espn.go.com
>Result: You're headed to the Utah Jazz!
Share your result
>You'll find a locker-room culture as buoyant as The Great Salt Lake and a few fans just as salty.
Is this the most boring result you could get? Playing on the Jazz might be fun though, no bully pls.
>t. Cs fan
I got miami heat
Fuck that
Going to the Blazers lads.
420 blaze it
Fuck, me too. I hate the heat.
Winter is coming faglet southerners
>I hate the heat.
Faggot
>be Heat fan
>also a faggot
>go to niteclub
>get shot for being a Heat fan
>miami is orlando
>be in australia
>live in a socialist nanny state shithole
>get raped by giant bird
>a date with ps4 then "getting in bed and watching thrones"
is this seriously my best option
Me too, fampai
We winning it all
Miami is just Orlando with a beach, fewer old people, and no amusement parks
That whole state is garbage
>don't care about history
>don't care about banners
>don't care about prestige
>still get Celtics
This quiz has like 3 outcomes, right?
11pm dinner is okay, though that's kinda late for me. I'd like to be in bed by 10, especially if I'm a pro athlete who needs sleep
lmao I don't even know why that's relevant I'm not even from Miami.
got the jizz. don't know how to feel about this
Eh, if you also don't care about money or weather, it'll happen.
But it probably was you saying you're not 'Toine.
The Heat
I got the Magic. I picked all humble answers and I was expecting to get the Suns after picking "low taxes" and "year round sunshine". Does Orlando have low taxes? Phoenix literally has no taxes.
>don't care about money, banners, or weather
Surely Cleveland would be a better fit. Or Toronto.
You're headed to the Detroit Pistons!
how fucked am i
Yeah I'm average and well I don't need a big city to keep me entertained and I like Popi's coaching style.
Positional fit? Fact that regardless what you answer about money, Cs have double max cap space? Shit test? Dunno.
I think I'm OK with the Hawks, pretty sure a few of the answers i gave were the polar opposites of Atlanta though
I'm going to Portland
Big 3 user/Dame/CJ about to 1peat
>Minnesota
I think if I ever became a chicano, I would like to live in the north, and Minessota seems nice, so I'm happy with my result.
This the whole state of Florida is ass
>these questions
got celtics btw, no problems here
I'm going to Portland lads
Better do it legally
Minnesota is libtard central though. Go live in based North Dakota if you want a comfy northern state.
>hate black people
>"YOU"RE GOING TO THE ATLANTA HAWKS"
thanks
I thought that option would auto put you on the jizz lel
Don't follow NBA, what does the result alone say about me?
who else /celtics here/
THIS IS OUR FUCK IN CITY
That you're a beta that doesn't like to be in the spotlight p
i don't if this is good or not
>atlanta cawks
But people would be racist towards me in a more redpilled state, wouldn't they?
You could live there and have acres between neighbors. Who is going to bother you?
Not too bad off, lot of youth on that team to grow, very up and coming atm
I wouldn't mind playing for the jazz, seems like it would be comfy
You're fucked
>hating the heat without lebron james
For what purpose user? They're good goys again
Welp. Im going to the land of gumbo. Wish me luck. Hope I don't get shot in new orleans
>knicks fan
>got the knicks
>mfw
>11pm dinner is okay, though that's kinda late for me. I'd like to be in bed by 10, especially if I'm a pro athlete who needs sleep
jalen rose has said its routine for many athletes to just go to bed at 2am
they don't have to get up early in the morning, not every athlete is kobe in the gym like 14 hours a day, lots of them just party until the late night then sleep till like 10 or shit like that
i got the Knicks, what are they?
are they some kind of underdogs?
Celtics in 2016 don't care about that either, its more like the spurs kinda with the whole "team first" vibe
no superstars and all that
old people retire in florida for a reason, and its not just the weather, or they'd come to california
>Orlando
Wtf..
they suck and are delusional because they were ok at different periods, also its the biggest city in the USA outside of Los Angeles
ha gaaaaaay
>Lillard
>McCollum
>Me
>Vonleh
>Davis
who can stop us (from another second round exit)?
Damn sound comfy as fuck user, don't tempt me, I'm poor, I'm not allowed to have dreams.
Besides, I would have to work and shit like that, I'd have to interact with people no mather what.
JUST
>hate black people
>play in the NBA
???
>Lakers fan
>got Celtics
Result: You're headed to the Brooklyn Nets!
Congratulations. To quote Brooklyn's greatest philosopher, you're sicka than your average.
well at least there's puerto rican qt's in brooklyn
If I was Andrei Kirilenko and you told me I was playing for the Jazz and my wife was going to let me fuck any fecund Mormon qt blonde for free then I would be pretty excited about that
>Lakers fan
>implying you're not a bandwagon faggot anyway
BTC we know about chea
bretty based if I do say so myself