So Sup Forums. Would you fuck Chelsea Clinton?

So Sup Forums. Would you fuck Chelsea Clinton?

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yes

I would have sexual relations with that woman

Absolutely

There are a lot of unflattering photos of her out there, but she ain't that bad.

She has soup coolers like a ghetto queen so... Yes

if I knew who her dad was.

Simply gorgeous.

Only if I could leverage it to ruin HRCs chances of getting elected.

If smashing her face in with a mace count as fucking, then... yes.

I would ruin her for political office, ending the clinton clan's reign over America

You realize she's not her mother right?

You think she won't run for office in 20 years time? Also, you think she will be any different from her mother? Also, are you retarded or just plain delusional?

Fuck no . The amount of alcohol I would have to drink to fucker would kill me

Jesus. She's got a harsher forehead than Morgan Freeman.

too much facemeat

Do I HAVE to?

He's right you know

God no. She looks exactly like Hilary and is probably just as crazy

I would hatefuck her asshole until she had to wear adult diapers but keep away from those cock shredding horse teeth

me too

Those lips look like they could suck some serious dick.

Yep I'd fuck her. Bet she's a freak and takes it in the ass .

Running for president makes her the same as her mother? You have really weird standards for what makes people the same. I ate a cheeseburger the other day and I had my dick sucked. Am I just like Bill Clinton?

No, but I would fuck young Hillary

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No, I have standards.

Wow she really does have big lips

>is on Sup Forums
>standards

Pick one

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you fucking wish. Slick Willie is Slick as fuck. That dude is going to be on his deathbed, laughing like goddamn Beavis and Butthead when he thinks about his life, and will die with a big ass grin on his face from the memories of the most epic life lived since Ernest Motherfucking Hemingway, I guaran-goddamn-tee it.

For the record, I would fuck the shit out of her.

young hillary was hot as shit

under rated reference

dick sucking lips

same.

Why not? Her parents have been fucking us for years.

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worked hard on that one, huh?
oh summer... how you vex me.

but goddamn, to be under 40 she looks rough.

all amerifats look older than they are. It's the shit they eat.

How impressionable you are.

Looks like she's been through at least 4 mid life crisis' and 2 HRT.

Or you know...politics is stressful...oh wait it's summer. Never mind. Troll on while you can. University is going to be rough.

>Be first generation American, immigrant family
>Grow up on Mediterranean diet
>MFW only one of my peers without diabeetus by 30

Sup Forums would fuck a rattlesnake if you held it's mouth open.

fuck that, I go for the cloaca

Twenty years ago yes.

Webb Hubbell's Daughter ?? The Clinton Foundation slush fund would have to pay me millions.

youtube.com/watch?v=9IiHRSBAMwU

she looks pretty good in that pic tho

So is this the new no evidence beyond someone on the internet said it conspiracy theory this month?

For all the Saudi oil money she's going to inherit, yeah probs.

Checked

Hey baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.

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No this is why

summer being a purely amerifat phenomenon.
Didn't quite think that one through, did you?

The Clintons are all festering diseased cunts, so would not fuck with someone elses dick.

Plus I hate trying to fuck with one hand on my wallet.

The difference between the proportion of obese people in the US and the UK is barely the margin of error in the studies. UK are the second fattest in the world, by a slim margin.

Put long hair on this guy and you get Chelsea

I would smash that.

I'd suck her cock.

Yeh, but even when she was 12 you'd get her dad's sloppy seconds. And you'd still have to pay for it.

Might be worth it for a piece of that pie.

Um, she's never been active in the public service realm and probably hates public life since she grew up in the whitehouse.

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YES Sup Forums WOULD FUCK HER
She is substantially less objectionable to half the shit Sup Forums would fuck given the chance.

Are you happy now, OP?
YES Sup Forums WOULD FUCK HER
Sup Forums would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back

STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

That's Hillary, edgelord.

Uh, yeh, Einstein. Any other brilliant observations today?

The autism is overwhelming

Autism?
This pasta has been around longer than you have kiddo.

Gee fella, I'd put down that cup of coffee. Sit back and relax. It'll all be OK. Not everyone identifies with Sup Forums quite the way you do.

Fuck no. I wouldnt fuck that whore with reddits dick and 9 gag pushing.

>being this new

Kek.
Summer really is here.

>Implying copypasta isn't cringy and autistic as fuck

Chelsea is so ugly that, for eye protection, you'd need to put a bag over her head to fuck her. As additional eye protection, you'd need to put a bag over your head in case her bag fell off.

I would but she got her mamma's crazy eye, so no.

Ah, the master of quick wit and retort. The intuitive powers here are astounding - at least equal to the general level of intelligence.

She has her bags packed and is ready to travel. Unfortunately, those bags are under her eyes.

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If she was blonde she would be the mom from American dad

I would probably take her home, but then regret it immediately after entering the taxi and make up some excuse to get off early.

kek

Would you Meghan McCain?

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So? She's ugly and disgusting, just like her mother. It runs in the family.

That's because you have low standards.

Actually, New Zealand is the second fattest/most obese country in the world.

Holy shit, she looks as slimy and awful as she does nowadays, somehow.

I see a lot of you newfags spouting "summer" as if you actually understand how it works.

no thx.... I'll pass

I think that pic has been shooped

well you're a retard then:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3651127/Can-t-Chelsea-Clinton-thanks-fans-warm-wishes-shares-photo-cuddling-newborn-son-Aidan.html

Because the Daily Mail is a unyielding stronghold of journalistic integrity

This.

she's got her dad's giant lips and noggin

You realize there's no evidence of this beyond someone on the internet blurting it out like they were confessing their undying love for their guy friend right?

>this month

Brother, this goes back decades. Hilldog and Webb were law partners back in the late 70's-early 80's and pretty much everyone knew they were having an affair. Chelsea was born about 9 months after they had sexual relations and she looks just like Webb.

Yes just so that in a few months I can say I fucked the President's daughter.

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No, she looks just like Hillary.

She kinda reminds me of Mistress T.