Why last thread 404?

Why last thread 404?

ITT:We give a shit description for a video game. Others guess. Ill start.

>Most cringe video game intro in history
>I am Dogmeat
>I shoot rats

Pic not related, just the only pic I had.

Come on bros, easy mode

>that pink bastard shot an egg at me

>Feels like the 1940's
>Kill grudge monster copy
>Brains

Super Mario GBA whatever

>nobody knows how to fucking play the game
>supposedly it's based on math
>really just random clicking
>TSA simulator 1995

Minesweeper

Yeah well I was looking for Super Mario 2. But close enough.

Do you know this one?

>I'm a marine mammal
>I cant remember the point of the fucking game

Minesweeper

I actually understand it

Yes.

How do you actually play then?

Ecco the dolphin

>Im a fish
>Leonard nimoy is here
>Sega

Bro, every box with a number tells you how many mines its touching. You put a flag on all the mines, and you get cool shades.

Click a box, number dictates how many mines are around said box. Click again and use said number to figure out mine placement

>contest with devil, Charlie Daniels-style
>devil is a dick
>you can't die
>fighting for the ability to die
>look like a corpse

I didn't realize until now how many old games I knew of. I probably know more late 90s/early 2000s games than 2010s games.

You got it. Um underwater Star Trek?

I had no idea those numbers were meaningful. Now I need to try it out.

>Get put into massive fight against big man
>Biggest event of the year
>No matter what you are forced to put an a list celebrity into this match to make it a triple threat

>hit rocks
>Pull grass
>i leave in 2 years
Nope, its a dreamcast game as a hint

>movie tie-in
>shockingly good for a movie tie-in
>does the original movies justice
>eating dog food and crazy mechanic

MediEvil?

Noone got this last time, so I'll make it a teeny bit easier

> start on a moon
> pew pew
> more pew pew
> even more pew pew
> go through portal
> die
> don't actually die
> next chapter
> more pew pew

Nobody gets this one.


>I hire myself out to steal documents and rescue people
>Futuristic Seattle
>I can recruit others and pay them if a job is too hard.

I need to go to sleep.

This is Chakan.

This is the Mad Max game.

Had to google it bro. Seaman. The other game... Animal Crossing?

Mad max?

>Be bear
>Best friend lives in a bag
>The Fuck my sister go?
>Cant understand what anybody is saying
>Now im a Termite

Banjo Kazooie

Heres a newer game I just started playing.

>Most confusing fucking menu navigation ever
>I'm some kinda green beret John Rambo type
>Set in 60s era Soviet Russia

Fucking Banjo Kazooie. One of my favorites.

Guess this one, Same dude, but now I fly planes and drive cars and shit. Villian is a large pig.

Nuts n' Bolts

Diddy kong racing braj

Evil within!

Nope, but I never played Nuts n Bolts. So my description may fit that game. But bear dude doesnt star in this game, just a playable character. Youll get this, its easy.

Yup

>You are in the moon
>Nobody knows the objective of the game
>John Madden

Bonus hint since this seems tough

> they killed his pet bunny.

Oh Diddy Kong Racing
Yeah I was confused about the villain part

Call OF Duty:Ghosts

>Be Indian
>On distant planet
>Dinosaurs Wtf
>The game is Turok
>I just gave away the answer
>Fuck

Bunny Vengeance 64?

Doom

Not even close

Thank god someone picked up on the dead bunny

>Mysterious Killings
>People appear on TV
>You jump in TV like a retard
>Try save people and find killer

Last one before I pass out.

>At night, the villagers turn into green creeper ghost shits and run around with their arms above their heads.
>Not Minecraft
>Pretty hard game, but one of my favs.

> get to work late
> push shiny thing
> fucking aliens everywhere

Persona 4

Yep

yep
that was easy mode

Turok

>New dog model

Seaman