Need some advice for this shit Sup Forumsros. Can't get matches to save my life, what do I do?

Need some advice for this shit Sup Forumsros. Can't get matches to save my life, what do I do?

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Be a girl

Stop being ugly fagit

Good idea. Any real shit?

pretend to be a girl

i actually got way more matches than i did with a guy profile.. then when you meet up the chick thinks " well i already went outside to meet , so might as well go along with it" so it works. make sure you choose a pretty girl pic

By making an entirely new female facebook? Seems tedious

This would only work in your fucked up head, that's autism boy

Underrated post

Show us the pics you have and we can help to see if they are suitable

i would not be listing it as a viable option if i have not tried it out myself. it works 7/10 times, and it helps to find out what they're comfortable with, e.g. threesomes etc

>can't get matches
kek, you think that is the hard part?

That's called catfishing and you're retarded if you think this is even slightly believable.

have you ever thought that you're just fat and ugly?

This dude's right. Just don't overdo it

Lol

Here goes nothing. Not fat, I think I look relatively normal

99% of the time this is the reason. Bitches are shallow as fuck

Dude I think max you're a 7. You look like you have confidence issues though

doesn't matter, i have a billion matches, and only two replies. tinder is worthless. girls only use it to feel attractive, not to meet anyone.

well, you are ugly. and you're posting your pic here, so you certainly are retarded.

You aren't off.

you're pretty cute actually, what do you put on your profile?

6'0 (I actually am)

School, workplace, usually a stupid joke or pun

That's kinda simple

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Bio: Clean cut is my game. Well, most of the time.

'20
Business Admin.

I get a decent amount of matches, but barely any replies. Someone help me out?

Bio is more important than you think, I'll upload mine in a minute.

I know that, I figured the simplistic approach was a decent way to go.

I try to change it up frequently when shit doesn't work.

Kek

To what?

This bio's a really good conversation starter. If a girl messages me first, it's usually telling me that she laughed at it.

1. do as the girls do: make yourself look as good as possible. Good smile, filters, etc. Girls don't like guys bragging with weights and showing their muscles. This picture is horrible for tinder
2. Don't yes-swipe too much. The algoritm will judge you're ugly and a lot of girls you 'yes' won't get tto see you because you're out of their leage. This is why people who only swipe right stil get no matches.
3. Have some patience.

Damn thats good. Not OP, but maybe ill try smoth like that too

Goddamn that's clever.

Don't mind me, I'm gonna use that. Probably minus the Korean tho lol

>Girls don't like guys bragging with weights and showing their muscles
I guess it depends on the girl, but if you're a good looking guy in the face, showing off your muscles is a guaranteed right-swipe if it wasn't before. Weights aren't necessarily attractive but demonstrate that you take care of your body and attract gymrat girls. As long as you're not writing about how much you can press then there's no harm in putting a gym pic on your profile.

But the Korean is the best part

Alright, you got me. I'm laughing loudly at 5AM.

Adding now.

Okay, that's clever

Hello zac efron

first line is pretty good.
the review section is a good creative concept but girls probably think it's borderline autistic.

I agree with you. What I meant was that a lot of guys try to act 'fit' on tinder even though they arent. They get tired of it. Just like we get tired of bithes holding a nigger baby in some 3th world country

looks are everything. If you're relly good looking you don't have to do shit. Same for girls: big tits/ass is instaright for most of us.
The thing with being mediocre looking or ugly is to be original in one way or another. And looking at your best possible.

At this point, anything is worth a shot

>implying dr. swole doesn't crush gym bunnies whilst chugging a protein shake in one hand and curling a buck fiddy in the other then she's telling him how thankful she truly is for giving her a cardio pump

Agreed. We are on Tinder.
Clearly we aren't cutting it in person, so we need a buffer.

Why not get a little original?

well it's better than this

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Business Admin.

Tell that to 176 matches

Guys... I need help. I have a girl whos down to come over my place Friday. I live with my sisters and mom. I have 1 day to prepare. What the fuck do i do. Losing my v card. Tips for making it look like only my sisters live there? Plz help. One think i got going, i have Adderal and once it kicks in im basically in the clear. Advice? Also im 25 year old virgin.

Pretend to be someone you aren't. That's what everyone else does.

>Splendid!

No.

WELL FAG IT FUCKING WORKED SOOOOOOO

you just suck at tinder. "eating tacos on the streets and pizza in the sheets, tryin not to get too saucy" is all i have on my profile and I fuckin slang mad dick for some reason. I also have a nice beard.

I'm not a fake ass cuck, minus the stars in my new bio.

I read the past ones, dear god do you sound overexcited.

Fucking CLEAN THE PLACE. HARD.

Make your bio short and sweet. If you have to scroll on your own bio, then it's too long.

Also, the words "future trophy husband" usually gets women to comment on it.

How old are you?

I know.. I know.... nigger im surprised i got it. What excuse should i use to kick my family out?

Its because you're ugly. Use a fake pic of a hot dude and just catfish em since you cant get any pussy.

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25 but im tired as fuck so im not thinking straight. Fucking A

You could be honest.

Like bro, you're a fucking adult, literally go up to your mom and ask if you can use the place for 3 hours.

Shit, she'll probably throw you a goddamn party.

Judging on the Splendid! thing, probably about 15

If you're on addy you won't be able to pop a boner friendo. Which choice will you make? Faking you don't live with your mother or not disappointing your first potential fug?

