Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Im good. Hanging out in a dark corner of the house.
Maybe I was the cat all along!

Rory-sama claimed

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>Seras

Shizuru get.

Joe claim

Bathroom claim?

Yozora claimed, and I'm going the hell to bed.

Cute kitty.

WHAT A TWIIIIIIIIIST!

You always imply guns!

That is true.... or maybe they can!
>Over 2.7k

Night Yozo.

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Good night.

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Good night

my soulmate

calling Garon-chan if it has not been done yet.

Garon-chan is best groan-chan.

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Surprised to see any on you guys still awake. Good morning!

It's too hot.

Still here

Ive been out lurked

Good morning, user, how are you?

You can't outlurk me if I try!

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Fine, thank you. How has life been?

kek. i have no idea why it happened either. images stopped loading, then my mouse froze along with my music, keyboard wouldnt let me do anything either. this was really weird.

goodnight!

we go to the bank for a loan! whats so gunny about loans and business?!

goodnight!

goodmorning!

oh my...

Very good, how about yours?

Good morning to you =]
>ţŕï§ťãņå

I had to go jacket off in the kitchen today. I normally don't.
>I work in half my riding gear and a hoodie
Thats how cold it is here.

Welcome back.

What? I'm not going to sleep. I just said good night to the guy who went to sleep.

Wait you do the vector stuff right? If so can you hook me up with some large scale lurking on this one? Squid kid

is that the cook lurking at me?

My life has been busy, but enjoyable. Going to have a hell of a busy summer though...
Morning!
>I don't speak gibberish.

help me with my eggs.

oh fuck my bad

yo!

Its more convenient for you then.

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it says tristana
>イカ娘

You're Ika, I'm always going to assume guns! And guns are very important when you're discussing interest rates!

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Hey Ika.
What's going on with your life, I don't believe I've talked much with you, I think it's time to change that.
>I didn't make that pic
>But I totally could, now that I think about it

Thanks Shiro, did I miss anything?

Don't worry about it.

Summer is too hot when you don't have a pool.

It is.
How are you failing at cooking them?
Not really. Depends on where I stand.

Also this.

youtu.be/E11YwzpmLfU

>Rory-sama

Kyouko went to sleep so now I'm in charge of baking, I guess that's really all.

I have a mud puddle, does that count?
Oh, forgive my incompetence because ai just woke up.

How goes it?

Yes! With this lurk i will be unstoppable, unmatched by all! (Ty btw)

I saw you and some other anons were talking about wow, are you hyped for legion?

If you're ever caught in a house fire, stay in the shower. Then you'll be surrounded by water and can't get burned :O

Best logic 2016
>roof collapses
>best shower and last shower

ありがとうございます。 私は日本語を練習すれ必要があります。
Incompetence is forgiven. What time is it over there?
>Tristana

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WEW LAD

>Unstoppable
Brb, making the ultimate lurk.

>WoW
I'm finding myself wanting to play, but when I do, I just loose interest so fast...

Almost 9 over here in Sligo. What time is it for you?

Why does she have fur arround her eyes?

Ah I see.
I've only made one thread since I've been here, I could take over if you get busy, just give me a shout if you need me I guess.

I believe in you voltorb! ^-^
:(

Fight fire with fire, bring a lighter, fight that puss puss of a house fire

Lurk mode is heading downhill. I'm hearing stuff now

Claiming my loli waifu who knows how to cook

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Thats Polandball...

3:58
Sing a song, wave a magic wand, suck sandman's dick so he could throw sand at my face. I want sleep

>Voltorb
I am of disappoint.

hmmm.... yeah... you hear that Makoto!? lets bring guns to the bank!
Lets make sure you dont skip...Oh, a chat with Kirino? cool.
My life is good really, its been far more relaxed ever since i quit my job. recently its been going up hill for some reason i have no idea why but ill just go with it.
theres a couple people ive always wanted to talk to but im far too shy and intimidated to start a chat with people. you being one of them.

i want to keep the yolk intact but
!) i break it when i crack the egg
@) i break it when i try to flip the egg
#) i break it when i try to pull it off the pan.
>fucked up the numbering system but too lazy to change.

what? thats not something that you should be ashamed (right word?) of. i understand. i usually wake up in a daze if anything.

