You're locked in a room with these two. You've got one gun with one bullet. What do you do?

You're locked in a room with these two. You've got one gun with one bullet. What do you do?

double kill

shoot my self
1 is a faggot and 1 is a dyke

Line all three of us up in a row and pull the trigger

/thread

Shoot myself

An hero

Shoot Toby twice

Give the gun to Trump...Let him make the choice! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!

save the bullet, beat trump to death with the gun

How do you line them up? I'd put Trump in front of Hillary because if you went for the head pretty sure the bullet would go straight through.

Shoot the first one tryies to start a war with me

Shoot myself so I don't have to interact with ppl

underrated post.

Hand the gun to trump, whisper gently in his ear. "Make America Great again."

Two birds one stone

What kind of gun and what kind of ammo do I have?

Brilliant

make them fuck, then shoot myself.

This

Don't need the gun I can just use my hands

Put the gun down. Fap

do like OP should do and kill myself

tell them i want to see who is taller, get them to stand back to back then shoot them through the head with one bullet

>Line them up.
>Shoot both at same time
>Profit

Shoot Trump in the throat; pistol-whip Clinton.

point gun at both and say, "Anal. Right now. Or you die."

Beat them both to death with the gun. It's a blunt object made of metal after all.

Trump

Because as far as I know he doesn't want to put people in fun camps for wrong think.

I could give a shit about the rest it's just so much white noise.

shoot Donald in the face.

>libtards really think this would work

I love you user

Oh ie I'd shoot toby

Shoot trump, strangle Clinton.

Pick up the gun with my shirt, give it to Hillary and make her shoot Trump. She has bad aim so he wont die but she'll go to jail and Trump comes out the martyr making me his right hand man.

/this

I curve my bullet and headshot Trump, Clinton, and myself.

Force them to stand face to face and shoot through both of their heads at the same time with one bullet while simultaneously unlocking the "collateral damage" COD achievement.

...and then watch him put the gun to his temple and pull the trigger

Force them to kiss then blow both with the same bullet.

>Put gun on the floor.
>Walk away.
>Let one of them kill the other. >Survivor goes to prison.
>America feels the Bern.

berny fag or cruzfag, fuck these two asshats
but trump over hillary
but lets be honest i am no killer
i would shake trumps hand, giver hillary the "just got sucked off by an intern look" and walk out

I would lie Hillary down very gently, then proceed to undress her slowly, kissing every inch of her body as I do so.

I would then instruct Trump to undress and sit in the corner and wack his pud to me ramming Hillary.

I would then start with Hillary doggy style, going balls deep with her flabby ass cheeks causing massive smacking sounds with each thrust.

cont?

I don't even...

Shoot in the ceiling. Dangerous weapons should be neutralized.

true user
but for a moment i forgot where i was.
shot the head! wins for the lulz keks
dubs?

Check'd

/thread

shoot my self...

Look at all these dubs

so much this

Shoot Trump and rape Hillary to death.

shoot the doorhandle and escape

He's calling trump empty headed

>shoots you

Force Hilary at gun point to eat Donald's ass, then shoot him in the dick and then kick the shit out of Hilary and get some of dat azz

shoot self before they both try to take my gun away

Op was trips

All these libs think they'd know how to use a gun. kek.

Shoot Trump in the head, kill shillary with the butt of the gun