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Jedi

Mexican

Baptist Christian

yes

Agnostic
Open to the idea of religion

I worship the enormous space asshole

one day space asshole will come to me and shit furiously, and a frothy spout of anus-juice will marinate my entire being

I will then ascend into the inner rectum and become one with the prostate

CHARLES LEE

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Fedoras or Summer? I can't tell...

my religion is memes

Dagon

Wiccan

Newfag

>being this new

your religion

Neither just a skeptic.

Gorilla tits

Muslim

Judaism.

Where my Bokononists at?

i mave my own religion, i behead muslims and other infidels
what should i call it?

WALL

Isis 2.0

Wahhabism

Climb

Inari Shinto

Kek Nice

I follow the Donald.

What religion is this?

>I'm an atheist
>atheism is the lack of a religious belief
>tfw lacking religious belief is a religion

Caucasian

not even a real religion/10

also le tips

Dubs and Vonnegut clean as fuck

thy Akkadians will rise again with their reptilian gods
ISIL cannot stop top

What's the difference between a real religion and a fake one?

radical Narcissism

I am Raëlian. Ask me anything.

Sincerity

I chose to not include religion in my life and neither do I see myself partaking in any other "ism" lifestyles.
I am simply human.

Kektardashian

I would not mind to follow the roman gods..

As long as you're not an evangelical atheist; those guys are obnoxious as hell

Explain what a real religion is. Far as I know it was man made, I believe to put fear in people about going to hell if doing bad. So they follow the rules written in a book by a man. A man or group of em created that idea and feed it to the public.

But I am sincere. Not an edgelord or tumblrina either. Care to elaborate?

attack helicopter

Funny, you don't look yiddish.

I worship the Prophets

Back to the mines, ridge-nosed scum!

I worship lord Saradomin

Well yeah, well your head looks like this

Get a load of this faggot everybody. An atheist who's too cool to just say atheist. Gotta give a faggy ass explanation instead.

Atheism is also now considered a religion. He clearly stated he doesn't include any religion in his life style. Why would you still call him an "atheist"?

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I'm not that OP and am agreeing with you.

Look? You can't see me

I don't really know my religion.
I'd probably go for something non-deist that embraces both pacifism and he concept of fate/destiny and karma.

The only way to fly.

I think this is a simulation, and you're all me living different lives. We can be the same conscious and alive at different times because our consciousness that enters this simulation exists outside of it. Where it's physical laws and time do are different / do not exist.

I believe the reason for this is to experience life by infinitely starting over. Life would get boring if you remembered everything from your past infinite lives, remember how you were as a child? Everything was fucking awesome and new.

But I do believe there is a point where a civilization becomes so advanced, it creates a new simulation of a universe and goes inside it. This will go on forever.

Jew, makes more sense than any other religion/ lack thereof, fire away.

>Spic used dig

yes, i'm high as fuck

Born in a muslim family and believed in that shit till i was about 16/17.
Now an atheist

All I see, is Heresy

The Lord of Light

A strong wind blew from the underground
And it blew away my poems
Duesty winds and heavy coulds are calling over and over
Is there any salvation? (2x)

An evil planned behind you aims to defeat you my Ummah
I swear by the lord in the heavens
So my Ummah listen carefully
Because everything looks vague
Their bombs are thrown like poison over us
And we have no sincere or honest friend

My son was shot in cold blood
With no one to comfort or console me
Oh my kind father, they stabbed you just as one drinks a sip of water
Tuba is your home where there is no misery
Oh my mother do not cry, your religion is rising up
And everything else will go to vain
And since my honor was violated
I'm beseeching my lord, who will answer my dua

Oh my young child, the sound of pride is torn
Everyone is busy singing melodies
Layla is shouting unto you
"Your dignity is desecrated, morons!"
My tongue is fine, but my heart is wounded
And my eyes have become like the mouth of a water pitcher
I mourn for long with no cure
For my folks who are martyrs (2x)

Are there any solutions to get our rights back?
Where's the resistance, where's the pride?
While we are sleeping like the people of the cave
The trial may come to us in a sudden
I'm asking Allah to end this suffering to end
And to send down his soldiers as many as the rain drops
And to raise the Quran and to wane other books
And to grant victory to the soldiers who insist on their duas

Attack Helicopter

This, but not really open to the idea of religion I'm just willing to tolerate the idea's of others without having to accept them as truth.

it really depends how you do it, because evangelism of belief is religion. Period. regardless of whether what you believe is governed by what's observable.

I dont follow religion because you're literally told what to believe. Not my bag.

Ah bro don't even need to have a religion to praise our lord & savior Cthulhu

Buddhism might be your deal.
From what I understand one portion of it is the question things as you see fit, the guidelines in Buddhism are not law.
There is no God, and if enlightenment isn't your goal them maybe it will be another time around.

Muslim.

>Cthulhu
Is there a correct way to pronounce this?

I think general consensus is "Kuh-thoo-loo"

So much filth here we need another inquisition. Catholicism is my religion.

You realize your religion is toxic to society, correct?

You do realize that the office of the Inquisition still exists, right?

DAE Gallileo jailed by funDIES?

Without Catholicism there would be no society. The fall of the western Roman empire resulted in the church being the last stable politic institution.

Let me correct myself, it is toxic in our current society.
My apologies.