>ありがとうございます。 私は日本語
i only know up to that point. after that the kanjis just suck.

I didn't realize how lewd that was, when I clicked on it.

On another thought, at least I don't please old men for money.

shit forgot pic

>Rattle rattle

Did you see my reply about the internet? :0
Cute lulu poppy btw :3
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You think you're SO funny don't you, you fucking maggot. You don't even have the right to talk to me. It's just regular eyelashes! Not fur!
It's fine, thanks for the offer though. I'm not very busy, just kicking it listening to some Plastic Girl In Closet.
youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0Wcudidqg

Lighter and a can of arasol/hair spray!

nope, you do it for free.
>ika

At least I don't die at the end of my anime

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lol this again?

>yesterday that was me
>im sorry!

Hello, I don't believe we've talked at all, but I've seen you around.

Fuck you.

:^)

I know who you are.

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:(

That was me! We are not bringing guns to ensure a low interest rate!

WoW and TF2 were my big ones all through highschool. Out of all the mmos ive played wow still has the coolest healers to me and thats why it stuck to me.
>Mistweaver Monk, Holy Priest, and Resto Druid were all my jam

Tfw squid doesnt include you on the list

:^)

I dunno, she's looking a bit like Priscilla from dark souls

>wake up in a daze
Entirely same story for me. Whoever calls themselves a "morning person" is a god who does not need sleep.
Don't be making fun of the morte!

Hi there.
What's up?

日本語をれんしゅうすれひつようがあります。
I need to practice my japanese, it's been a while
I have, I'm bummed, I'm barely awake and hear scrapes when there shouldn't. At bed tryin to sleep
>I miss the poppy waifu poster, wonder where they've gone...
Hello Rebecca Chambers
>Tristana

Howdy niggers

"It's been a while" is me talking, it's not on the text

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I cried like a little bitch at that scene.

Don't talk shit mate.

:^)

Nothing really, on my second coffee, probably gonna go for a walk in a bit.

Yourself?

Tera honest to god had me hooked on healing. I still say it has one of the most interesting healing systems I've seen in a game. If they were to put the combat system into a game with the lore of WoW (Old lore at least) and the graphics styling of FF14, boom. Best MMO ever.
>Oh boy are in 4 1 ell of a lurk m8

Do you like art?

Spoopy

Spooky! Must kill!

Well I'm sorry then but you started it

I hope you're ok :(
I wonder how the OG Konata is doing :(

Did you know; that there is a spooky skeleton inside you right now?

>Sorry about the slow reply, I typed everything up and I accidentally clicked back on my browser
>Grr

That sounds pretty sweet dude. If I were you I'd definitely roll with it, what did you do for a job again? Or used to do, in this case. I can't for the life of me remember. And why did you quit? Just an asshole boss or just didn't like the job itself?

You've wanted to talk to me? Aw dude, I find that really flattering. But, if I may ask, why would you want to talk to me? I'm sure there are many other anons worthy of your attention, like you said.

Ooh. I don't think I've heard these guys before, but I don't really listen to this type of music, but I kinda dig it, semi chill stuff. It's nice

I found this yesterday, I just can't get enough of it, and I'm scared.

youtube.com/watch?v=yNENVZFHutQ

Ya but skeleboneses are 2spoopy4me

get spooked

I'm gonna go eat breakfast then do some shopping. Cya guys later!

Otto Dix? His gallery Der Kreig has many horrifying pictures depicting his experiences during the first world war. That is one of them.

i have the whole doujinshi saved, want me to post it?

(^:

Watching twitch and listening to youtube.
All my friends went to bed so now i'm just burning some time until i maybe get tired.

Is it morning for you?

Yeah, sure, it counts.

I agree.
I love fridges.

Very well said.

NO I-I'll do what..you want

When i played tera there was only 2. One which was a supportive healer, which i love, and regular full on healer. The support one was only great at soloing and so that just left the full heal class, and it was really basic from what i remember. Thats just me though