I use tinder every day and swipe right on girls who look ok until I run out of swipes for the day because who the fuck uses tinder plus but I have a question what do girls actually think when someone super likes them

My moms under the impression im not a virgin, also dont live with my mom but im visiting to help my sister out with things. Fucking i do sound like an over eager faggot. She could say no still but fuck i gotta go through with it.

Dunno, actually had 1 chick want to hook up to forget her boyfriend, but she likely found someone hotter.

Ask her then. Literally pitch it as a favor, she's your sister, she probably has to have some annoying shit that needs to be done.

Do that in exchange for the place for a few hours.

They typically think it's creepy. But some just pretend like you normally liked them instead.

Same as when they normal swipe anyone. The super-like doesn't change their mind about anything, it just gives you quicker exposure to her.

You have to make an impression, don't just stop at "Hey" You have to start a conversation, the girl won't initiate shit in my experience

thanks mate. FML i want to die, i think she might say no because i was such an over eager cock sucker but im still going to go through with it.

I either throw a pick up line or say, "Hey, I love your profile pic! Very pretty" or something like that, I change it up depending on what their profile pic is.

Wow, i really blew it quick didnt i. Bitch said i was cute and i fucking blew it. I wasnt thinking lol

I usually go with "Awesome! You go to [college], what's your major?" Just make it an open question to start the ball rolling.

One thing you could do, is to shut off your internet, go outside and start meeting people. The first few months will be disastrous, you'll have major personality identity crisis, and you're most likely going to reform your values and morals, then your looks and your preferences, and then in a few months, when you're starting to see people and make friends, there's a slight chance that somebody will invite you to a party, you'll chat up a girl and maybe get lucky.

The internet is for porn, if you don't want to be a single soldier holding your dick in your hands, get a life without the internet. >win

I suck at talking to women in person, starting conversations and shit.

I'm the guy that they initially find attractive, and then slowly lose interest when they catch on to my weirdness.

15 minutes and no reply, anyway i can salvage this?

Really I was once super liked by this girl but she didn't look good and even though I use my one super like per day it gets accepted sometimes

Not likely

No. Don't send her anything more messages. If she's still interested she'll msg you. You'll come off creepy if you send her multiple messages without a response from her.

Alright fellas.
Got matched with a 9.5 asian chick with a all-star rack.

Bio is this
"Disney super fan who likes to make puns. Former Jersey girl who sings...alot. I'm into old music from the 50s and 70s"

I was gonna ask her if she liked Martin Sexton(Old 70s author) along with complimenting her profile pic

Good opening line or naw?

Ahh fuck thanks. I really liked her tho. She replied quick too. Fuck.

You didn't hear him. Do it and that shit will eventually go away. You will gain confidence. You will learn what to say. And when to say it.

I actually originally was using this formula an user gave in an old tinder thread but then modified it and now only use the "Hey your adorable" part at the beginning then talk leading into me asking them if they want to smoke

Wow, get out of here.

A couple of months from now and I'll be 21 and still a virgin. I'm decent looking and have had opportunities before but didn't go for it when I could have.

Could someone share success stories?

>fuck a different girl at least once a week from tinder with this as my 2nd photo

Why is that man naked in a public restroom?

>Protip: Try getting off the goddamn internet and talking to people irl.

I commute to work on a bike and I change in the bathroom. What's funny is I've never had a female ask me that.

I think they're hoping it isn't public if you catch my drift.

After a match, using "Hey" is usually a killer because most likely she has 50 other matches starting with that. That's boring. Read her bio and make a comment on it. If there is nothing there, use some go to easy ones like saying her name e.g "Sarah!"
If she responds, eventually lead up to asking for her real number so you become real in her mind.

>not stripping naked when you poop

Ps. This generally doesn't matter if you lucked out in the looks/genetics lottery.

After the Marine Corps I moved out to AZ, with 3 weeks of being in state I fucked 6 different girls, two became a reliable fuck buddy. Your best bet is to make your page both presentable and desirable, make them curious about you right off the bat. This includes your first pic because unlike guys, girls have dozens of matches everyday and take their pick from the best. Even if you aren't interesting you only need to pull this off for the night. Use something witty on your first message, not just hey. Read them, if you think they like funny, make them laugh, if you think they're shallow, make it seem like you're worth more then you actually are. Also you must hit it within about 3 days or they're gonna lose interest.

>One time, I had a sex with this one girl.

Mate, it was fucking sick ayy

Why tf are you blocking her face out? You don't even have their last names. I need to know if you fucked up with a hawt grill.

Virgin who's about to have sex tomarrow. How do i have sex? I jerk off so much i can last a long time, like 30 minutes but idk. Advice? Yes i feel like a loser.

Cringeworthy autistic.

For tinder you dont need anything except a good pic. You look good they talk to you as simple as that.
No one gives a fuck about your bio, but afaik interests matter because the search algorithm will searcj for people with similar interests

Naked bathroom guy here. As soon as I get a match I open with

"You are absolutely gorgeous. Hi."

The majority of females respond to this. Actually fucked a Native American chick who told me she only responded because that was something she hadn't heard before.

Will post a screen of my inbox if interest is expressed

Post it!

Don't go for an author if she says she likes songs from the 50s and 70s. Do some research. Ask her what she likes like music wise. if she likes jazz, go with Herbie Hancock. Idk man. Maybe go with the Disney super fan thing. Ask her what her favorite movie is. Don't go for complimenting her off the bat. If she's hot, she knows it, shown interest in something other then the boobs thay she already knows are great. Gl faggot.